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Carrie Prejean Dethroned!

57418801carrieprejean610200925505pm Finally!  Miss California USA Carrie Prejean has been axed from her post.  Unfortunately, the biblical beauty didn't get fired for making exclusionary comments against the LGBT community.  Turns out, she was just rude and lazy. The official statement that Donald Trump just made, explains that it really had nothing to do with her religious convictions, just her inability to fulfill her duties:  "I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California Organization and I gave her the oppor...

Huge Grant Doesn’t Want To Talk About Taxis

8202103hughgrant610200924326pm Hugh Grant was walking down a street in New York City last night and chit-chatting with some TMZ dudes.  Someone asked the actor what he's been up to lately and he replied with a laugh, "wanking off on the Internet."  It all seemed like a friendly exchange, until he got a bit of advice on the best location to hail a cab. One of the paps had the unmitigated gall to tell Hugh that he might have better luck finding a taxi if he went in the opposite direction of where he was headed, at whi...

Shia LaBeouf: “Actors Are Bottom-feeders”

57637119shialabeouf610200914142pm-2 Transformersactor Shia LaBeouf is one troubled dude.  He's talked before about his non-conventional upbringing, but now is relating more details of his disturbing childhood. He explains that his sense of humor comes from an inappropriate childhood of "seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked ... [and] twisted R-rated humor." And yeah, he may have issues, but apparently he's in good company.  "The good actors are all screwed up. They're all in pain. It's a profession...

Which Sounds Better? Beyonce Singing or a Cat Being Hit By a Car?

Beyonce wrapped up her London tour with a duet performance of "If I Were A Boy" with George Michael.  It was nice of George to take a hiatus from exposing himself in bathrooms and doing drugs in parks, and all, but I have to ask:  Does this version of "IIWAB" really sound that much better than the hoax recording of Beyonce from a few months ago?...

Jon Voight on C-SPAN — More Effective Than Ambien

   You know what's weird?  Brad Pitt was married to Jennifer Aniston who is estranged from her mother.  Now he's with Angelina Jolie who is estranged from her father.  I'm sure there's some deep psychological reason why Brad selects women who have dysfunctional parent relationships.  And though I think people should try their hardest to maintain contact with family, I understand that it can't always be worked out.  Today, I am understanding the rift between Angelina and her father a whole...

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Just Say No To Books

57164452arnold6102009103828am-1 I'm really not in the mood for this crap today, but I just heard that Arnie is looking to Terminate -- sorry, it's out of my system now -- books from the California school system.  Yeah, textbooks are really expensive to buy and California has no money, and yeah, millions of trees would be saved, but it's so hard for me to think of kids doing all their reading online; I don't do well with change.  I blame the Kindle for this. Arnold's reasoning for this change is compassionate.  "A world of up-to-date information fits easily into their pockets and on to their computer screens. So why are California's public school student...

It’s Actually True

57589973kendrawilkinson610200971903am-1 No longer just a scary rumor, Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Bassett have confirmed that they are expecting a human being. Personally, I think their timing is very fortuitous.  I mean, how many episodes of Kendra, featuring just Kendra, can people tolerate?  She needs a comic foil, and thanks to some determined sperm, will have one in about six months.  Next season on Kendra expect lots of diaper mishaps, puke references, sleepless nights, and day drinking.  Welcome to motherhood!...

Kelly Rutherford Has Baby, Doesn’t Tell Husband

57574569kellyrutherford69200973943pm-1 Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford gave birth to daughter Helena this week, and I'm very disappointed that she didn't name her baby after a handbag. As reported a couple months ago, Rutherford is estranged from husband.  Turns out, he found out about the birth of his child off the Internet. "Media reports claiming that I neglected to attend my daughter's birth are total lies and fabrication," Giersch says in a statement. "I was never informed by Kelly about the birth of our daughter, nor was I invited to attend. In fact, I found out about it through Interne...

Okay, Kate Hudson And A-Rod Are Dating. Happy?

Kate Hudson There are many times in my life when I ignore certain situations in hopes that they'll just go away.  It's not a real effective approach with bills, but sometimes it works out okay with unknown rashes.  But, you know what else I keep ignoring that just won't vanish?  A-Rod and Kate Hudson stories. So, let's just put it out there -- these two idiots are dating.  Personally, I think it's a match made in STD heaven, but some of the Yankees' wives -- and you know it's the Yankees' wives ta...
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