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It’s Friday, I’m In Love

57657786bailing612200975913am There is no better way to start a Friday than with a fierce dose of Bai Ling.  As she joins the ranks of Jessica Biel and Lindsay Lohan as a member of the "Remind Me Again Why You're Famous" club, let's enjoy the rest of the marginally famous people who attended last night's 37th Annual AFI Lifetime Achievement Awards. A couple observations I'd like to share:  1)  The years and white zinfandel have not been kind to Kathleen Turner.  2)  The years and pills have not been kind to Melani...

Thank You, John Travolta

55073038johntravolta611200955908pm The National Enquirer print edition has released the three-page medical report detailing the events that unfolded the day John Travolta's son Jett passed away.  You know, I normally find released documentation of this nature, especially when a child is involved, as beyond exploitative.  What I do appreciate, however, is John Travolta's admission that Jett was, in fact, autistic.  Without getting all anti-Jenny McCarthy on y'all, this is a cause that is near and dear to my heart.  Autism exists.  It isn't something to be ashamed of, or to lie about.  There are so many therapies and programs available to au...

Pageant Director Sets The Record Straight

I know we're all Carrie Prejeaned out; I'm going to try and make this my last piece on the disgraced beauty queen -- well, until she's caught with a high-profile, married politician at Chateau Marmont. Anyway, I love that the Miss California US Pageant Director is on all the talk shows and on the Internet, being totally candid about what a wench Miss California really was.  He even released an entire email exchange between the two, which you can read here. And she still thinks she was axed because of the whole gay th...

Kendra Wilkinson Is A Huge Cow!

kendrawilkinsonbabybump I'm not kidding you, folks!  This is Kendra Wilkinson's picture that she has on her blog under a post titled, "Introducing my baby bump."  now that my news is out in the open, im so excited to introduce to u hanks and my little bundle of joy!!!!  i took this pic during a photo shoot in europe to send to hank since he missed me and my growing belly so much!  lololol. now that my pregnancy isnt a secret anymore i can keep u guys updated with more pics as i get bigger and bigger hope youre all as excited as i am!!!!!!!! Yeah, she ...

Chastity Bono Makes A Change

Chastity Bono Sonny and Cher's little girl is all grown up, and now apparently becoming their son.  According to Bono's publicist -- Chastity Bono has a publicist? -- it's not just some weird tabloid rumor.  "Yes, it's true -- Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity.  He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz's hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and mi...

Mama Is Going To Be So Happy!

56418679tamekafoster611200935233pm Usher and his wife Tameka Foster have split up.  If you remember correctly, Usher's mother was furious that her baby boy was marrying Foster and even boycotted the wedding.  And when you have a last minute boycott, wedding cancellation and secret reschedule, those are all pretty strong signals that your marriage is doomed from the start. Another sign that your marriage is over?  When your wife goes into cardiac arrest in a Brazilian hospital during liposuction and you weren't even aware she was out of the country. Usher and Tameka hav...

Danny DeVito — Drunk Little Bridge Troll

So, Danny DeVito is a drunk.  No.  Kidding. Tuesday morning he did away with all pretense of being a professional and just drank beer right on live television -- at 8 a.m.  God, he makes my skin crawl.  I would have written about this yesterday, but I was too busy attacking important social issues.  And because I like to see the whole history of a situation, video two is Danny DeVito in 2006 when he appeared on The View.  Drunk.  I'd like to get my hands on some really shocking foota...

It Must Be Love! Lindsay Talked Sam Into Wearing A Piece Of Jewelry

Ed: Pics removed because I guess photo agencies like their exclusives to remain exclusive. Silliness! Now that we've determined that America's favorite legging-clad celebrity has reconciled with America's favorite concert tee-clad DJ, they've taken to wearing matching necklaces.  And you just know these necklaces hold locks of each other's hair.  Who do these two think they are?  Billy Bob and Angelina? We, you and me and the rest of the general public, allknow that these two getting back together is a horrible idea.  But if you needed any further confirmation that this is a disaster-in-waiting, Michael Lohan has weighed in on the situation and was kind of, sort of, positive about it.  "I'm happy to see that while she (Lohan) was there (in London), Samantha had her business and Lindsay had her own and there was no turmoil. They were able to be in the same city abroad and there were no problems... Let's see what happens."  Anytime Michael Lohan thinks something is a good idea, I run in the opposite direction. Listen, when the most positive thing you can say about a couple is, "Hey, they were in the same city at the same time and the cops didn't have to get involved," this is a sign that things need to end.  For good.  Sam and Linds -- do you hear me? />Ed: Pics removed because I guess photo agencies like their exclusives to remain exclusive. Silliness! Now that we've determined that America's favorite legging-clad celebrity has reconciled with America's favorite concert tee-clad DJ, they've taken to wearing matching necklaces.  And you just know these necklaces hold locks of each other's hair.  Who do these two think they are?  Billy Bob and Angelina? We, you and me and the rest of the general public, allknow that these two getting bac...

Quotables

57623541bretmichaels610200950329pm "The only time it will ever affect you in bed is if you have extremely low blood sugar and you go into insulin shock, at which point you won't be standing up, let alone performing sex. However, I will sometimes hold off on the insulin, which will jack my blood sugar level up to the low 200 range. It's like how a prizefighter will want to go into the ring with his blood sugar levels high. It gives you the stamina of a bull. So, yes, sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman." ...
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