Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Family Time!

57476749hughjackman5192009123653pm-1 Hugh Jackman was seen on the streets of New York yesterday walking his son Oscar Maximillian to school while accompanied by daughter Ava Eliot. Firstly, it's great to see a dad -- any dad -- involved with the every day activities of his kids.  Awesome. And you know that I won't ever make fun of celeb children here at Evil Beet, though I do reserve the right to make fun of my own children, but jade green skinny jeans and a matching striped tunic on a nine-year-old?  Wow.  Tween fashio...

Jessica Biel Just Wants A Chance

57413532jessicabiel5192009114739am-1 Jessica Biel is on the cover of June's Allure and like every other marginally talented actress, she blames her beauty as a stumbling block to success.  "Yeah, it [her breathtaking beauty] really is a problem.  I have to be blunt." I'm more convinced than ever that Biel is totally clueless.  She cannot fathom why a casting director would laugh at the mention of her name.  "I'm in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference -- but a hu...

Quotables

57479404annawintour5192009110255am-1 "I’d just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses." The infamous flabaphobe and editor-in-chief of Vogue, Anna Wintour, in a 60 Minutes interview explaining how Minnesotans look like split-levels....

What Is That Sound? Why, It’s The Deafening Sound Of Celebs Falling Off The Wagon

tarareid2-1 I was hoping things were looking up for Tara Reid after her stint in rehab.  To be honest, she was looking fabulous and seemed really dedicated to her program.  Then she went to Cannes. Relapse is pretty common, especially in the early days of sobriety.  Tara, go home, call your sponsor.  And for God's sake, put on some lipstick! Sadly, Reid isn't the only one back on the sauce.  I watched Celebrity Rehab when porn star Mary Carey was on.  And yeah, the show is exploitative, but ...

What On God’s Green Earth Is This?

57476023parishilton519200972027am-11 I'm sorry to start off your Monday Tuesday (it's been a long weekend) morning in such a jarring fashion, but what was that huge, blinding atrocity seen on Paris Hilton's unmanicured digit last night in Cannes?  No, I'm not referring to the herpes lesion.  We need to discuss the ring.  Does this mean that Paris and Doug Reinhardt are engaged?  Might Paris actually have found her soulless mate? It's clear that Paris' attention is held by sparkly things -- how else could we explain the dres...

Bruce Jenner’s Plastic Surgery Revealed

51903781brucejenner5152009105514am-1 Kim Kardashian has been flapping her gums, this time about her step-dad Bruce Jenner.  I'm sure you'll find this practically unbelievable but twenty-five years ago, Bruce Jenner had a face-lift and nose job.  I just thought he always looked like the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, but no.  His perma-shock countenance is the result of surgery gone terribly, terribly wrong. Anyway, he had corrective surgery to undo the craziness.  Above is a picture of him before.... After the jump is...

Survivor Winner Finally Kinda Free

3667170richardhatch5152009103436am-1 Richard Hatch, better known as the idiot first season winner of Survivor who didn't pay taxes on the million bucks he won, has been released from federal prison. He was sentenced to four years and three months in January 2006 and spent last spring trying to get sprung early.  He didn't win that motion but ended up surviving (you had to know I couldn't resist that).  He will now be at a halfway house until October.  Really? A halfway house for tax evasion? Even in the land of Hollywood, I believe there is...

Caption This

57439495jenniferaniston515200982239am-1 Jennifer Aniston, frightening a small child on the New York City set of her movie The Baster.  I bet you five dollars she was saying something like, "Hiya honey!  Wanna hear the story of my husband Brad and how he left me?  He was so uncool!"...

The Paris Factor

57444530parishilton515200970646am-1 Last night was the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch party.  Does anyone remember when cell phones were car phones that were permanently hardwired into your vehicle?  Or when mobile phones consisted of the one Motorola StarTAC model that was grey with an orange LED display and weighed a lofty four pounds?  Now phones get "launches" complete with concerts to announce their arrival. Speaking of nostalgia, I was looking at the pictures of who showed up for this shindig and something struck me. ...

30 Rock Season Finale

I don't understand how 30 Rock gets sketchy ratings.  I think it's one of the best shows on television and last night's season finale didn't disappoint. I've read before that 30 Rock is the show that every celebrity wants to appear on...it's the major network version of Sesame Street.  How do you incorporate that many celebs with the plot of the show?  A large musical number, natch! Cyndi Lauper, Elvis Costello (love), most of the Beastie Boys, Adam Levine, Norah Jones, Clay Aiken a...

Paps Save Janice Dickinson From Community Service

For real, I'm about to make the most obvious statement you've heard all day.  Janice Dickinson is really out of control. Last night she staggered around outside Nobu, warming the hearts of everyone with her kind and serene ways.  I wish I could have been there.  I totally would have asked for her autograph.  Or if she had coke on her. She should also mail her two thousand dollars in what would have been court fees right to the paps who strongly advised that she not get behind the w...

Who Wore It Better?

16520213scarlettjohansson5142009122158pm-1 It's like that dreadful bridesmaid dress your best friend talks you into paying entirely too much for.  She'll tell you that you can have it altered into something more wearable after the wedding  but does anyone ever actually do that?  My chock-full-of-taffeta closet says "No!" Scarlett Johansson at  February's opening of He's Just Not That Into You or author and socialite Jamee Gregory, clad in the same Oscar de la Renta material in a shorter version at a Sloan Kettering ball last evening....
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