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The Good News? This Isn’t A Post About The Gosselins

  I know we've got some Mandy lovers around here, so even though I've recently decided that listening to her is akin to chewing on tin foil, here is the audio of her new song, "Everblue."  The new, mature me realizes that we don't have to all like the same things and if chewing on tin foil makes you happy, you should have such joy in your life.  So, chew away!  enjoy! If you're looking for an unbiased review of this new release, click here....

So You Think You Can Spell?

Aspiring neurosurgeon Kavya Shivashankar can really spell.  After ousting eleven finalists at the Scripps National Spelling Bee, the 13-year-old was crowned the best spelling in the world under the age of fourteen.  More than just the title and a huge mother lode of a trophy, she also won $40,000 which should pay for about fifteen minutes of medical school. Perseverance counts; In the past three years Shivashankar placed 10th, eighth, and fourth.  The word that ensured her win was Laodicean.  Eek. I wasn't going to mention this, but it'...

Farewell To Jay Leno…Until September

Billy Crystal appeared on the Tonight Show last night and sang a tribute to host Jay Leno on his second-to-last episode.  In a true example of history coming full circle, Crystal was Leno's first Tonight Show guest 17 years ago. Leno will be back on the air in the fall with a new show that airs during primetime -- except in Boston....

TLC Helps Jon Gosselin Apartment Shop

57110330jongosselin529200985903am-1 June 8th's print edition -- those still exist? -- of In Touch magazine tells the story of the Jon & Kate Plus 8producers helping Jon Gosselin find an apartment close to the $1.2M manse that is camera-friendly.  Personally, I'd like to know what apartment exists anywhere that is eight-kids-friendly.  Currently, Jon has been staying in Huntington, PA near his parents which is about three hours away from his wife and kids.  The Gosselins are reportedly worth $10M.  Jon can't afford a s...

Jon Cryer’s Ex Arrested On Child Abuse Charges

1228734joncryer529200963852am-1 The details are still fuzzy but the ex-wife of Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer has been arrested on charges of felony child abuse. Actress Sarah Trigger Cryer was arrested yesterday in Hermosa Beach, California after police arrived and discovered a child with rope or cord marks on his neck.  They also recovered a weapon that they believe was involved in the (alleged!) abuse.  Bail was set at $100,000 and Cryer was released last night. It hasn't been confirmed that the child in questio...

Quotables

57096089candyspelling529200962404am-1 "My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. And it was sad, that's what killed my husband, actually. He just didn't want to live after that. He [had] just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn't do anything for her." Candy Spelling speaking to a Massachusetts radio station, relating the story of how her very boring...

Mr. Buffy Gets A Job

14488402freddieprinze528200943402pm-1 Cute Freddie Prinze Jr., hubby of Sarah Michelle Gellar, has a new gig this fall.  After basically doing voice work for the past couple of years, Prinze has landed a role as a regular on the show 24, playing a Marine who wants to follow in the steps of Jack Bauer.  I thought that show was cancelled.  Huh. I don't watch 24 but I'm assuming that Jack Bauer doesn't spend his time drinking 14 hours a day, serving short stints in the slammer and head-butting people, right?  Actually, now t...

Katharine McPhee Finds A Way To Dodge TMZ

I don't know if I'd call American Idolloser Katharine McPhee a celebrity, but I guess she still garners some level of media attention.  And like all washed-up has-beens, she's doing infomercials.  McPhee plugs a great anti-pap device. NSFW....

Kate Gosselin Borrows Recipes And Calls It A Cookbook

kategosselincookbook-1 The never-stopping machine that is Kate Gosselin is at it again.  Her newest business venture is a cookbook titled "Love is in the Mix:  Making Meals Into Memories" that she has "written" that is due for release this October.  Already, Kate is under harsh criticism for plagiarizing recipes.  Apparently, You can't take the Chex party mix recipe off the side of the box, rename it Monkey Munch and call it your own. Like I said the other day, I haven't been a long-time J&K+8 fan, bu...

A Random Thursday Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

whointhehellisthis-1 What is it about shortened holiday weeks that make them feel interminably long?  I don't know, but I swear this week has been going on for a month now. For everyone out there who looks at pictures of celebrities and only dreams of having such beauty, this snapshot of a celeb on the streets of New York should convince you just how amazing makeup and Botox and surgery and push-up bras can be. If you don't recognize the face, you'll see a more recognizable version of her after the jump. ...

Rihanna Scheduled To Appear In Court

57500757rihanna528200923155pm-1 The last time I made a bet about the legal fate of Chris Brown, it didn't go well.  I ended up having to write two hundred kind words about Mischa Barton and how she positively affects my life.  I'm still having nightmares and the occasional facial tic over it. While I'm recovering from the fact that Brown's assault case wasn't dismissed or pled out, I am happy to report that Rihanna's attorney Donald Etra confirms that the singer will be in court at Chris' next hearing on June 22nd and that she will be prepared to testify against Chris Brown.  Oh, I hope and pray this happens.  I want the publ...
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