Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Lying Homophobe Gets To Keep Her Crown!

57227522carrieprejean5122009125111pm-1 I'd like to propose that, for all future pageants on a national level, the contestants be judged solely on their looks.  Talent, ability to answer questions in an intelligent fashion and ethics have no bearing on the verdict. After Miss California Carrie Prejean has lied over and over again about nude pictures taken of her, stating that it was "only one time" and that they were taken when she was a teenager (turns out there was more than one photo session and they were taken this year.) she'll be ke...

Kate Gosselin Under Fire. And Her Bodyguard, Too?

57183282kategosselin5122009121401pm-1 The newest rumor floating around regarding that disaster of a Gosselin marriage, is that Kate Stop Breathing So Loudly Gosselin has been cheating with her bodyguard.  Wait-these people have security? In this week's People, Kate defends herself from the allegations of infidelity. "The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family," Kate tells PEOPLE exclusively. "Already the allegations they're making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomab...

Twilight Sequel Script Trashed

56863277robertpattinson5122009115157am-1 So imagine this:  You're standing outside a hotel and you happen to glance down and see a movie script for New Moon, the Twilight sequel laying in a trash container.  It's exactly what happened to St. Louis salon owner Casey Ray recently. Though she could have sold out to a tabloid, and briefly considered it, she ended up returning the script to Summit Entertainment, LLC.  Her reward?  A couple tickets to the premiere of New Moon. She did retain a lawyer to speak on her behalf who states that Ray would like to retain the scripts to keep as collectors items.  Or, you kno...

Britain’s Got More Talent

Just based on the camera angles, facial expressions of the judges and general editing, I'm convinced that this show is completely rigged.  The producers of Britain's Got Talent, and I really wish the name of this show was Britain Has Talent, totally know ahead of time when someone with a phenomenal voice is about to take the stage. The newest in the Appearances Can Be Deceiving series, is waiter Greg Pritchard.  I was completely into his hotness until he opened his voice and sang.  He's very t...

Now I Remember How Talented Amy Winehouse Is…She’s Back!

Yeah.  I'm kidding.  She's the same chemistry project gone terribly awry that she's always been. Amy Winehouse Friday night at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival....

Jamie Lee Curtis Goes Totally Britney. Or Beet.

16789064jamieleecurtis5112009123354pm Ah, may we never underestimate the power of the pink wig.  Britney rocked it when she was spiraling into her descent of psychosis, Beet embraced the fuchsia follicles when she went to Brit's concert last month, and now Jamie Lee Curtis has gone totally pink, hopefully in the name of cancer awareness. Last night was the 3rd Annual Noche de Ninos gala.  JLC was there as well as the other JLC-Jennifer Lopez Cuddling.  As in, cuddling with that troll of a husband Marc Anthony.  I am so losin...

So Totally Back Together!

drewbarrymorejustinlong A couple of weeks back, Drew Barrymore denied any rekindling of the fire with He's Just Not That Into You co-star Justin Long.  Please. No man looks at a woman like that when they are just friends sharing a mutual respect of one another.  Especially when she's wearing that ridiculous Inspector Gadget get-up.  And it's sad because he looks totally in love over brunch yesterday and her wayward penis is never going to allow her to settle down with the Mac guy....

Peter Andre Separates From Katie Price and Jordan

57286526katieprice5112009105459am Three weeks ago, Katie Price talked about how she and husband Peter Andre would be expecting a baby before the end of the year.  As it turns out, the only thing she may be getting is a delivery of divorce papers. Peter Andre and his wife Katie Price (professionally known as Jordan) are the perfect example of British celebrities where I have no idea why they are famous.  I mean, I see articles about these two all the time but I just can't figure out what, other than Katie's fluctuating boo...

Donald Trump and Joan Rivers Look Natural

57410502joanrivers5112009102024am Last night was the Celebrity Apprentice finale.  It was absolutely riveting television and I cannot believe I didn't watch this season.  Joan Rivers won $250,000 for her charity, God's Love We Deliver, but more importantly Joan Rivers' face is an absolute work of art.  That thing doesn't move. A couple years ago, Donald weighed in on the whole Lindsay Lohan situation, which oddly enough is relatively unchanged today.  The advice he had for Lindsay was, "Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), w...

Quotables

55046631colinquinn511200992849am "He was young and talented and hardworking and enthusiastic and over time success made him move into a house that was too big. He surrounded himself with toys he didn't need [and became] sexually confused and racially divided. He ended up broke and liquidating all of his assets. Michael Jackson is America." Comedian Colin Quinn defining the similarities between Michael Jackson and the state of our country in his one-man show "My Two Cents."...

The Star Trek Franchise Is Like A Cockroach

57328529chrispine58200970024pm You can't kill Star Trek no matter what you do. You've probably already seen Beet's vlog where she gives a review of last night's premiere of the new Star Trek movie.  Well she isn't the only one who really liked it.  Thursday night's revenues totalled $7M which is a great number for a mid-week opening.  This movie is expected to pull in somewhere between $60M and $70M dollars this weekend.  Some are even saying $100M, which would truly be out of this world.  You Trekkies are hardcore. ...

Naked Rihanna Pictures Leaked

57332811rihanna58200961430pm It's been kind of quiet on the Chris Brown and Rihanna front as he busily works on getting out of the legal jam he's in and she works on moving forward with her career. Though the rumored sex tape hasn't surfaced yet, naked pictures of Rihanna have finally hit the internet.  She obviously took the pictures of herself which leads to the question of who got access to the pictures? The uncensored pictures are here and totally NSFW.  Unless perinea are suitable for your workplace in which case these pics are totally okay. Thank...
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