Now, when I said she looked like a box of popcorn, obviously I meant the fat-free variety. The very bony Nicky Hilton attended the 14th Annual Los Angeles Antiques Show opening last night, appearing in desperate need of a calorie.
Nick Lachey was also there with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. Does this put to rest the rumors that she was hanging all over 90210 actor Matt Lanter the night before? I say "NO!" based on the couple's body language. Nothing says "impending breakup" like a jaw cla...
I can't find a new and interesting way to pretend that I give a flying fig about Lindsay Lohan so I'm just going to report the deets of her Ellen interview so we can all proceed to the business of tuning in today and analyzing every hair extension flip and to see if she's wearing black leggings. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm tuning in to see how red her nostrils are.
Linds talked about the one thing more difficult that having your love life played out in the media. "When you don't know you're...
As much distaste as I may personally feel for Beyonce, and I feel a lot, fairness and truth must prevail. So, in said fairness, I sadly report that this board mix recording of Beyonce performing on Today was apparently altered by someone who hates Beyonce as much as I do.
Beyonce has officially been cleared of all bad singing charges -- the atrocious supposed "board mix" of her performance on "The Today Show" last year was altered after all.
Just as Mathew Knowles told us, the audio ...
Well, I can't believe I'm about to write these words but apparently Mike Tyson is doling out advice regarding domestic violence. Feel free to take a moment to let that sink in.
And maybe I'm being overcritical, but there's something about how he calls women "them" during an interview with MTV that doesn't sit well with me. Who ever knew a pronoun could sound offensive?
"You can't abuse them," he tells MTV. "It's really sick what you [can] do. She has a space in your heart and you believe ...
Jessica Biel and alleged kidnapper Clark Rockefeller Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter Justin Timberlake at an L.A. Lakers game last night. Pictures in the gallery of Timberlake mounting his ho for benefit of the Jumbo Tron and the naysayers, of course.
[gallery]...
The Hills' Audrina Patridge is the face, or toned abdomen, of the newest PETA Be an Angel For Animals-Always Adopt, Never Buy print campaign. She's released a statement through the organization that reads: "Each year, 6 to 8 million unwanted dogs and cats are turned in to shelters, and half are killed because there aren't enough good homes. The solution is as easy as ABC – animal birth control. Always spay and neuter, and never buy from a pet store or a breeder."
So while you're feel...
Friends, I realize that I have a lot of "I told you so" moments. So, the next time one of my statements or predictions prove true, I won't get all obnoxious extolling my amazing talent of perception. Unless it's when Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake break up. Or J. Lo and Skeletor. Or when the world learns what I've always known: Beyonce can't sing. Oh, and how that moment is here.
Howard Stern got hold of a copy of Beyonce's board mix when she performed If I Were A Boy last ye...
Guys, I'm really sorry about this Linds news every single day. You know how I feel about her, but these stories just keep popping up and I'm afraid that if I don't report them, Beet will punish me by making me watch a twenty-four hour-long compilation DVD of the works of Julia Roberts, or something as equally horrific.
Anyway, Ellen DeGeneres and wife Portia de Rossi, or Double De as they are affectionately called by me, attended the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in which Ellen won Outstanding...
"I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a 'fuller-figured woman' of extra large proportions is a little offensive. For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL."
Ki...
I love me some Rosie O'Donnell. I was one of the seventy-three people that watched her variety show the night before Thanksgiving when I could have been making pumpkin pies instead, and didn't totally hate it. Well, I hated it but was willing to forgive and move on. Until today.
Has Rosie finally made the transition from daytime talk-show host to full-time Oompah Loompah? Was she confronted in a dark alley by a spray gun wielding Lindsay Lohan? Is she trying to make a statement ...
Now, when I said she looked like a box of popcorn, obviously I meant the fat-free variety. The very bony Nicky Hilton attended the 14th Annual Los Angeles Antiques Show opening last night, appearing in desperate need of a calorie.
Nick Lachey was also there with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. Does this put to rest the rumors that she was hanging all over 90210 actor Matt Lanter the night before? I say "NO!" based on the couple's body language. Nothing says "impending breakup" like a jaw cla...
I can't find a new and interesting way to pretend that I give a flying fig about Lindsay Lohan so I'm just going to report the deets of her Ellen interview so we can all proceed to the business of tuning in today and analyzing every hair extension flip and to see if she's wearing black leggings. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm tuning in to see how red her nostrils are.
Linds talked about the one thing more difficult that having your love life played out in the media. "When you don't know you're...
As much distaste as I may personally feel for Beyonce, and I feel a lot, fairness and truth must prevail. So, in said fairness, I sadly report that this board mix recording of Beyonce performing on Today was apparently altered by someone who hates Beyonce as much as I do.
Beyonce has officially been cleared of all bad singing charges -- the atrocious supposed "board mix" of her performance on "The Today Show" last year was altered after all.
Just as Mathew Knowles told us, the audio ...
Well, I can't believe I'm about to write these words but apparently Mike Tyson is doling out advice regarding domestic violence. Feel free to take a moment to let that sink in.
And maybe I'm being overcritical, but there's something about how he calls women "them" during an interview with MTV that doesn't sit well with me. Who ever knew a pronoun could sound offensive?
"You can't abuse them," he tells MTV. "It's really sick what you [can] do. She has a space in your heart and you believe ...
Jessica Biel and alleged kidnapper Clark Rockefeller Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter Justin Timberlake at an L.A. Lakers game last night. Pictures in the gallery of Timberlake mounting his ho for benefit of the Jumbo Tron and the naysayers, of course.
[gallery]...
The Hills' Audrina Patridge is the face, or toned abdomen, of the newest PETA Be an Angel For Animals-Always Adopt, Never Buy print campaign. She's released a statement through the organization that reads: "Each year, 6 to 8 million unwanted dogs and cats are turned in to shelters, and half are killed because there aren't enough good homes. The solution is as easy as ABC – animal birth control. Always spay and neuter, and never buy from a pet store or a breeder."
So while you're feel...
Friends, I realize that I have a lot of "I told you so" moments. So, the next time one of my statements or predictions prove true, I won't get all obnoxious extolling my amazing talent of perception. Unless it's when Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake break up. Or J. Lo and Skeletor. Or when the world learns what I've always known: Beyonce can't sing. Oh, and how that moment is here.
Howard Stern got hold of a copy of Beyonce's board mix when she performed If I Were A Boy last ye...
Guys, I'm really sorry about this Linds news every single day. You know how I feel about her, but these stories just keep popping up and I'm afraid that if I don't report them, Beet will punish me by making me watch a twenty-four hour-long compilation DVD of the works of Julia Roberts, or something as equally horrific.
Anyway, Ellen DeGeneres and wife Portia de Rossi, or Double De as they are affectionately called by me, attended the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in which Ellen won Outstanding...
"I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a 'fuller-figured woman' of extra large proportions is a little offensive. For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL."
Ki...
I love me some Rosie O'Donnell. I was one of the seventy-three people that watched her variety show the night before Thanksgiving when I could have been making pumpkin pies instead, and didn't totally hate it. Well, I hated it but was willing to forgive and move on. Until today.
Has Rosie finally made the transition from daytime talk-show host to full-time Oompah Loompah? Was she confronted in a dark alley by a spray gun wielding Lindsay Lohan? Is she trying to make a statement ...