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Doug Reinhardt Gets In Fistfight; Paris Dances On

57275215parishilton428200911246pm-1 I often wonder if the people at RadarOnline are just nuts-because who really lives their life like this- but then I remember it's Paris and read on.  They are reporting that a huge brawl broke out over...Paris' rack.  And again, I felt the same feeling I experience multiple times every day and thought to myself, "Wait-didn't I write this already?"  And I did. So, yeah, some dude grabbed Paris' rack, bottle throwing and general melee-like activity ensued while Paris danced on a table to...

Quotables

57234984torispellin4282009104716am-1 "I happen to be a Scorpio and I happen to be robust.  Can you blame me? Look at my wife. She's the most beautiful girl in the world and has the hottest body -- I'd be lying if I didn't want to have sex with her six times a day...I was toasting that the sex was down from six times a day to three and a half." Dean McDermott explaining a toast he made to his wife in which he said, "to the sex we used to have," which referred to the daily half-dozen carnal interactions that used to occur betwe...

Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past Premiere

16678934matthewmcconaughey428200995149am-1 Last night was the Ghosts of Girlfriends Past world premiere.  The basic premise of the movie is that Matthew McConaughey's character is visited from past girlfriends.  Sigh-did I really even need to tell you that?  And it makes me wonder how good a movie is when you can glean the Christmas Carol-like plot just from the title. Anyway, in addition to McConaughey and his hot girlfriend Camila Alves appearing, his co-star Jennifer Garner was also there looking post-baby fab. Michael Dougla...

Who’s Classier? Samantha Ronson Or Pamela Anderson?

16678706samantharonson428200992335am-1 Ah, these two special ladies both attended the opening of Sapphire New York Gentlemen's Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse last night-one as an employee and the other as a laughingstock.  Incidentally, does anyone see the irony of PETA fanatic Pam Anderson attending the opening of a steakhouse?  I can totally see her supporting the strip club...but a steakhouse?  I'm sure there's some "piece of meat" joke in there somewhere. I'm convinced that Samantha's lady-like pose is in response to someone having asked ...

Jessica Biel’s Newest Movie Takes a Powder

16577354jessicabiel427200911255pm I am positively floored to hear this, but Jessica Biel's new movie about the stripper with a heart, Powder Blue, is going direct to DVD.  I don't understand how such a talent as Jessica can be put on the Blockbuster shelf over and over again. She has another movie, Easy Virtue, that is set for limited release in May.  If it actually happens, this will be her first time on the big screen in over two years. Personally, I maintain high hopes for Nailed, the cinematic (maybe!) masterpiece...

Can We Just Conclude That Carmen Electra Is Pregnant?

16646268carmenelectra4272009115636am-1 Listen, there have been no announcements, confirmations or baby talk of any kind from Carmen Electra's camp but let's face it:  When Carmen Flipping Electra is wearing muumuus, and there's a reason why those dresses make the same sound as a cow, she is sperminated.  Or recovering from an aggressive lipo session but I still vote "baby."  After all, she did get engaged to her guitarist boyfriend (who isn't relevant enough to get a mention on her Wikipedia page) last week.  Why did I think th...

Miley Cyrus Tweets About Her Sex Ex Life

57272329mileycyrus4272009101523am-1 I promise you, I'm not working on some Twitter theme today.  It's just working out that way-everything I want to talk about somehow leads back to that useless social network. In the past few weeks there have been a couple sightings of Miley Cyrus having lunch with her ex, boy bander Nick Jonas.  Could this white-hot yet chaste love affair be back on again?  According to Miley, no.  And I know I'm repeating myself here, but she has documented it all on Twitter. Listen, I don't know who...

British Airways Does Their Part To Make The Skies A Little Safer

56425029joelmadden427200992836am-1 It's bad enough that you can't bring your own bottled water on a flight-unless you're willing to pay four dollars for the much safer Poland Springs crap that is for sale within the terminal, of course.  But now, apparently you can't bring your own body art either. Joel Madden was forced to cover up his tattoos before boarding a British Airways flight this weekend.  He gave in to the man and put on a long sleeve shirt and of course documented the whole thing on Twitter. Was just told by a b...

Quotables

"I’ve never been addicted to any prescription drugs. I’ve never been drunk. I’ve worked my whole life.  I will not take those drugs.  And you can check my medical records. There is nothing like that. I was never on Oxycontin or Vicodin or anything like that. I was on nerve medicine and anti-inflammatories.” Paula Abdul in a Nightline interview in which she defends her frequently erratic behavior.  Oh, and when Nightline did ask for consent to view her medical records, as per her...

Gavin Rossdale’s Ex-Boyfriend Speaks Up And Out

gavinrossdale Oh, boy.  The newest issue of In Touch has an interview with a dude named Marilyn who claims to have had a five-year relationship with Gavin Rossdale-Green Day singer and husband of Gwen Stefani. With a happy marriage, two beautiful children and a romance that’s lasted more than 13 years, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have one of rock ’n’ roll’s most stable relationships. But Gavin wasn’t always the perfect family man he is today. Back in the ’80s, he was a wild child who wor...
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