Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Holds Auditions For New Backup Dancers

Britney Spears just put up video of her sons Sean and Jayden doing a little dress rehearsal during a break on her London tour. If they are able to inherit their parent's talent and are able to avoid the love of pink wigs, leeching off spouses and the general crazy gene, they can go so far. Cute, right?...

RIP David Carradine

57232915davidcarradine642009102137am-1 David Carradine's manager has confirmed to Fox News that the 73 year-old Kung Fu actor has died. Carradine was in Bangkok filming a movie.  When he didn't arrive at a scheduled dinner, a producer went to his room where the actor was found dead.  Though not confirmed, it is believed he died of natural causes. UPDATE:  Some media outlets are reporting that the cause of death was suicide. Thoughts and prayers to the entire Carradine family....

Jason Mraz Doesn’t Want To Hear About Evil Beet

16804837jasonmraz642009101652am-1 Apparently, there are still people out there who read Cosmo.  In July's issue, singer Jason Mraz was the newest victim asked to contribute his list of  the "10 Things Guys Wish You Knew". 1. You look sexy when you’re puffy from lying on the pillow all night. 2. We don’t understand your addiction to celebrity gossip. Whatever you do, don’t talk about it on a date. 3. Guys get a monthly type of PMS too. We get moody and need our space. 4. It’s the hottest thing when you sa...

An Engagement Ends And Another Begins

57391804kimkardashian63200961740pm-1 On the tail of things not workingout too well for Christina Ricci, comes news that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are newly engaged.  Kim was talking earlier this month about picking out her own ring.  "It's just easier.  Isn't it easy if someone's like, 'This is exactly what I want.' It'll make your life so easy."  Now, some people are dead-set against knowing what their engagement ring looks like ahead of time, but my theory is this:  Kim's going to have this ring on her hand for the next three to five years of her life.  Sho...

Well, That Was Quick

293riccibenjamin031709 It seems like just the other day that Beet reported that Christina Ricci was engaged to her own personal giant, but now her relationship with comedian Owen Benjamin is kaput. According to People, Benjamin had a birthday party on Sunday and the couple acted normally.  Sometime after that, they got into a fight and decided that the best plan of action was to part ways. As it always is with Hollywood splits, the two remain close friends who talk on the phone every day.  You know, all three...

Melissa Joan Hart Takes Back What She Said About Farrah, But I Do Not Take Back What I Said About Melissa Joan Hart

56193676melissajoanhart63200954046pm-1 Melissa Joan Hart, thrilled to just be in the headlines for any reason, has written a MySpace apology to Farrah Fawcett, expressing regret for saying she hoped the Charlie's Angels star didn't die the week prior to Hart's bikini People cover: It has come to my attention that something I said has been completely misconstrued in the press. I was merely explaining what I had read about how the cover of People magazine was chosen from an article last week I read in the Times. I truly hope that Farra...

The Real Kanye West And Rihanna Video

Last week Kanye West's new video for his song Paranoia was posted on his blog, but apparently it wasn't quite ready for human consumption.  This probably explains why Beet and everyone else didn't understand what the video was all about when it was originally broadcast last week. West wrote, "It hurts me to see the old and very wrong version of the ‘Paranoid’ video get leaked all over the net while I was on an 11-hour flight and couldn’t do anything about it. It’s just frustrating when this stuf...

Like Their Sweater Vests, Another Trend That The Jonas Brothers Are Way Behind On

It doesn't matter, though.  Seeing virginal Joe Jonas in a unitard has made me feel the most alert I've been all day, though he may want to hook up with Britney to get some lip-synching lessons....

Brangelina Splits! Again!

57495055bradpitt63200914038pm-1 I make it a policy to only report every tenth "Brad and Angelina Are Over!" story that gets floated out to the internet and today is that day. As the Enquirer reports it in their Breaking News section, Brangie's appearance at Cannes was staged for the media in hopes that no one would know that the truth:  they are ovah!  After months of behind-the-scenes battles, it’s finally over between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Hollywood’s most glamorous power couple - who never married de...

This Is The Fault Of Those Olsen Twins

57572580mileycyrus632009120255pm-1 Miley Cyrus is the newest in a long line of teen singers/actresses to launch a new clothing line for Wal-Mart.  She has teamed up with famed designer Max Azria to offer a collection of dresses, tops, shoes and -- what else? -- leggings, that will be available in time for back-to-school shopping.  Everything will cost under $20 and will undoubtedly be crafted by seven-year-old sweatshop workers. Seriously, though.  Taylor Swift has a line of dresses, The Jonas brothers have some sweate...

I Take Back My Apology

14502003melissajoanhart632009110930am-1 You know what?  I tried being nice to Melissa Joan Hart, but it's just not working for me.  Yeah, she lost a bunch of weight and yeah, she opened up a candy store but she's not a nice person.  I think, on some level, I knew that.  Therefore, I'm back to using the most unflattering pictures of her that I can find. New York Post is reporting that Hart was telling people at KTLA in Los Angeles that she'd been hoping Farrah Fawcett wouldn't die last week because then she'd be bumped off the cover of People.  A co...
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