Quotables November 6, 2009WendieSarah Jessica Parker "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it." Sarah Jessica Parker grossing me the fuck out in an Elle magazine interview in which she compares pee to brioche....
That’s It. I’m Moving to Australia. November 6, 2009WendieBritney Spears First of all, I've scrounged up a bunch of pics of Brit strolling around Australia with no bra on. As always, you're welcome. If there was ever a question as to the importance of proper support, let these pictures be your forewarning. Enough of that; here's why I'm moving to Australia: the Minister for Fair Trade of New South Wales wants to create some sort of disclaimer that informs patrons paying up to $1,300 a ticket to see Britney in concert that she'll be, um, lip-synching. Yo...
Levi Johnston Is Pissed At Conan November 6, 2009WendieConan O'Brien, Levi Johnston In Conan's never-ending attempts to be funny, he did a bit last night that got huge laughs from the audience. With musical backup, William Shatner did a poetry reading that was purportedly based on Levi Johnston's Tweets. Pearls of wisdom such as "Where can I get some weed?" and "What's with all the taxi drivers that don't speak English? Is that a law?" read in Shatner's dramatic fashion made for an entertaining skit. Unfortunately, Conan and NBC didn't do their homework -- the Tweets are from a fake, non-verified L...
Rihanna Interview Part 2 November 6, 2009WendieRihanna Good Morning America gets props for getting absolutely the most mileage out of a celebrity interview. Ever. Here's part two of the Rihanna interview that aired this morning. The singer shares more of the details of what actually happened, such as witnessing Chris Brown's soulless, blacked out eyes as he beat her -- on the night of the Grammys. The entire, uninterrupted interview will air tonight on 20/20....
Gwen Stefani Is Just A Girl And No Doubt an Idiot, Too November 5, 2009WendieGwen Stefani Band Hero promised to be a hit this holiday season. The video game has sixty popular songs with avatars of the well-known artists and band members. Unfortunately, the game allows the avatar that represents Gwen Stefani to "perform" other songs. Basically, Gwen doesn't want to be electronically singing songs that aren't hers. The lawsuit specifically states, ""Honky Tonk Woman ... results in an unauthorized performance by the Gwen Stefani avatar in a male voice boasting about having sex ...
The Lohan Tapes Continue November 5, 2009WendieDina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan I know that you were thinking that Michael Lohan is the biggest piece of shit ever to father an untalented actress/director/fashion designer/singer, but you haven't been given all the evidence yet. I know that you were thinking that Michael Lohan is the biggest piece of shit ever to father an untalented actress/director/fashion designer/singer, but you haven't been given all the evidence yet. Last night, Beet told us about the tapes Daddy Lohan released of a crying Lindsay. It's just such personal stuff, and you wonder how a parent can expose such material just to prove his "rightness." Wonder no more; he isn't finished. In today's installment of "Michael Douchan is Telling the Truth", he has released tap...
Kristen Stewart Finally Addresses Rumors of Romance With Robert Pattinson November 5, 2009WendieKristen Stewart I'll never understand the public's fascination with these two, but Entertainment Weekly still felt the need to ask Kristen Stewart if she is romantically involved with Robert Pattinson. Asked about the endless rumors of her supposed off-screen romance with Pattinson, for instance, Stewart got nicely fired up. “I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it,” she said. “But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny...
Molly Sims is More Than Just a Pretty Face November 5, 2009WendieUncategorized Molly Sims Dramatic Acting Reel from Molly Sims Molly Sims wants the world to know that she's about so much more than just tits and ass. I was already convinced after her Emmy-worthy stint on the new 90210. I can't say that this video is especially funny, but three minutes and seventeen seconds of Molly cavorting in a bikini is certainly something that should brighten up your mundane Thursday. ...
Russell Simmons Wants Bill Cosby to Shut Up November 5, 2009WendieBill Cosby Russell Simmons has finally had it with Bill Cosby and I'm just so happy that someone finally has the nerve to publicly speak out about one of American's favorite comedians. I have never thought that Bill Cosby is funny and he bought the "Little Rascals" series so that no one could ever view it. Snopes says that is just urban legend, but I secretly feel that he's somehow involved. I could cut him. Simmons wrote an open letter to Cosby in response to Bill's new comedy CD -- do people still buy those? -- "Bill Cosby Presents the Cosnarati: Sta...
Remember That Stripper That Josh Duhamel Was Hoping Would Go Away Quietly? November 5, 2009WendieFergie, Josh Duhamel Earlier in the week, I told you about Nicole Forrester -- stage name: Delilah -- who is claiming that she had sex with Josh Duhamel. Josh and his new wife Fergie immediately issued one of those stock "She's a liar" denials that we are so used to hearing. Well, the pole prodigy is now telling her story on the radio and I believe her. Click here to watch all three videos of Nicole talking about how she met Josh and how she was approached by the tabs. The way Nicole tells it, she didn't know who Josh Duhamel was, but eventua...
Rihanna: Eff Love November 5, 2009WendieChris Brown, Rihanna You know, I wasn't sure how I felt about Rihanna after she went back to Chris Brown post-beating. After watching the first clip of her Good Morning America interview as it aired this morning, I just have a lot of respect for her. I found her to be absolutely riveting to watch and she's so clear on what she needs to look at. If you're being abused, don't use "love" as the guiding force for what needs to change. Love is so absolutely blind and has led so many of us down the wrong path. It's not easy to turn your back on love, b...
And The Job Goes To … November 4, 2009WendieAlec Baldwin The Oscars aren't happening until March 7th of 2010, but as of today, the hosts have been confirmed. Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin will co-host the 82nd Academy Awards. Martin has done this gig twice before and Baldwin is a hosting virgin. When asked about the pairing, Martin replied "I am happy to co-host the Oscars with my enemy Alec Baldwin," and Baldwin stated "I don't play the banjo, but I'm thrilled to be hosting the Oscars – it's the opportunity of a lifetime." I'm not sure how this match will be, but if it helps m...