Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hugh Hefner Gives Former Girlfriends Relationship Advice. Yikes!

55818755hollymadison415200995441am Hugh Hefner continues to wax philosophical about the Girls Next Door.  For real, I don't think the twins are working out too well for him since his attention still seem so focused on Kendra, Bridget and Holly.  I'm totally over that show, why isn't he? In a People interview, Hef says that rebounds are the way to go and marriage, for all intents and purposes, sucks. About Holly: My conviction has always been, being an romantic, that the best solution for a failed romance is a new romance. ...

Love Can Be So Sweet

12526599hulklindahogan415200984100am I have a Hulk Hogan story.  You won't be impressed.  He once bumped into my mother at O'Hare airport while he was eating a chili dog.  The end. A more impressive story?  According to a new Rolling Stone article, Hulk Hogan totally relates to spousicide.  It all started when Hulk's wife Linda started doing "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior."   The demise of his marriage gave Hogan a whole new level of sympathy for O.J.:  "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat.  You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you...

Quotables

56886237charlizetheron414200912229pm "I don't like living in an elitist world, it bothers me. I don't want to be part of an elitist sexual preference. It bothers me.  Maybe it's because I come from a country where I lived under apartheid.  This is a form of apartheid and I don't want to be a part of that." Charlize Theron in an MSN interview comparing the ban on same-sex marriages to apartheid.  She has also gone completely Brangelina and vowed not to marry long-time partner Stuart Townsend until gay marriage is legal in eve...

Wait-I Was… Wrong?

justin jessica Didn't I predict that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were going to be breaking up?  I'm pretty sure I did.  So what in the hell is Justin doing making positive statements in the media about his little hooker with a heart?  In this month's print issue of Hello magazine,(and speaking of "Hello", uh, hello?  Is that even a real magazine?)  the former boybander was happy to swoon about his girlfriend of two years: Recent paparazzi shots of Jessica trying on rings at a Los Angeles jewel...

Jenna Jameson Credits Ab Work For Easy Labor

51564865jennajameson4142009123516pm Jenna Jameson has been blogging, peeps.  And she has some advice for the ladies out there who are trying to get pregnant.  Want a quick delivery?  Do tons of dudes crunches! Yes, I am the lucky mommy of two gorgeous boys... Jesse Jameson and Journey Jette. I spent 2 months in Hoag hospital on bed rest, in order to try to take my twins to term. Well, I came pretty close! 33 weeks was my magic date and I delivered my boys on March 15th. I was blessed with a very easy labor, it lasted about ...

Now Is Tori Spelling Ready For An Intervention? How ‘Bout Now?

57181561torispelling4142009120227pm Tori Spelling might not be able to be saved from her mandible.  And if she hasn't learned the Bright Lipstick, Neutral Eye Color (or vice versa) rule yet, it probably isn't going to ever sink in.  But Tori Spelling is wasting away in front of our eyes.  She's always been thin but she looks a little insane at this point. Tori's skeleton, her husband Dean and their children Liam and Stella all attended Tori's Mommywood book release party last night in Bev Hills.  Also there were Lisa Ri...

William Hurt=Aptly Named

14327406marleematlin414200983345am Marlee Matlin's new book, "I'll Scream Later" shares her story of a quick ascent to fame, her drug addiction and the abuse she suffered at the hands of her boyfriend and Children of a Lesser God co-star, William Hurt. It's the abuse part that bothers me the most.  Yeah, she talks about her cocaine habit, but really, who wasn't addicted to cocaine in the eighties?  But I've been a fan of William Hurt for a lot of years and it totally disheartens me out to learn that he was the original Ch...

Lindsay Gets Inked

57159692lindsaylohan414200981958am My brother and I made a bet before he left for his tour of duty in Afghanistan.  I think it was a drunken conversation that went something like, "You come back from war in one piece and I'll get a tattoo," knowing that he'd never remember our gin-soaked wager.  I was very relieved to have him return alive a year later.  One day he asked me to lunch and instead of driving us to a restaurant, he drove me to a tattoo parlor and left me there.  For three hours.  So, yeah, I have a tattoo.  A b...

Flo Rida Give Out His Cell Number; Sadly, No One Calls

16531818florida413200912703pm I'm just kidding y'all!  Well, rapper Flo Rida did give out his cell number (305-528-2786) during a CNN interview, but I'm sure he has been inundated with calls and texts since then.  Brillz, really.  He says he receives lots of calls and answers about thirty percent of them.  Let's have an Evil Beet Gossip contest, shall we?  How many of us can get Flo to respond to a text?  I plan to try all afternoon. His reason for such a toolish action?  Flo says, "If they can go out and buy my ...

Mel Gibson’s Wife Finally Files For Divorce

11105460melgibson413200910414pm Robyn Gibson, wife of Mel, has finally given Mel his walking papers.  The superstar's wife filed for divorce last Thursday in L.A. County as the final act of their twenty-nine year marriage.  It's.  About.  Time. You know, I remember hearing about this marriage and its troubles back in the eighties when I obtained all my celebrity gossip from The National Enquirer or PM Magazine because the closest thing I owned to a computer was my Little Professor.  And believe me, people with compu...

Quotables

"What's up, Sacramento?" Sentiments shouted out by lost soul Britney Spears on Sunday at her concert in, sigh, San Jose....

The Duggars Make An Announcement And For The First Time Ever It Isn’t Of The “Michelle Duggar Pregnant” Or “Michelle Duggar Gives Birth” Variety

Quite frankly, I can't believe it's taken this long, but the oldest of the Duggar children, Josh,  is finally expecting the first of twenty-three babies with his new and subservient wife Anna.  These bitches got married in September and it took her three months to get knocked up?  I think I know what went wrong.  The senior Duggars are constantly saying that the Lord determines how many children they are going to be gifted with.  These two idiots probably sat around for ninety days praying for a blessing before realizing that they would have to actually screw to get some progress. Here's some video of the entire color-coordinated clan.  I love that Meredith asked the first question that popped into my own mind when I heard the news:  "Are you planning on carrying on with the whole same initial fuckery?"  The good news is that Josh and Anna feel the letter J is as worn out as Michelle Duggar's twat.  They are taking a hard look at the letter M, however. How long until the young couple have their own TLC series with their brood of Moses, Malachi, Martha, Mary, Matthew, Mark, Matthias, Magdalene and Millo? />Quite frankly, I can't believe it's taken this long, but the oldest of the Duggar children, Josh,  is finally expecting the first of twenty-three babies with his new and subservient wife Anna.  These bitches got married in September and it took her three months to get knocked up?  I think I know what went wrong.  The senior Duggars are constantly saying that the Lord determines how many children they are going to be gifted with.  These two idiots probably sat around for ninety days praying f...
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