Fill in the Blank: Pamela Anderson is a(n) _____________ November 10, 2009WendiePamela Anderson Pamela Anderson has been hanging out (lit.er.ally) in her trailer that is currently a home that she shares with her sons Brandon and Dylan. She claims that she isn't poor, she likes living in her double-wide whilst construction carries on at her main residence in Malibu. Her little darlings, spawn created with the sperm of Tommy Lee, appear to be following in their dad's footsteps. And Pam's reaction to it all doesn't sound strong enough to keep them from going down the same path as Lee. The fo...
Let’s Talk About Sex … Tapes November 10, 2009WendieCarrie Prejean, Jennifer Lopez Carrie Prejean -- yep, she's still around -- was on Sean Hannity's show last night to talk about her solo sex tape. I know the folks at the Miss California pageant are happy that tape exists (a tape of Carrie masturbating for her boyfriend at the time), because about 20 seconds after they showed it to Prejean she dropped her lawsuit. Ah ... the power of a masturbation tape ... truly, the power of one. Anyway, it's clear that Sean Hannity totally backs up Prejean. He wrote the forward for her book "...
Quotables November 10, 2009WendieBrandy, Madonna “There was this really earnest college student with his backpack on who wanted to do his first film, and then Madonna wanted to produce it. I was like, ‘Madonna? I don’t think this is her film. I remember this one producer told me that he had found Precious—and it was going to be Brandy. Excuse me? I literally almost hung up on him.” Sapphire, the author of Precious, in an Entertainment Weekly interview. Apparently, I'm not the only one who wants to disconnect with people who think Brandy has acting talent or the ability to properly affix false e...
Travolta Family Looking Good! November 10, 2009Wendiejohn travolta, Kelly Preston The Travolta family made their first official red carpet appearance since the death of their son and brother Jett. The occasion? The premiere of Old Dogs starring ... the whole family! Specifically, it's an acting debut for John and Kelly's daughter, Ella Bleu -- it was her night. Also there: Robin Williams with his very grown up looking daughter Zelda, Billy "Yes, I'm Still Alive" Idol, a virtually unrecognizable Joey Lawrence, and Lori Loughlin who was sporting the pointiest chin I...
The Folks at the Weinstein Company Should be Ashamed of Themselves November 10, 2009WendieUncategorized Oftentimes I'll put up a heading that makes you wonder what the article is truly about. Not today. Today is a day for blatant statements. Colin Firth is the star of an upcoming film titled The Single Man. This is Tom Ford's -- yes, designer Tom Ford -- directorial debut and he's responsible for Trailer #1. The Weinstein Company is responsible for trailer #2 in which they basically threw visual bleach over the entire preview. It tells a completely different story of the film; almost all refe...
Rachel Zoe Heave-Ho November 9, 2009WendieRachel Zoe Oh. My. God. Guyyyyyyyzzzzz, like, Rachel Zoe literally fired her assistant Taylor last Friday. Oh, I die! Miserable Taylor "Everything in the World Hurts Including This Horrible Job, Kindness and Sun on my Skin" Jacobsen -- we've seen plenty of her carping on The Rachel Zoe Project -- sent an e-mail to her contacts that made it sound like she quit as opposed to being like, canned: "After four amazing years at Rachel Zoe Corporation, I’m saddened and exhilarated at the same time to announce my departure. After much thought an...
Morrissey Returns to Stage, Leaves Minutes Later November 9, 2009WendieMorrissey When Morrissey isn't occupied collapsing on stage, he's running off stage like he did this weekend. Morrissey was in the middle of his second song during a Liverpool concert -- he just started up his tour again after being ill -- when a concertgoer threw a beer bottle at the singer's head. I've read some articles that say it was a plastic bottle that was tossed. I don't know if the material matters, Morrisey was fine, but immediately stopped singing, said "goodbye" and walked off the stage. Now, t...
Sesame Street Bias November 9, 2009WendieUncategorized Conservatives caught wind of this 36-second clip of Sesame Street re-run -- it originally aired during the Bush presidency and ran again last week -- and they are not amused. Well, at least some of them don't think it's very funny. If you can't watch, let me break it down for you: Oscar the Grouch starts his own network called GNN (Grouchy News Network). Right here, I gotta say, that's funny shit and not just for the toddler set. I've been laughing about it for at least 17 seconds. A ...
America Rejects Cameron Diaz’s Box November 9, 2009WendieUncategorized There were a couple of surprises at the box office this weekend. Jim Carrey's A Christmas Carol delivered on the low end of expectations, pulling in $31M. Michael Jackson's This Is It is still pulling in big bucks even though "It" wasn't the two-week limited engagement that it was originally hyped as. The Men Who Stare at Goats premiered in third place, despite trailer commercials running every twenty minutes for the past two weeks. Precious -- an Oprah Winfrey Production -- also premiered this week...
Sharon Osbourne: One. Classy. Broad. November 6, 2009WendieSharon Osbourne It's Friday and I'm sick of Hollywood. Enjoy this clip of America's Got Talent's judge Sharon Osbourne appearing on the Opie and Anthony radio show, calling Britain's Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle "a hairy arsehole." Of course, she made sure to cushion all her bitchy comments with proclamations of "God love her." S.O. is such a twat....
Oprah Shares Cover of Her Magazine With Ellen, Gets Heavily Photoshopped to Make Room November 6, 2009WendieEllen Degeneres, Oprah Winfrey Oprah doesn't like sharing her magazine cover. It's not one of her favorite things. She's only ever shared with Michelle Obama before this December's issue. After Ellen Degeneres' aggressive campaigning, she appears with Big O on not one, but two covers. I love Ellen, even if I don't understand her love of all things O. You know what else I don't love? Oprah's constant yammering about living her authentic self. Just how many whacks of Photoshop's warp brush tool do you think O's saddlebags were treated to? Even in discussing the shoot, Oprah said "When Ellen arrived at the photo shoot for our cover, ...
Lindsay Lohan Begged Her Mother to Stay With Abusive Dad November 6, 2009WendieDina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan I'm just going to stop talking about the Lohan battle of the written word after today, because they have definitely entered Gosselin territory. Michael Lohan released random, recorded phone call tapes to Radar Online and RO has deftly crafted a major "Exclusive Breaking News" type of story out of them. Every. Day. If you've been smart enough to avoid all the updates, let me get you up to speed. Michael wants Linds in rehab. Linds doesn't want to go. Dina tried to get Linds to ...