Let’s All Agree That Kate Winslet Isn’t Annoying, Okay? November 3, 2009WendieKate Winslet Sorry I'm running so late today, guys. Unfortunately every story I tried to write started out something like: "Kate Winslet won a libel -- Oh, my God I have to go to an allergist today and I'm afraid of needles and I'm pretty that I CAN DIE from being stuck sixty times in a row and if I DIE no one will know what's going on in Hollywood until Beet wakes up -- whew, okay, now where was I?" So, thanks for being patient with me today whilst I went through my mini-meltdown, and if any of you ha...
Just Because aka My Favorite Lady Gaga Cover November 2, 2009WendieUncategorized Have you heard Christopher Walken's remake of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face?" It's even better than Jude Law's version....
Kate Hudson Loves Botox November 2, 2009WendieKate Hudson Kate Hudson oils up for December's issue of Elle mag and is finally talking a little bit about boyfriend Alex Rodriguez. Really, all she did was deny that the two are engaged which is good news in itself. In other Kate news, the actress lost twenty pounds for an upcoming role in which she plays a terminally ill patient that falls in love with her doctor and she -- Kate, not the terminally ill character, though that would be kinda funny -- sends out props for Botox. "Everyone’s so obs...
Jessica Simpson Finally Speaks The Truth November 2, 2009WendieJessica Simpson No, Jess didn't finally reveal her real IQ, but she is coming clean about just how bad Melrose Place is. When her sister Ashlee was on the show, Jess would frequently Tweet about it, reminding fans to tune in, as any supportive sister would. Now that Ash got pink slipped, Jess is crediting her sis with all of MP's success and she's also getting real about the true caliber of MP and admitting to the world what we already knew: Melrose Place sucks, y'all. Now that Mad Men only has o...
America’s Favorite Neighbor Now Homeless November 2, 2009WendieUncategorized Sad news today as Willie Aames opens up about the struggles he's faced over the past couple of years. In 2008, the actor best known as playing neighbor Buddy Lembeck on Charles in Charge, found himself divorced with no family and a home lost to foreclosure. It just makes you wonder, how does someone go from being a millionaire to sleeping under someone's shrubs? Entertainment Tonight -- an interview with Aames is scheduled to air tonight -- released this statement (and I hope they fire...
Hey, Brit? Yeah, Threesomes Aren’t a New Invention November 2, 2009WendieBritney Spears Now that we can watch Britney Spears' entire video instead of viewing it three seconds at a time, I've got something to say about the most ridiculous lyric ever: "Livin' in sin is the new thing." Oh, Brit -- you are so young. Anyway, here's Brit's video for her newest single, "3."...
Will Jeremy Piven’s Food Sensitivities Never End? November 2, 2009WendieJeremy Piven, Uncategorized Jeremy Piven almost committed sushi suicide last year. Don't laugh; it can happen. He went a little nuts with the Philadelphia rolls and before he knew it, he couldn't act on Broadway any longer. (Rest assured, his mercury poisoning did not deter him from partying around town.) After Piv's "recovery" from the mercury poisoning as well as the subsequent legal action the Speed The Plow folks tried to levy against him, he is now faced with yet another food aversion that threatened to cause him great discomfort ... and breasts. Pive...
Breaking News! Jon Gosselin Isn’t a Douche, Just Misunderstood! November 2, 2009WendieJon Gosselin It was just last week that Hailey Glassman admitted to the world (via The Insider, natch) that her boyfriend, Jon Gosselin, was sometimes emotionally abusive. Yeah, you think that's a bombshell? Catch this: Sometimes, Jon has trouble telling the truth. I know, I know ... you think you know someone. Needless to say, Jon responded in the only logical manner. Yep, he spent his weekend doing an apology tour -- a PR agent's wet dream. He's been speaking out with Rabbi Schmuley Boteach at his side -...
Britney Teases Fans Three Seconds at a Time October 29, 2009WendieBritney Spears Tomorrow is the official release date for Britney Spears' new song, "3." However, if you follow Brit on Twitter, you've been treated to still shots of the video all day yesterday -- when she Tweeted to her fans not to be "stressed" waiting for her new video. Like, really? Stressed? -- and today. Now she's releasing three-second (Get it? Three?) teasers of the video. As of publish time, she has only released one video clip. Think Brit in lace leggings, dancing. Three glorious sec...
Well, Well, Well. What Do We Have Here? October 29, 2009WendieTaylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Uncategorized Tay Squared were out and about again last night. Now they're shopping together? Shopping? They've advanced to that level? I've been married for five years and my husband and I still aren't ready for that level of togetherness! Pics in the gallery of the ever adorable Tay2 as they hung out last night at Alice + Olive. [gallery link="file"]...
Rut Roh! October 29, 2009WendieFergie, Josh Duhamel Could it be true? After just a few month months of wedded bliss, the first cheating rumor has surfaced and it's a doozy. According to some stripper in Atlanta, she totally did Josh Duhamel on October 9th. And when I say "did" I mean "fucked." I don't want you to be fuzzy on the details. Gorgeous Josh may finally be splitting up with Fergie or as I like to call her, Claymation. (Look at that face and tell me she doesn't look like a Davey and Goliath extra.) In a blockbuster exclusive interview, the r...
Jay Leno Tries Humor For a Change, Chelsea Handler Tries Modesty For a Change October 29, 2009WendieChelsea Handler, Jay Leno, Uncategorized Chelsea Handler was on Leno -- she mentioned that her father found her to be very sexual and I'm wondering if she was raised by Mitch Winehouse -- last night and playing coy. I love these "talents" that have no problem posing for a snatcherfold but then balk at the reveal. Please. Leno had Handler's December Playboy cover hugely enlarged and hung. "Hugely enlarged and hung." Didn't that sound dirty? Anyway, Chelsea was all like, "Noooooo, nooooo! I don't want to see it for the first time on your show." Whatev...