Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mia Farrow’s Brother Committed Suicide

According to an exclusive source, the death of Patrick Farrow, brother of Mia has been ruled a suicide.  In addition, the AP has confirmed this fact. The autopsy report shows that Farrow passed away due to a single gunshot wound to the head. Our thoughts and prayers are with the Farrow family at this time. />According to an exclusive source, the death of Patrick Farrow, brother of Mia has been ruled a suicide.  In addition, the AP has confirmed this fact. The autopsy report shows that Farrow passed away due to a single gunshot wound to the head. Our thoughts and prayers are with the Farrow family at this time....

SJP’s Twins Are Really That Fascinating?

57302380sarahjessicaparker617200913341pm My reaction could only be defined as "incredulous" when I read about the harassment and threats that the surrogate carrying Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's last ditch effort to save their marriage twins was experiencing.  I mean, this isn't Brangelina -- it's SJP.  Is there really that much interest in where her fetuses are being stored?  Apparently so. Two police officials that work in the town that the surrogate resides, are under investigation for masterminding a break-i...

I Wonder If Sean Penn’s “Rest” Is Related To His Habit Of Filing For Divorce

56894726seanpenn6172009122303pm Sean Penn seems to have taken a temporary break from racing to the L.A. County courthouse to file for divorce from his wife Robin Wright every eight weeks.  You'd think he'd take advantage of this extra time that has now presented itself in his schedule, and focus on making movies, but he's actually taking a year off. In a move that has some in the industry left holding the bag -- Penn was slated to appear in Cartel and The Three Stooges but has backed out of both projects --  Sean has indicated a need to spend time with family as his reason for the sabbatical. ...

It’s Official! America No Longer Cares About The Gosselins

90522x9_gosselin_b-gr_20evilbeetgossip Prayers are answered!  I think I can officially stop talking about the controlling clown car uterus and her passive-agressive lap dog -- you know -- The Gosselins. When the Jon & Kate Plus 8 season 5 premiere aired, it brought in 9.8 viewers.  Sure, there was a curiousity factor in the first week which definitely helped them get to that number.  However, the numbers have dropped way off.  June 8th's episode brought in 4.3 million, and this week's just 2.9.  America's over it.Â...

Victoria Beckham Downsizes

90610x3_beckham_b-gr_02evilbeetgossip I've heard rumblings that Busty Spice had her implants replaced to a more frame-appropriate size 34B, and now that Daily Mail is reporting it, it must be true. This morning, I've spent more time than any heterosexual woman ever should inspecting countless pictures of Victoria Beckham's rack.  The conclusion of my investigation?  I don't know.  They look pretty big both before the month of May and after.  The only observation that leads me to believe that there could be truth to DM's story is that, in more recent pictures she's hiding behind bags and children and...

Look Who’s Drunk Tweeting This Morning!

lindsaylohantweet When will Lindsay learn that Twining -- you know, doing lines whilst Tweeting -- is just a bad idea?  This morning, in a message clearly directed towards Samantha Ronson, she has basically confirmed to the Twitterverse that SR has a little problem keeping it in her pants. Lindsay, I'm begging you:  Put down the MacBook Pro, put down the rolled up twenty, get yourself checked in somewhere.  And by "somewhere" I don't mean a hotel you can live in for the next year.  I mean "rehab."...

Michelle Pfeiffer Is 51. Really.

michellepfeiffer Ugh.  I want to be catty and scream "Photoshop!" and "Surgery!" but I don't know.  Michelle Pfeiffer is looking pretty damn amazing on August's cover of InStyle magazine. I guess if there's any solace, Michelle admits that her physique doesn't come naturally.  "I have to work at it...There are women who just genetically have beautiful bodies—it seems to us they don’t have to work out. I personally have to work at it.  I’m doing all the right things. I do cardio and strength traini...

Hef Can’t Tell His Sluts Apart

57683241hughhefner616200954924pm Hugh Hefner is old and starting to sound really old.  He admitted at a recent Playmate of the Year part that was held at the manse, that he can't keep his twins straight. Karissa and Kristina Shannon are identical twins, save one little mark on one of their necks.  Heck, he couldn't even see the departure of the original three girls next door, how is he expected to notice something as small as a beauty mark? Hef also talked about who he would want to portray him in a movie -- Robert Downey Jr. -- and ...

Quotables

57113967denisleary616200952347pm "I think she's a hobbit. The no expectations aspect was fantastic. I kind of wanted her to be the person who not only could sing, but was gonna tell everyone to fuck off and would become the new sex symbol. I hope she comes back fucking crazy like Judy Garland on acid. I'd like to feed her a lot of booze and pills and just let her sing beautiful songs and threaten people from the stage." Denis Leary, the numnut who thinks autism is a joke, in a TV Squad interview sharing his opinion of Su...

Muh Baby Fell In Some Horse Poo!

90616p1_spears_b-gr_03evilbeetgossip-1 Britney is so well-intended.  While in London she started out by taking her sons for a walk but then got one of them stuck in a pile of horse excrement.  Pushing strollers is such hard work.  The good news?  She had her hired help with her to assist with the physical labor. Other pics in the gallery show Brit on the same day, wearing a different shirt, as well as her son's impressive tongue rolling skills. [gallery]...

Bad News. I’m Starting To Think Like Jennifer Love Hewitt

90615w4_hewitt_b-gr_01evilbeetgossip-1 Nope, that's not Rachael Ray and that's not Tatum O'Neal.  That's JLH -- doesn't she look really old all of a sudden?  Bad lighting and unfortunate Miss Clairol color choice, I guess. Anyway, Jennifer Love Hewitt is mirroring the exact same sentiment that I just wrote about a couple of weeks on my own blog.  She was quoted as saying, “It’s just gross. It’s really weird — I can eat chicken if I take if off the bone, but I can’t eat a chicken leg and have my teeth touch the bone. It ...