Not really entertainment news, but I'm so maxed out on upskirts and irresponsible parents of eight or more. Let's talk about Burger King's new ad campaign.
Blow job, "yearn for more," piece of meat, seven-incher, "fill your desire" -- seriously Burger King people, we get it. It's sexual, it's taboo, it makes me want to go vegetarian (though I suspect that I am not its intended demographic).
Based on the existence of this ad alone, how long until we see Paris Hilton abandoning her f...
Some people paint and some people sculpt, but when Marilyn Manson wants to create art he throws semen-filled condoms at a mirror. I wish I was kidding. He talked all about it -- and so much more -- in a recent interview with SPIN.
I was going to email you a photograph I just took. It's of a new piece of modern art I created. Let's call this work my Jack-off Pollack, of sorts. I had two condoms -- alien things to me, I haven't seen them in 25 years -- and I threw them on the mirror, and they s...
It would be fun to analyze the body language shown in this seven-day-old picture of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo if I wasn't already aware of the fact that they just split. It seems like they've been doing that for the entire three years they've been dating, but now it's official and confirmed by her publicist.
It was only three weeks ago that Vanessa was talking about the 10 carat diamond she wanted and reassuring everyone that her relationship with Lachey was on solid ground. I'...
Dear Christina, there comes a time in every woman's life when gravity has fully introduced itself to her body. This. Is. Your. Time.
Also, after inspecting 62 pics of Ricci at the Los Angeles Film Festival, I have concluded that the streak down the front of her dress is neither a wrinkle nor a pattern in the material. In the past month, this poor girl has lost her bra, her washing machine and her finace.
Megan Fox was nice enough to swing by on her way to a toga party -- God, why c...
Lily Allen dined at Nobu in London last night donning a platinum blond wig. Why do celebs wear Frisbee-sized sunglasses and completely obvious wigs when trying to appear incognito? It's like saying "I'm pretending I don't want to be detected but I'm so relieved all the paps that my publicist called are here!"
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Audrina Patridge, the artist formerly known as "Ceiling Eyes", has a pilot deal in place with MTV. It's another "reality show" that will document her personal and professional life. Basically it's a single-size serving of The Hills.
There is only one upcoming project that sounds less fascinating than Audrina's yet-to-be-titled show, and that is The Social Network -- yep, apparently some yo-yo thought we wanted to watch a film that tells the story of how Facebook was born....
Amy Winehouse is basically in St. Lucia almost all the time, save when her court dates require her to return to London. Now, she wants to live there as a permanent resident.
If St Lucia's former governor Jeff Fedee has his way, the residents of the Caribbean island will not roll out the welcome mat for the Rehab singer that's in need of rehab. Fedee wrote a letter to the St. Lucia Star in which he characterized Winehouse as a "tattooed reptile" who would bring "untold human suffering" to t...
What in the Courtney Love of God is going on with this train wreck? Love was seen yesterday on the streets of New York City looking like a concentration camp victim.
So I started researching to see what other than heroin Courtney has been up to lately, and supposedly she's doing some Hole reunion -- and I fully admit that saying "Hole reunion" brings out the adolescent 16-year-old that lurks within me. There's just one problem: Her Hole bassist Melissa Auf der Maur knows nothing of ...
A couple of things here: Obviously, just what the hell does Chloe Sevigny think she's wearing? Ankle boots, patchy tanner and cut offs -- really Chloe?
Secondly, Chloe wore this charming little gem while hosting the Launch of the Nightlife Preservation Community. I Googled this organization to see what it was all about. I thought it had something to do with protecting endangered nocturnal animals or something like that. Alas, this group is dedicated to a different type of philanthropy...
“These are vulgar anti-gay slurs that feed a climate of hatred and intolerance toward our community. For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, ‘The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,’ is incredibly dangerous. It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes.”
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SJP and Matthew Broderick are the proud parents of twin girls born this morning via surrogate. No word yet on names for the babes, but since they named their first child James, I think we can safely assume that these two won't be called Armchair and Ottoman or anything of that genre.
I'm sure the celebs are thrilled and relieved to have their healthy babies, but I bet that surrogate is the most overjoyed to have these high-profile celebuspawns out of her uterus. Between the threats an...