Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The (Kind Of) Happy Couple!

57494862angelinajolie520200942541pm-1 Brad and Angelina showed up arm and arm on the Cannes red carpet at the Inglourious Basterds premiere.  Brad looked appropriately doting and Angelina looked like she finally reached an appropriate body weight.  She wore a dress that wasn't black and though she still hasn't ventured out of the neutrals, it was cut to her nether regions which certainly helped her cause. All in all, they look très glam if not overjoyed to be with one another. [gallery]...

Medium Gets Resurrected By CBS

16545467patriciaarquette520200912618pm-1 I'd like to share with you all the ways in which NBC executives are idiots. 1)  Last year NBC scrubbed Scrubs and ABC picked them up and had a relatively successful season.  I'd like to take this opportunity to thank ABC for not changing Scrubs' time slot every twenty minutes. 2)  They have moved Ugly Betty to Friday nights.  Goodbye Betty. 3)  The Parenthood remake of a remake. And finally... 4)  They dropped Medium.  If you're a fan of the show, today is your lucky day.  It's another pro...

Tila Tequila Called Me A “Dumbass Hoe”

tila1 This is what happens when I'm left unattended too long. I was on Twitter last night and I saw Tila Tequila whining about how she's blocking anyone who asks her about Shot at Love.  Okay, let's be honest here -- Tila Tequila doesn't have over 127,000 followers because of the humanitarian work she does in war-torn Sierra Leone.  People know her, and are interested in her (I guessssss...) because of the two seasons she did of Shot at Love.  And because I was left unattended too long...

Kate Gosselin Fired Forty

57183246kategosselin5202009110707am-1 Us Weekly continues on its endless stream of Gosselingate stories with new "revelations" that Kate Gosselin is a difficult employer.  No kidding. Baby nurse Angela Krall took care of the sextuplets for over a year during their infancy.  And because everyone except the Gosselin's dry cleaner (and come to think of it, he probably has sent Jon Gosselin's pants out for DNA testing) is granting interviews, Krall had lots to say about Kate and what a controlling shrew she is. According to t...

Finally! We Have An Expert Opinion That Confirms Gwyneth Paltrow Is Full Of Crap!

57104771gwynethpaltrow520200995230am-1 I am so happy that an educated Hindu scholar finally sees what I see.  Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP website, with the tagline "Nourish the inner aspect,"  is a total joke.  I subscribe to her newsletter and I'm sorry -- I do not see the spiritual merit in discussing gladiator sandals.  Trench coats and nautical-themed clothing do not represent any part of the inner me.  Now, I've found a genius dude who shares my perspective. Hindu scholars have poked fun at GWYNETH PALTROW for using religious...

Footloose Remake Revived!

57074833chacecrawford519200971534pm-1 Not even the departure of Zac Efron could kill the Footloose remake -- unfortunately.  I am quite pleased with the replacement that Paramount studios is officially announcing to the trades tomorrow. Usmagazine.com confirms that Gossip Girl's Chase Crawford is the new Ren.  Suddenly, this movie seems like it might be worth drooling over watching.  I love dancing boys. The female lead hasn't been determined yet but Hayden Panettiere, Amanda Bynes and Miley Cyrus are vying for the spot....

Christian Bale Isn’t Angry. WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?

57441270christianbale519200964038pm-1 I know Christian Bale said he took full responsibility for his recorded rant that exploded on The Terminator set, but now that he's on the cover of GQ, it sounds like 's taking about fifty percent of the blame.  The other half falls to his character, John Connor, who was obviously at fault since almost all the screaming was in an American accent. Would you have unleashed the Rant as intensely, if at all, had you been playing someone other than John Connor? Of course not. And it wouldn’t have happened if we hadn’t been playing...

Rachel Bilson’s Home Burgled

16771888rachelbilson519200960417pm-1 Rachel Bilson discovered that her home was broken into while she was in Canada with her fiance Hayden Christiansen. Her mom stopped by the house and discovered that, though there was no sign of forced entry, a television set, a vintage shoe collection, all her jewelry and -- if I was burgled, this is what would put me on suicide watch -- her entire Chanel collection had been stolen.  No one wants to suffer a crime like that, but leave the Chanel alone.  It's just not right! Bilson's f...

I Thought I Was Having A Bad Day?

16599525patrickswayze519200953757pm-1 I need to whine.  Can we talk about my day?  It hasn't been a good one. I have a sick husband at home, and if you've ever had an ailing male in your care you know that it just isn't an easy situation to deal with.  I'm guilty of assault with a deadly glare. Oh, and I went to the dentist today which is always the least fun I can possibly have while laying on my back.  Unless I'm giving birth, of course.  As she poked and prodded around my mouth and told me (for the second time in six mo...

Friendship Has Its Price

3151192alanastewart519200945310pm-1 Did anyone see Farrah's Story on television last Friday?  It was a documentary on NBC about Farrah's recurrence of anal cancer and the treatments she went through.  It was really sad, as you would expect, but I was really irked about how Farrah delayed certain chemos because she didn't want to lose her hair.  I'm not saying hair isn't important -- I'm just saying living is more important.  I vlogged about it here. Anyway, it was filmed by Farrah's best friend, pseudo-celeb Alana Stewa...