Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together November 4, 2009WendieJames Franco No such match has made as much sense since the early '70s -- the olden days -- when Donny Most and Robby Benson bumped into each other on a street corner. James Franco, my current fixation, is doing a guest role on the only series that I faithfully watch -- 30 Rock. There haven't been too many details released on what type of character he'll be playing, but it will involve a fake romance with Jane Krakowski's character. And really, who cares? It's James Fucking Franco and he's going to be on something other than General Hospit...
A Quotables That Could Never Be 140 Characters November 4, 2009WendieHailey Glassman "Since announcing that I may be deleting my twitter I have gotten numerous emails and twitter responds from many women and men telling me that my quotes and just various different things I have talked about on my page have helped them through there rough times/days. Women have told me that they admire the courage that it took for me to go out there and bare my heart and soul and just show the world yes I have feelings and I am a human being! Since minute one I have expressed how its been rough and...
Chris Martin Could Possibly be Having an Affair with Kate Bosworth November 4, 2009WendieChris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Bosworth Star is reporting that Gwyneth's husband is having an affair with Kate Bosworth. This presents some problems because Kate is totally dating Alexander Skarsgard. How is she finding the time to fuck all these dudes? No wonder she's so thin! This story originated at Star, but now X17 has an "exclusive source" who confirms that Chris Martin has been publicly macking on Kate while playing at a benefit. That would certainly be a Boldplay. According to the "source", Gwyn and Chris' marriage is over and he's moved on to Kate. I don't buy it. I'm sure that Chris Martin was making out with some anorexic, pasty, ma...
Before Cyndi Lauper, Before Lady Gaga, Before Pre-Schoolers That Want to Dress Themselves, There Was Betsey Johnson November 4, 2009WendieLady Gaga Betsey Johnson made an appearance at Monday night's ACE awards and she didn't disappoint. As always, she made sure that nothing on her body matched and even gave her ass an advertising opportunity. It is her style. Christian Siriano was looking tame and Diane von Furstenberg was looking sensational considering that she was mugged in Spain just a couple days ago. Marc Jacobs showed up in a kilt and Lady Gaga was questioned in the burglary of Christina Aguilera's face and Mischa Barton's thigh...
Another Massengill Twin Pack November 4, 2009WendieJon Gosselin, Uncategorized When you pore over hundreds of pictures of celebs every day, you start to see similarities. Sometimes I notice that Rosie O'Donnell's wife refuses to touch her during any public appearance and sometimes I'll notice a few notables all wearing the same dress and every once in a while I'm fortunate to spot a very familiar douche stance. What is it about douche's and their insatiable need to straddle things with engines? In fairness, Jon Gosselin was back to his Daddy duties yesterday and act...
Carrie Prejean Settles With Pageant Execs November 4, 2009WendieCarrie Prejean I know you've all been laying awake nights waiting for this case to resolve -- I know I've been tossing and turning every night and crying out "The boobies! What will become of the boobies?" -- and now it has. Carrie Prejean and the Miss California pageant executives have been embroiled in legal battle for several months over Prejean's termination from her Miss California post as well as reimbursement for the beauty queen's enhanced rack. The pageant claimed that Carrie refused to par...
Quotables November 3, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan "I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. [Wife] Dinais going to sit down with me and the lawyers and make things right for Lindsay. She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old." Michael Lohan-- we should really start a "Guess Who Said It?" feature here at EB. Even if I deleted the names, would there have been any question who said this? -- continuing t...
Kiefer Loves The Smell of Scotch in the Morning November 3, 2009WendieKiefer Sutherland When Kiefer Sutherland isn't busy adding to his rap sheet and punching out clothing designers all in the name of Brooke Shields' honor, do you know what he does with his time? Really? You really don't know? It should be clear -- he's drinking! Let's face facts: Kiefer has a problem. Addiction sucks and I hope he gets on the right track before he kills himself or an innocent. I love TMZ if only for the fact that they find the most low-down dirt on people, and this piece is no ...
The Subject of A&E’s Newest Reality Show. What Is Kirstie Alley’s Ass? November 3, 2009WendieKirstie Alley GSN has already cornered the market on documenting the events of Carnie Wilson's ass and now Kirstie Alley has a show of her own. She's going to be in a ten-episode series on A&E that will document her weight loss journey. The last time I heard from Ellie Mae Clampett Kirstie (springtime), she was on Oprah -- you know what a fan I am of Big O -- and she said that she had a secret plan for weight loss. A plan that she wasn't willing to reveal, but one that would be effective. Apparently, ...
Let’s See If I Can Piss Off Sean Penn’s Agent Again November 3, 2009WendieSean Penn, Uncategorized The last time I wrote about Sean Penn, his agent sent me a little email and it wasn't to congratulate me on my wit. Well, I'm back with more Sean Penn news and I wish it was more favorable, yet I'm relieved that I'm not reporting that Sean and Robin Wright are back together again. Penn's son, the commode formerly known as Hopper was arrested at his Malibu high school last week. He's a minor, just 16 years old, so authorities aren't releasing any details on the charges. Therefore, we can only speculate on where the lad went wrong. I was ...
Caption This November 3, 2009WendieChris Brown Hey, guys! Here's Chris Brown's album cover for his comeback effort, "Graffiti." I must say, I'm not surprised to see the singer attempting to spray paint into the eyes of innocent animations. Are we excited that Chris is back in business? Do we care?...
Do I Smell Reconciliation? November 3, 2009WendieJon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Uncategorized Jon is on his apology tour and now Kate was all apologetic on last night's TLC special, Kate: Her Story. Since they can't film the kids anymore, we are treated to 42 minutes of Kate Gosselin's thoughts and insight every single Monday night. Kate admits to being too hard on Jon, but immediately negates her admission by stating that she had to handle everything. You know what I think? I think she took control over everything in their lives because it gave her the power to boss Jon around and then blame him when everything went...
"Since announcing that I may be deleting my twitter I have gotten numerous emails and twitter responds from many women and men telling me that my quotes and just various different things I have talked about on my page have helped them through there rough times/days. Women have told me that they admire the courage that it took for me to go out there and bare my heart and soul and just show the world yes I have feelings and I am a human being! Since minute one I have expressed how its been rough and...
Star is reporting that Gwyneth's husband is having an affair with Kate Bosworth. This presents some problems because Kate is totally dating Alexander Skarsgard. How is she finding the time to fuck all these dudes? No wonder she's so thin!
This story originated at Star, but now X17 has an "exclusive source" who confirms that Chris Martin has been publicly macking on Kate while playing at a benefit. That would certainly be a Boldplay. According to the "source", Gwyn and Chris' marriage is over and he's moved on to Kate. I don't buy it. I'm sure that Chris Martin was making out with some anorexic, pasty, ma...
Betsey Johnson made an appearance at Monday night's ACE awards and she didn't disappoint. As always, she made sure that nothing on her body matched and even gave her ass an advertising opportunity. It is her style.
Christian Siriano was looking tame and Diane von Furstenberg was looking sensational considering that she was mugged in Spain just a couple days ago. Marc Jacobs showed up in a kilt and Lady Gaga was questioned in the burglary of Christina Aguilera's face and Mischa Barton's thigh...
When you pore over hundreds of pictures of celebs every day, you start to see similarities. Sometimes I notice that Rosie O'Donnell's wife refuses to touch her during any public appearance and sometimes I'll notice a few notables all wearing the same dress and every once in a while I'm fortunate to spot a very familiar douche stance. What is it about douche's and their insatiable need to straddle things with engines?
In fairness, Jon Gosselin was back to his Daddy duties yesterday and act...
I know you've all been laying awake nights waiting for this case to resolve -- I know I've been tossing and turning every night and crying out "The boobies! What will become of the boobies?" -- and now it has. Carrie Prejean and the Miss California pageant executives have been embroiled in legal battle for several months over Prejean's termination from her Miss California post as well as reimbursement for the beauty queen's enhanced rack.
The pageant claimed that Carrie refused to par...
"I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. [Wife] Dinais going to sit down with me and the lawyers and make things right for Lindsay. She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."
Michael Lohan-- we should really start a "Guess Who Said It?" feature here at EB. Even if I deleted the names, would there have been any question who said this? -- continuing t...
When Kiefer Sutherland isn't busy adding to his rap sheet and punching out clothing designers all in the name of Brooke Shields' honor, do you know what he does with his time? Really? You really don't know? It should be clear -- he's drinking! Let's face facts: Kiefer has a problem. Addiction sucks and I hope he gets on the right track before he kills himself or an innocent.
I love TMZ if only for the fact that they find the most low-down dirt on people, and this piece is no ...
GSN has already cornered the market on documenting the events of Carnie Wilson's ass and now Kirstie Alley has a show of her own.
She's going to be in a ten-episode series on A&E that will document her weight loss journey. The last time I heard from Ellie Mae Clampett Kirstie (springtime), she was on Oprah -- you know what a fan I am of Big O -- and she said that she had a secret plan for weight loss. A plan that she wasn't willing to reveal, but one that would be effective. Apparently, ...
The last time I wrote about Sean Penn, his agent sent me a little email and it wasn't to congratulate me on my wit. Well, I'm back with more Sean Penn news and I wish it was more favorable, yet I'm relieved that I'm not reporting that Sean and Robin Wright are back together again.
Penn's son, the commode formerly known as Hopper was arrested at his Malibu high school last week. He's a minor, just 16 years old, so authorities aren't releasing any details on the charges. Therefore, we can only speculate on where the lad went wrong. I was ...
Hey, guys! Here's Chris Brown's album cover for his comeback effort, "Graffiti." I must say, I'm not surprised to see the singer attempting to spray paint into the eyes of innocent animations. Are we excited that Chris is back in business? Do we care?...