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Just Because

This really isn't celebrity gossip but it's a song sung by Kate Micucci who is one of favorites!  You may have seen her on Four Kings as a barista or on Scrubs as a ukelele-playing singer which is basically Kate playing herself.  She's awesome and I love her.  She is one half of the comedy music duo Garfunkel and Oates alongside actress Riki Lindhome. Anyway, if you are exasperated as I am by mombies, you'll enjoy this-and since I'm a breeder, that's saying something. Thanks, Catheri...

Silly Ploy

16785193rihanna5142009113926am-1 The song "Silly Boy" was released on the internet this week with vocals by Lady Gaga and Rihanna.  It gathered a lot of steam when Kanye West linked the track to his blog. This new tune would be great and an awesome step forward for Rihanna especially, except for one tiny fly in the ointment:  It's a fake.  Rihanna's rep confirms to Us  that Riri didn't record this song. I can't wait for Kanye's ALL CAPS EXPLANATION OF WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON!...

Eminem Showered Mariah Carey With Love

57128956eminem514200992527am-1 I know that Eminem says he's sober, but I dunno. Last month he got things stirred up when he released his new single-an ode to Mariah Carey, whom he briefly dated in 2003- "Bagpipes from Baghdad" which had lyrics that went something like, "Nick Cannon better back the f*** up. I'm not playing, I want her back, you punk. Nick Cannon, you pr**k, I wish you luck with that f***in' whore."   You can imagine how much Mr. Mariah Carey liked that.  He's vowed that there will be "repercussions."...

One Down, One To Go

57370184roblowe514200981943am-1 Remember how Rob Lowe was being sued by one of the nannies he employed?  There was all this groping and sexual harassment and, like Beet, I never could really see what the problem was.  It's Rob Lowe for God's sake!  Harass me!  I'd find the black leather loafer with no socks combination far more offensive than a snap of a bra strap by my totally hot boss. The Lowe's nanny Jessica Gibson left their employ after seven years and promptly retained attorney Gloria Allred.  After more than a year of legal wrangling, both sides have filed to...

Wanda Sykes And Wife Have A Baby. And Another Baby.

57404950wandasykes514200973525am-1 Comedian Wanda Sykes and her wife Alex are now the proud parents of bookend babies-twins!  The completely average-named Oliva Lou and Lucas Claude, birthed by Sykes' wife, made their entrance on April 27. I don't know who Wanda Sykes thinks she is not giving these kids names that make them sound like prescription drugs.  She seemed like such a trendsetter with the twin thing, and the My Two Moms deal but "Oliva and Lucas?"  So.  Not.  Hollywood.  She may just as well have called them ...

Shanna Moakler: “Carrie On Without Me”

57418935shannamoakler513200942601pm-1 Just yesterday Shanna Moakler smiled and shook hands with Miss California Carrie Prejean at a press conference in which Donald Trump announced that Prejean would retain her crown.  Maybe she was just being a professional but it would have been much more exciting if she had stormed out.  Or started attacking Donald Trump's Oompa Loompa skin with a loofah.  Decorum sucks. Anyway, Moakler's affection toward Prejean, like every boob that comes out of California, was a fake display. Howeve...

Holly Madison Gets Branded

16655628hollymadison513200932618pm-1 Holly Madison came on to the scene as one-third of the Hugh Hefner trifecta.  Sadly, that relationship soured like yesterday's Milk of Magnesia and she moved on. She hooked up with magician Criss Angel and I expected a lot more over-exposure from those two than I ended up getting.  Other than their joint birthday party, they weren't half as obnoxious as I'd been hoping, prior to their love vanishing.  Disappointing, really. Now, America's favorite girl next door is hooking up with com...

Today in “Huh?” or You Know, Quotables

1663374meganfox513200931118pm-1 "I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man." Megan Fox explaining to Esquire why she would never have sex with herself. I'll take "Needs Therapy" for four-hundred, Alex....

Is Nicole Kidman Pregnant?

57136212nicolekidman513200924935pm-1 I almost wrote about the possibility of Nicole Kidman being pregnant a couple of weeks ago, but I thought I might be reading more into a situation than actually existed.  I've, um, been know to do that.  However, now my suspicions have been validated. While looking at pictures of Nik on the wire, I noticed that she's doing that weird, scapulae-forward pose and that to me just says "knocked up."   I know there is absolutely no scientific data to my hypothesis but that really applies to al...

Kate Gosselin Sold Out By Brother

57111850jonkategosselin5132009104111am-1 Star is getting in on all the Gosselin drama, making the couple their cover story this week.  Instead of random postulating, Kate's brother and sister-in-law, Kevin and Jodi Kreider share their perspective.  And it ain't good. According to Kevin, and now we know where that not-so-outlandish People story came from, Jon shared with him his suspicions that Kate "Stop Breathing So Loudly" Gosselin was having an affair with their bodyguard Steve Neild.  I don't really see the problem since Kate's brother also maintains that the Gosselins have a contract written ...

Just Because

Some of you may have seen this.  I had not but it really supports my suggestion that pageants need to just eliminate that time-consuming question and answer portion. Thank you to Catherine!...

Quotables

57314250parishilton512200913555pm-1 "[I would] definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting.  I'd go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war." Paris Hilton's proposed peace plan to end the war as mentioned in Tatler magazine. Wait.  Wasn't that the final scene in Footloose?...
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