Source is everything. If Star was reporting this, I'd be totally dismissive. But paparazzi agency Bauer-Griffin, the people who make it their life to stalk celebrities, claim that Rihanna and Chris Brown spent the night together last week.
Shortly after arriving back to L.A. from Kansas... Rihanna went house mansion-hunting in the Hollywood Hills. The singer checked out several properties (many of which were in the $5 million price range).
Meeeeeeanwhile, Chris Brown had been holed up in the swanky Sofitel Hotel. But, Chris checked o...
My husband and I have been together over five years and have never been to the movies together. It takes an act of God or Robert Downey, Jr. to get me to watch movies in a communal and over-air conditioned setting. But this could be the weekend that I break rank and actually go to the movies. Do you think they'll let me bring in my Snuggie?
Last night was the premiere of The Soloist, a movie that sounds fascinating to me. It's a true story of a musician, played by Jamie Foxx, a pro...
Oh, they're just being Disney-bots!
Zac Efron has taken over first place in the movie game with a weekend haul of $24.1M in ticket sales for his flick 17 Again, knocking that Hannah Montana movie down to fourth place with $12.7M.
Have I mentioned that my son cannot stand the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus package? He's kind of an original-if anything becomes too popular, he has to go find some obscure replacement to pick as his favorite. To totally rattle his cage and really for my own sick enjoy...
It appears that Lindsay Lohan is in talks to appear in a topless Vegas show. Lindsay has impressive qualifications and certainly doesn't have any other job offers streaming in right now so I say, "Go for it!" I must say that the dress she's wearing in these pictures indicates a need for a little, uh...fluffing of the pillows. That inevitable gravity finally found our your girl's girls.
Saturday night Lindsay attended the premiere of Peepshow, a Mel B. and Kelly Monaco production. Mor...
I don't know why these two haven't announced their impending divorce yet, but in the meantime, I can't help but wonder: Are Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick just trying to out-offend each other with their wardrobe choices? I mean, SJP usually looks great so I can forgive her for wearing fuchsia Always (with wings!) maxi-pads on her feet but what's up with her hub? I think that now is as good a time as any other to remind you that Matthew Broderick is only forty-seven years old...
I swear I have some sort of celebrity gossip ADD. When I sit down to write about the latest happenings in Hollywood, I get completely distracted by irrelevant details. It's possible that I feel weary of the same old "Lindsay is back on the pole," stories. I'm just so much more interested in the story behind the story. Or the story that's happening over to the left when everyone is turned to watch the story on the right.
An example: This morning I was sipping on a protein shake, an...
Hey, guys. I have to go see my dermatologist this morning so he can do horrible, terrible and terrifying procedures to me. If I survive the ordeal, and I don't harbor high hopes that I will, I'll be back later for more bonding.
Until then, I expect that you will assist me in ascertaining what, specifically, is wrong with the ensemble Sophia Bush wore last night to the A|X watches launch party. Should a woman just never have an ocean wave extending across the broadest part of her body? Ar...
Am I the only person left on the planet who can't still tell these two bitches apart?
You are all pretty shrewd celebustalkers so I'm sure it's quite obvious to you, but I had to really stare before even venturing a guess.
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This is really just an extension of this post but tits and ass always deserve their own post. Sometimes my subtle humor is lost on the masses so let me clarify: I don't really believe that Mel is schtupping the middle-age beauty seen here.
I do believe the claims of twenty-four year-old Russian pop star Oksana Pochepa who says that she's the one that has stolen Mel's heart. She told The Sun, "This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting." Yes, s...
I don't want to hear any more about how the paparazzi are so reviled. Believe me when I tell you this: celebrities use the media to send messages, further agendas and curry public favor all the time.
One day after his divorce announcement, Mel Gibson was seen on a Costa Rican beach (pictures here) with a "mysterious blond." Why are these mistress blonds always called "mysterious?" The only mystery to me is how any self-respecting woman could fuck a guy who owns orange crocs.
Anyway, here is the happy couple (?) frolicking and scampering on the shore and trust me,...
Okay, so speaking of tattoos, Jessica Alba has a bow at the top of her ass crack. Doesn't that just tell you that she views anal as the greatest gift she can ever offer a man? Ink that makes a statement: "I'm Jessica Fucking Alba. I offer my rectum to you. You're. Welcome."
I think I'm supposed to be focused on the fact that Alba now has blond hair, which I find to be a huge mistake. Why must olive complected women give in to the blond? Ladies, work with what you have and embra...
Source is everything. If Star was reporting this, I'd be totally dismissive. But paparazzi agency Bauer-Griffin, the people who make it their life to stalk celebrities, claim that Rihanna and Chris Brown spent the night together last week.
Shortly after arriving back to L.A. from Kansas... Rihanna went house mansion-hunting in the Hollywood Hills. The singer checked out several properties (many of which were in the $5 million price range).
Meeeeeeanwhile, Chris Brown had been holed up in the swanky Sofitel Hotel. But, Chris checked o...
My husband and I have been together over five years and have never been to the movies together. It takes an act of God or Robert Downey, Jr. to get me to watch movies in a communal and over-air conditioned setting. But this could be the weekend that I break rank and actually go to the movies. Do you think they'll let me bring in my Snuggie?
Last night was the premiere of The Soloist, a movie that sounds fascinating to me. It's a true story of a musician, played by Jamie Foxx, a pro...
Oh, they're just being Disney-bots!
Zac Efron has taken over first place in the movie game with a weekend haul of $24.1M in ticket sales for his flick 17 Again, knocking that Hannah Montana movie down to fourth place with $12.7M.
Have I mentioned that my son cannot stand the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus package? He's kind of an original-if anything becomes too popular, he has to go find some obscure replacement to pick as his favorite. To totally rattle his cage and really for my own sick enjoy...
It appears that Lindsay Lohan is in talks to appear in a topless Vegas show. Lindsay has impressive qualifications and certainly doesn't have any other job offers streaming in right now so I say, "Go for it!" I must say that the dress she's wearing in these pictures indicates a need for a little, uh...fluffing of the pillows. That inevitable gravity finally found our your girl's girls.
Saturday night Lindsay attended the premiere of Peepshow, a Mel B. and Kelly Monaco production. Mor...
I don't know why these two haven't announced their impending divorce yet, but in the meantime, I can't help but wonder: Are Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick just trying to out-offend each other with their wardrobe choices? I mean, SJP usually looks great so I can forgive her for wearing fuchsia Always (with wings!) maxi-pads on her feet but what's up with her hub? I think that now is as good a time as any other to remind you that Matthew Broderick is only forty-seven years old...
I swear I have some sort of celebrity gossip ADD. When I sit down to write about the latest happenings in Hollywood, I get completely distracted by irrelevant details. It's possible that I feel weary of the same old "Lindsay is back on the pole," stories. I'm just so much more interested in the story behind the story. Or the story that's happening over to the left when everyone is turned to watch the story on the right.
An example: This morning I was sipping on a protein shake, an...
Hey, guys. I have to go see my dermatologist this morning so he can do horrible, terrible and terrifying procedures to me. If I survive the ordeal, and I don't harbor high hopes that I will, I'll be back later for more bonding.
Until then, I expect that you will assist me in ascertaining what, specifically, is wrong with the ensemble Sophia Bush wore last night to the A|X watches launch party. Should a woman just never have an ocean wave extending across the broadest part of her body? Ar...
Am I the only person left on the planet who can't still tell these two bitches apart?
You are all pretty shrewd celebustalkers so I'm sure it's quite obvious to you, but I had to really stare before even venturing a guess.
Read More...
This is really just an extension of this post but tits and ass always deserve their own post. Sometimes my subtle humor is lost on the masses so let me clarify: I don't really believe that Mel is schtupping the middle-age beauty seen here.
I do believe the claims of twenty-four year-old Russian pop star Oksana Pochepa who says that she's the one that has stolen Mel's heart. She told The Sun, "This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting." Yes, s...
I don't want to hear any more about how the paparazzi are so reviled. Believe me when I tell you this: celebrities use the media to send messages, further agendas and curry public favor all the time.
One day after his divorce announcement, Mel Gibson was seen on a Costa Rican beach (pictures here) with a "mysterious blond." Why are these mistress blonds always called "mysterious?" The only mystery to me is how any self-respecting woman could fuck a guy who owns orange crocs.
Anyway, here is the happy couple (?) frolicking and scampering on the shore and trust me,...
Okay, so speaking of tattoos, Jessica Alba has a bow at the top of her ass crack. Doesn't that just tell you that she views anal as the greatest gift she can ever offer a man? Ink that makes a statement: "I'm Jessica Fucking Alba. I offer my rectum to you. You're. Welcome."
I think I'm supposed to be focused on the fact that Alba now has blond hair, which I find to be a huge mistake. Why must olive complected women give in to the blond? Ladies, work with what you have and embra...