Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Agonizing Pain Continues On Grey’s Anatomy

55507725katherineheigl619200985204am Bad news, guys.  I don't think Izzie is dead.  A source close to negotiations of the Grey's Anatomy cast confirms that T.R. Knight is definitely a goner, but Katherine Heigl got a bunch of money thrown at her to stay.  Want to take a collection so we can throw a bunch of money at her to leave?  I think I watched one season of Grey's and couldn't tolerate any more.  If I remember correctly, Izzie was performing all sorts of unorthodox and life-saving procedures on Denny -- the dead dude ...

Wait! The Hills is Staged?

Lauren Conrad was on The View yesterday to talk about L.A. Candy, the book she wrote.  Or as Beet likes to say, the book she "wrote."  Either way, in a manner that was so inappropriately solemn and grave, Lauren admitted (at about 0:47 on the clip) that The Hills is totally faked.  I just wanted to scream, "Lauren!  It's not like you're confessing that you figured out how to split the atom.  You didn't unearth the mystery of the pyramids.  This is The Hills we're talking about!"...

Dina Lohan: Give Lindsay Privacy. Lindsay Lohan: Shut Up, Mom!

55704269dinalohan619200981702am Dina Lohan has once again headed to the interview circuit to plea for her daughter's privacy.  Because there's really no better way to ensure anonymity than to be contacting all major media outlets. Dina speaks of her daughter's apparent inability to keep from being hacked.  "Last month her personal cell was posted online and now her phone messages have been hacked.  This must stop. She is a 22-year-old girl who needs to live her life in peace. The tabloids need to leave her alone with all the lies and reporting with no proof."  Yes, Dina, the tabloid...

Jon Gosselin’s Apartment Hunting Trumps Impending Divorce Announcement

90615w9_gosselin_b-gr_01evilbeetgossip As Beet told you yesterday, the Gosselins have an important announcement to make.  It's a forgone conclusion that they're announcing their divorce despite the fact that Jon still wears his wedding band while sparking up his mysterious looking cigarettes.  God, they are really keeping this sham going right until the bitter end.  Oh, and I'm warning everyone right now, if their "important announcement" is that they've decided to separate, you can't even prepare yourself for the fit I'm going to pit...

Denise Richards Is, Like, Spiritual

57623957deniserichards6182009101936am Cindy Adams recently interviewed Denise Richards who, if you can believe it, is gearing up for another season of her E! series It's Complicated.  The main focus of their talk, other than the part about how John Stamos is really great in bed, had to do with Denise's experiences with the afterworld. I've just become friendly with a psychic medium my mother met shortly before she passed on. I wanted to believe Mom was still around. I wanted a reading. I wanted to believe in some form of reincarna...

Liv Tyler Interferes. It Doesn’t Go Well.

Liv Tyler Check out these pictures that INFphoto captured! Liv Tyler was out on the streets of Los Angeles yesterday when she saw an older woman yelling at a crying toddler.  Maybe because she has been in a superhero movie (Incredible Hulk -- was he a superhero?) she thought she needed to save the day.  After approaching the child to make sure she was okay, the screaming woman told Liv to mind her business.  Tyler returned to her car to call 911.  Can you imagine how that phone call went...

Oh. Rory.

16843100alexisbledel618200983025am This morning while I was fervently Googling naked images of Bradley Cooper trolling the Internet looking for some pictures of my boyfriend Bradley Cooper, I came across photos from last night's Whitney Contemporaries Art Party.  Question:  What in the Rory Gilmore was Alexis Bledel thinking  wearing that dress?  Chevron designs shooting out from one's hips is never, ever, ever a good idea.  My fiance -- yes, I upgraded him -- was there as well as Amber Tamblyn, Ali Larter, Gretchen Mo...

David Archuleta’s Stage Dad Busted For Solicitation

56249479davidarchuleta618200971112am1 Jeffrey Archuleta, the overzealous father of American Idol runner-up David Archuleta, was arrested back in January for solicitation of a prostitute.  This story took awhile to become public, but as we've learned, this stuff always surfaces.  Thank you, Internet.  Midvale, Utah police arrested Archuleta at a Reiki massage parlor and claim that he "received sexual gratification at the hands of the masseuse."  They actually walked in on him, uh, receiving services. David's father pled no co...

Quotables

56551214cher617200942030pm "Chaz is embarking on a difficult journey, but one that I will support. I respect the courage it takes to go through this transition in the glare of public scrutiny, and although I may not understand, I will strive to be understanding. The one thing that will never change is my abiding love for my child." Cher, in a People interview where she voices support for her child Chaz (Chastity) as he goes through the journey of gender reassignment.  I'm especially impressed by Cher's ability to...

Brooke Hogan’s Boyfriend Gives Her Sex as a Gift For Her Birthday. And She’s Okay With That.

Hey, guys.  I have to make this quick.  I started playing this recording of the fantastic song that Brooke Hogan lent her, uh, vocals to on her rapper-boyfriend Jeremih's song "Birthday Sex" and now every dog that resides in a two-mile radius is howling on my front porch.  I've got a situation on my hands.  While I deal with animal control, I ask you this:  Which is worse?  "Birthday Sex" or "Sneakernight?"...

God Loves Me. Not One, But Two Mischa Trailers

  Best.  Day.  Ever. I happily present to you, the trailers for The Homecoming and The Beautiful Life, both starring Mischa Barton.  It's a banquet of Barton, a tankquet. If you've had children or have any bladder control issues, I strongly suggest that you hit up the Poise pads -- also helpful for wiping tears away -- before you watch these clips because you are going to laugh hard when you see how absolutely craptastic they both look.  As my daughter would say, "Pure crapness."      Incidentally, someone asked me about The Homecoming possibly having potential since it i...
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