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Of Course The Rihanna Sex Tape Is Being Released On Chris Brown’s Court Date

There's been a rumor floating around for a while -- ironically, started shortly after the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna abuse deal -- that there is a Rihanna sex tape that would eventually hit the Internet. A very short trailer is on YouTube with a promise of more footage to be released on June 22nd.  June 22nd happens to be the same day that Rihanna will be appearing in court, prepared to testify against her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, also known as the guy that I'm sure isn't involved in any way in the release of this tape.  Oh, the irony.  The short clip is after the jump.  I have no idea if it's SFW.  The music is bad, the lighting is green and the purported singer has text over her face.  You be the judge. Read More />There's been a rumor floating around for a while -- ironically, started shortly after the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna abuse deal -- that there is a Rihanna sex tape that would eventually hit the Internet. A very short trailer is on YouTube with a promise of more footage to be released on June 22nd.  June 22nd happens to be the same day that Rihanna will be appearing in court, prepared to testify against her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, also known as the guy that I'm sure isn't involved in any way in the...

Lindsay Lohan Under Investigation

vintagelindsay Over the past couple of days, a story has been circulating that Lindsay Lohan was being investigated for the theft of $49,000 in jewels.  Lohan and theft go together like, well, like Winona Ryder and theft.  It's not really an exceptional tale.  However, now that People confirms that the value is more like $400,000 and Scotland Yard is involved, it feels a little more like a story worth discussing. The jewels in question are a necklace and earrings that Lindsay wore for an Elle U.K. photo sh...

If Will And Jada Smith Show Up On Your Doorstep, Lock The Door

16804263willsmith616200910014pm Jada Pinkett has been terrifying Redbook readers by sharing her secrets to keeping her love life alive.  It's as simple as fornicating in other people's washrooms. "Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom.  Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex.  Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary!  (Do) anything it takes to keep the flame alive." How many of Will and Jada's friends are having their houses disin...

Alec Baldwin Hates TMZ and Today Show

16792693alecbaldwin6162009100747am As a celebrity, it's important to keep your name in the headlines.  But would you keep reminding everyone that you exist by publicly reliving the day you called your daughter a "rude little pig?"  Apparently, if your name is Alec Baldwin, the answer is "Yes." In the July/August issue of Playboy, Baldwin admits in an interview that he seriously contemplated suicide when the voicemail of him berating his daughter went public.   "I spoke to a lot of professionals, who helped me … If I ...

Isn’t Chris Brown So Funny?

57689642chrisbrown615200952440pm Chris Brown showed up last night at the NBA finals with a Rihanna look-alike, Teyana Taylor.  I don't know if this is some part of his sick sense of humor, or what.  Some people will say it's just coincidence even though her glasses really add to Taylor's similarity to Rihanna.  (Teyna, a disciple of Pharrell, has been Tweeting  about how sick she is of being mistaken for Rihanna, natch.)  A picture in the gallery of Rihanna with Taylor from last year. Teyana,...

How Is This Not Going Directly To DVD?

mischabartondvd There are rhetorical questions that race through my mind keeping me awake nights.  Like, how did the person who designed the movie poster for The Homecoming keep a straight face when he typed "In Theaters This Summer" ?  He must have called all his friends and been like, "Dudes, Mischa Barton -- uh, I don't know...she was in some show like, five years ago -- anyway, she's in some movie about a girl who gets obsessed over her high school sweetheart.  Yeah, I'm not kidding, and catch this:  it's actually g...

Paris Hilton Shows Off Belly Button Ring Collection

    I don't know what troubles me the most about this video of Paris Hilton giving all her "fans" the grand tour of her closet -- a space so vast that it could easily house about sixty Slumdog Millionaire child actors. For one thing, I hate when grown women -- women with careers and means of their own -- get on video and start talking like little girls.  What is with that cutesy babydoll, head tilt thing so many women do?  It's 2009 ladies! Secondly, it frightens me that Paris i...

Carnie Wilson Loses A Quick Six Pounds

57461739carniewilson615200923209pm I really wanted to title this post "Carnie Wilson's Fetus Couldn't Hold On For One More Day," but then I realized that sounded really morbid and I didn't want to scare you all into thinking something went wrong. Singer and game show host Carnie Wilson gave birth to a 6 lbs, 5 oz. baby girl, Luciana Bella Bonfiglio on Friday.  The newest addition joins their four-year-old daughter Lola Sofia. Carnie currently hosts GSN's Newlywed Game.  I am ashamed to admit that I've watched it more tha...

Bruce Willis’ Honeymoon Pictures Finally In!

brucewillis1 Ah, I'm just kidding!  Bruce and his wife Emma Heming did do a really explicit bondage photo shoot for July's issue of W, though.  The pictoral accompanied an interview with the couple where they talked about boring stuff like love and not wanting to spend a minute apart.  Bleah.  Willis also mentioned that he instructed his assistant to punch him in the face if he ever spoke of remarrying.  Here's hoping she was working out regularly in the days leading up to their engagement announceme...
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