Good morning! Today has been one of those days, and I know you've also had days like these, where I simply cannot wake up. I feel like I'm in a drugged haze-unfortunately, I am not.
So, in my efforts to awaken, I've been looking at naked chicks this morning. And I must say, looking at Chelsea Handler in May's issue of Allure, has jump started me in a most startling and disorienting way.
Make sure you check out the picture of Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi and ask yourself this: How many Carl's Jr. burgers do you think she's...
Hot on the heels of her success in Transformers, Megan Fox is being pursued to star in the new She-Hulk movie. A studio source says this: "She-Hulk comics are popular so it's only natural that the character makes the transition to the big screen. The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the lead role. She'll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she tr...
I'd like to caption this, "I feel sad that Beet is going to have to pay a week of paid vacation to Wendie because Wendie is an amazing visionary who totally has correctly predicted that Skeletor and I are splitting up in 2009."
Okay, there haven't been any official announcements yet, but stay tuned. God, I hope this doesn't turn into Pukegate all over again....
Do you ever just avoid something in hopes that it will eventually go away? I had a friend who did that, and now she's dead of cancer. For two days I've been ignoring the fact that Mischa Barton is naked on the shudder-worthy cover of May's Cosmo UK with the headline, "Your Body Rocks," but this damn story keeps popping up again and again. Let's get this over, shall we? Sidenote: I just realized that, lately, every time I write about Mischa Barton, I reference cancer. Coincidence?
T...
Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar is expecting a baby Buffy this fall with husband, Freddie Prinze, Jr.
In addition to the obvious, the couple have been busy over the past few months. Gellar is set to executive produce and star in the HBO pilot, The Wonderful Maladys. Her husband just shot a pilot for ABC titled No Heroics.
Let's hope one of their shows gets picked up. Kids are expensive and they totally expect to eat two or three times a day!...
Dionne Warwick, who was an exceptional singer long before the Psychic Friends Network arrived and carried the last shreds of her career away, is back on the top ten...list of California tax offenders, that is. I don't know why no one predicted that she'd end up in hawk to the IRS to the tune of $2.5M dollars, but she is.
According to Warwick's rep, she has been paying back what she owes on an installment plan.
Also on the list is the not-so-funny comedian, Sinbad. Remember him? He wa...
I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "I'm so glad Christina Applegate beat breast cancer so that she can start working on lung cancer."
Smoking is a total bitch. It's completely addictive and I don't underestimate the power nicotine wields over its victims. I smoked for a couple of years but never felt the true need to smoke. I would just get drunk and decide that smoking enhanced how fuckable I looked. My twenties were fun.
But Applegate's life was spared by early detection...
Tampa Bay and Chicago area Walgreens have pulled Obama Chia off their shelves due to complaints that the product was objectionable.
I mentioned this newest Chia version on my own blog back in January. You really don't need a fortune teller's license to know that some people are going to get pissed when our nation's leader is memorialized in clay pottery and sprouts.
The Chia company's president, Joseph Pedott-an extremely unattractive white dude, doesn't see what the big fuss is about. "Since when is an Afro racist? ...
CSI Miami star David Caruso has been slapped with a $1.2M lawsuit courtesy of his ex-girlfriend, Liza Marquez. I sure wish I could slap David Caruso.
Court paperwork portrays Caruso as an emotionally abusive partner who wasn't too interested in the two children he fathered with Marquez. Apparently, the dude dumped his girlfriend two days after the birth of their second child. And you know what? I totally believe everything this woman is claiming. David Caruso has always seemed l...
After years of hucking Blackberries at anyone who crossed her, it seems that supermodel Naomi Campbell is focused on sobriety. In a new interview with Giant magazine, the glamazon reflects, "There comes a point when it all catches up with you and you have to deal with it. And that caused me to reassess myself and get real treatment for my anger and my addictions. Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I've finally come to realize that for me, it's all or nothing—and it has ...
Good morning! Today has been one of those days, and I know you've also had days like these, where I simply cannot wake up. I feel like I'm in a drugged haze-unfortunately, I am not.
So, in my efforts to awaken, I've been looking at naked chicks this morning. And I must say, looking at Chelsea Handler in May's issue of Allure, has jump started me in a most startling and disorienting way.
Make sure you check out the picture of Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi and ask yourself this: How many Carl's Jr. burgers do you think she's...
Hot on the heels of her success in Transformers, Megan Fox is being pursued to star in the new She-Hulk movie. A studio source says this: "She-Hulk comics are popular so it's only natural that the character makes the transition to the big screen. The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the lead role. She'll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she tr...
I'd like to caption this, "I feel sad that Beet is going to have to pay a week of paid vacation to Wendie because Wendie is an amazing visionary who totally has correctly predicted that Skeletor and I are splitting up in 2009."
Okay, there haven't been any official announcements yet, but stay tuned. God, I hope this doesn't turn into Pukegate all over again....
Do you ever just avoid something in hopes that it will eventually go away? I had a friend who did that, and now she's dead of cancer. For two days I've been ignoring the fact that Mischa Barton is naked on the shudder-worthy cover of May's Cosmo UK with the headline, "Your Body Rocks," but this damn story keeps popping up again and again. Let's get this over, shall we? Sidenote: I just realized that, lately, every time I write about Mischa Barton, I reference cancer. Coincidence?
T...
Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar is expecting a baby Buffy this fall with husband, Freddie Prinze, Jr.
In addition to the obvious, the couple have been busy over the past few months. Gellar is set to executive produce and star in the HBO pilot, The Wonderful Maladys. Her husband just shot a pilot for ABC titled No Heroics.
Let's hope one of their shows gets picked up. Kids are expensive and they totally expect to eat two or three times a day!...
Dionne Warwick, who was an exceptional singer long before the Psychic Friends Network arrived and carried the last shreds of her career away, is back on the top ten...list of California tax offenders, that is. I don't know why no one predicted that she'd end up in hawk to the IRS to the tune of $2.5M dollars, but she is.
According to Warwick's rep, she has been paying back what she owes on an installment plan.
Also on the list is the not-so-funny comedian, Sinbad. Remember him? He wa...
I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "I'm so glad Christina Applegate beat breast cancer so that she can start working on lung cancer."
Smoking is a total bitch. It's completely addictive and I don't underestimate the power nicotine wields over its victims. I smoked for a couple of years but never felt the true need to smoke. I would just get drunk and decide that smoking enhanced how fuckable I looked. My twenties were fun.
But Applegate's life was spared by early detection...
Tampa Bay and Chicago area Walgreens have pulled Obama Chia off their shelves due to complaints that the product was objectionable.
I mentioned this newest Chia version on my own blog back in January. You really don't need a fortune teller's license to know that some people are going to get pissed when our nation's leader is memorialized in clay pottery and sprouts.
The Chia company's president, Joseph Pedott-an extremely unattractive white dude, doesn't see what the big fuss is about. "Since when is an Afro racist? ...
CSI Miami star David Caruso has been slapped with a $1.2M lawsuit courtesy of his ex-girlfriend, Liza Marquez. I sure wish I could slap David Caruso.
Court paperwork portrays Caruso as an emotionally abusive partner who wasn't too interested in the two children he fathered with Marquez. Apparently, the dude dumped his girlfriend two days after the birth of their second child. And you know what? I totally believe everything this woman is claiming. David Caruso has always seemed l...
After years of hucking Blackberries at anyone who crossed her, it seems that supermodel Naomi Campbell is focused on sobriety. In a new interview with Giant magazine, the glamazon reflects, "There comes a point when it all catches up with you and you have to deal with it. And that caused me to reassess myself and get real treatment for my anger and my addictions. Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I've finally come to realize that for me, it's all or nothing—and it has ...