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Haylie Duff Got The Ashley Tisdale Special

untitled-1 Haylie Duff, which some of you know as the older sibling to Hilary and some of you know as the famous girl who doesn't actually do anything, obviously had plastic surgery.  She had her nose modified and upturned and had her chin reduced.  No word on if she had her sister's coattails surgically removed from her firm grasp at the same time....

Christie Brinkley Aims Low For Daughter Alexa

55596632alexarayjoel528200913930pm-1 Christie Brinkley is past the phase of dating really young dudes but she has John Mayer in her sites as the perfect match for her daughter -- the one she had with Billy Joel, as if you couldn't tell -- Alexa Ray Joel.  Personally, I don't think anyone with four divorces under their belt should be fixing people up, and I really don't think anyone should be fixing up a loved one with John Mayer. John Mayer has a history of not committing, talking to the media about his relationships in graphic...

Who Thinks Adam Lambert Is Straight? Who Cares That Adam Lambert Is Gay?

57497784adamlambert5282009124310pm-1 Listen, I don't dedicate a lot of time to wondering about the sexual orientation of Adam Lambert.  Partially because it has nothing to do with his talent, but mostly because I assumed he was gay based on these pictures of him making out with a dude.  Really, who cares? Apparently, Lambert thinks we all do.  In an interview with People, he played coy when asked about his sexuality.  "Calm down and keep speculating."  I must ask, where are all these frenzied speculators?  He was also asked if he addresses his sexuality in an upcoming Rolling Stone interview ...

America’s Next Statistic

Nothing makes me happier than drunken Janice Dickinson footage. America's first supermodel appeared on Finland's version of Next Top Model and I have to tell you, it is worth watching. Though the entire video of Janice insulting the models is entertaining, the real action on Part 1 starts at the four minute mark when Janice starts downing glasses of red wine and then falls down a flight of stairs.  I'm not kidding you, the models all just peer over the banister and stare at her sprawled out...

Brooke Hogan Sings About As Well As Scarlett Johansson

After getting to finally preview Brooke Hogan's newest album cover the other night, I've just been dying to hear some of the music from this masterpiece. My wait is over. In the spirit of friendship, I strongly caution you to listen to the intelligently named "Hey Yo" on an empty stomach.  Honestly?  It's actually not as horrible as I hoped but I think what makes it so undesireable is in knowing that it's Brooke Hogan -- or BroHo, as I like to call her -- singing. If I heard it on the radio and was blissfully una...

Chris Brown: I Ain’t A Monster And Bloggers Lie

Chris Brown has a homemade video up on YouTube.  I don't really know what he says.  He hasn't yet learned about the power of a verbal pause.  I think the general message that he wanted to get out was that hedoesn'tnormallymakevideosbuthewantedtosay'hi'andhe'sworkingonanewalbumandhe'snotamonster.  Yo. If you're looking for the unedited and entirely fascinating ten minute video of Chris Brown and Bow Wow bowling and talking about how much bloggers lie, click here. And since Chris Brow...

Mischa Barton Warns The General Public That She Has No Intention Of Dressing Decently

55156874mischabarton527200972956pm-1 Oh, sweet Jesus.  Mischa Barton is now whining that people don't like her fashion choices.  Um, duh.  Is she just now realizing that her Homeless Chic "style" looks ridiculous? Mischa revealed that though her personal style is not always well received, she would not stop experimenting. A few years ago people thought I was nuts for wearing headbands and fringing, but things I have been into have kind of become more popular recently,” Contactmusic quoted Mischa, as saying. "I grew up...

Heaven Is A White T-Shirt

Justin Gaston, celibate and totally hetero boyfriend of Miley Cyrus, is a real tool.  The website Men.Style.com has a short video of Justin talking about the most prevalent thoughts on his mind. If you are at work, or on your cell phone, or just damn lazy and can't watch the video, let me sum it up for you:  He wants to be a lap dog, people are mean to him on Twitter and God weaves his shirts for him.    Yeah, I'm not even kidding.  This isn't a spoof....

Try Not To Scream Out Loud Like I Just Did But MacKenzie Phillips Is Going To Counsel Addicts

51905052mackenziephillips527200952952pm-1 The cast for the newest season of Celebrity Rehab has just been announced.  I'd love to know how many of the cast members you've ever heard of (without Googling) :  Mike Starr (not the one from Alice in Chains), Joey Kovar, Dennis Rodman, Lisa D'Amato, Heidi Fleiss, Kari Ann Peniche, and Mindy McCready.  Wait -- Mindy McCready is alive?  But you haven't heard the best part yet.  Last season they had Gary Busey in some sort of honorary counselor type position even though he still smoked ...

Scarlett Johansson Continues To Abuse Our Ear Drums

scarjopeteryorn Actually, though it's true that Scarlett Johansson is singing again, her music doesn't seem to sound so bad this time around.  To be warned though, when I say "doesn't sound so bad" that just means that I'm not getting any new pins for my ScarJo voodoo doll.  It's stillScarlett Johansson, after all. Johansson paired up with singer-songwriter Pete Yorn who is best known for writing a bunch of music and scores for television shows and movies.  The CD "Break Up" drops September 8th, but the sin...

Britney Spears Creates Gay Spray

No, Britney doesn't really have a new fragrance named 'Mo hitting the shelves, though wouldn't it be wonderful if she did?  Instead, she did a spoof fragrance ad to help advertise Logo Network's New Now Next Awards which are airing on June 13th.  When I saw this clip, it got me to researching perfume names.  Did you know that there is a scent called "Fluid Iceberg" on the market?  I'm just saying......

Melissa Joan Hart Forces Me To Apologize

melissajoanhart-1 Wow.  I wasn't very nice to Melissa Joan Hart, better known as everyone's favorite teenage witch, but boy did she show me.  Sorry, Melissa. Hart is on this week's cover of People showing off her 42 pound weight loss .  And the best part?  She doesn't look like she did heroin to get thin.  She looks healthy and, dare I say, not Photoshopped?  Tori Spelling, are you paying attention?...
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