Mickey Rourke’s Grandma Had Free Long Distance Calling To Heaven June 8, 2009WendieMickey Rourke Mickey Rourke talked with the Guardian about all sorts of things such as monogamy -- he can't wait to start practicing it! -- and death. In 2006, Mickey lost his brother Joe to a 25 year-long battle with cancer. His grandmother, the woman who raised Rourke and his sibling, kept in touch with the deceased Joe the old fashioned way: via Oijua board. "My grandmother has been the most important woman in my life. I lost her about four months ago, at 99. She was incredibly well read, two ...
Oh, The Jokes Just Write Themselves, Don’t They? June 8, 2009WendieUncategorized Sharon Stone was one of many celebs on hand yesterday for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids 20th Annual A Time For Heroes Carnival. Look in the gallery for another picture of Stone -- what has happened to her? She looks positively anorexic. Those Hillschicks were there too: Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie Pratt as well as other people no one cares about, like Shanae Grimes, Melissa Joan Hartless and Billy Baldwin. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz appeared with ba...
Lindsay Lohan Feels Caged, Rolls Self In Ball June 8, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan I'm really shocked, because I thought Lindsay had been sober since going to Promises back in 2007 -- that's sarcasm, folks -- but I guess I was wrong. Some dude who writes for Mirror, tells the tale of a caged Lindsay, texting Samantha Ronson, drinking vodka and generally freaking out at a nightclub. I’m used to celebrities getting wasted, making fools of themselves and larking around. But what I witnessed at London’s Cuckoo nightclub this week was beyond anything I’ve ever seen be...
This Really Could’ve Been Prevented June 8, 2009WendieBret Michaels I don't know what's more shocking: the video of Bret Michaels getting leveled by a piece of stage equipment at the Tony Awards, or the fact that Bret Michaels and his Poison bandmates were invited to perform at the Tony Awards. Both scenarios are pretty astounding. Michaels was injured but didn't break his nose as was originally reported. Personally, I think it was God's way of trying to get his attention. When you get taken down by a metal curtain, that's just His way of saying, "...
Heather Graham Takes Humanitarianism To New Heights June 8, 2009WendieHeather Graham, Uncategorized Heather Graham makes me feel so inferior. I consider it a successful day when I get a shower, but The Hangover actress Heather Graham has loftier -- literally -- goals. So, while I continue to work on mastering my daily scrub, Graham is working on levitation and learning to fly. As she explained in a Daily Mail interview, she needs to learn flying so she can travel across cities and oceans and save people from bad fortune. So far I've only succeeded in my dreams. I practice transcendenta...
Love It Or Feel Like You Want To Puke? June 4, 2009WendieEmma Watson In today's installment of "Love It Or Hate It?" we have the very lovely Emma Watson at a private dinner party wearing a shredded frock. High fashion or high idiocy? [gallery]...
You Didn’t Think You Were Going To Get Through This Day Without A Gosselin Story…Did You? June 4, 2009WendieJon Gosselin Us Weekly has published pictures of Jon Gosselin, taken back in March, with that platonic, test-driving "friend", babe Deanna Hummel. I think we've basically determined that Beet was totally on the money when she reported that Jon and Kate had been living apart for months, because you don't go snowboarding in Park City, Utah with some random female pal when you have a wife at home. In summary, Jon Gosselin is a big liar. A witness who was there, tells it like this: "...they were curled up in one of the booth seats and very cuddly. Nobody was ...
Hey, Guys! An 80’s Movie Is Being Remade! Shocking! June 4, 2009WendieUncategorized I never saw the original Short Circuitbut I've definitely seen clips with a coked-out Ally Sheedy, a young Steve Guttenburg -- where is he now? -- and some demonic looking contraption that I think was supposed to be a robot. I read the synopsis of Short Circuit -- basically a robot that gets struck by lightning and then has human qualities. Isn't the movie Powder the same basic plot, but in reverse? Now, they are remaking the 1986 classic. According to Variety, it will be the same ba...
Well, Now. Who’s This Tasty Little Morsel? June 4, 2009WendieDenise Richards, Gene Simmons, Kelly Ripa I'll admit right now that I am an embarrassment to my profession. I have been completely unaware of this god, better known to the public as Bradley Cooper. And only a dude this hot could get away with a name like "Bradley." He's been on Nip/Tuck and was in Wedding Crashers and a bunch of other stuff, but to be honest, I'm not as interested in his resume as I am in his naked and vulnerable body. Totally hot, right? Cooper taped an appearance on Live! With Regis & Kelly toda...
Just Because June 4, 2009WendieUncategorized Nothing has made me happier today and nothing ever could. Not even if the unfortunate and sudden death of Mischa Barton occurred. Not even if Julia Roberts lips got caught in a turbine engine. Nothing. NSFW...
James Franco Drops Out Of UCLA…Again. June 4, 2009WendieJames Franco Actor James Franco was scheduled to be the commencement speaker at UCLA's Letters and Science graduation ceremony on June 12th. Now, if you don't have a calendar near you, let me inform you that the 12th is one week from this upcoming Saturday -- nine days. And Franco has cancelled his appearance. The actor is pleading pre-production obligations. "I deeply regret not being able to keep my commitment to giving the commencement speech at UCLA's graduation this year. Unfortunately the date conflicts with me need...
Oprah, Patron Saint of Potatoes, No Longer The Most Powerful In The Land June 4, 2009WendieAngelina Jolie, Oprah Winfrey In a move that proves money doesn't necessarily equate to power, Angelina Jolie has bumped Oprah Can Someone Please Pass The Mashed? Winfrey out of the number one slot on Forbes' Celebrity Top 100 Most Powerful list. Rankings are based not just on income but also on visibility. In other words, Oprah needs to be in Playboy this year if she expects to waddle her way back to the top. I'm not sure how serious a Top 100 Anything list can be considered when Jennifer Love Hewitt makes the cut,...