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Kara DioGuardi, the American Idol fourth judge that no one understands the purpose of, got married this weekend in ... Maine.
She married Michael McCuddy, a general contractor, this'll never work and told People just a couple months ago about how, because he's from Maine, he doesn't like fancy things.  "He's from Maine.  He likes that earthy girl, just-out-of-the-shower look."  So, in the spirit of all things unadorned, she wore a Vera Wang gown and $250,000 worth of Neil Lane dia...
Joyce DeWitt, Janet Wood on Three's Company, got arrested this weekend for a DUI. What will all her friends at the flower shop say?Â
I don't know if I can even spit this out, but there is talk of a movie adaptation of T.J. Hooker. That show was crap to begin with, so basically its a craptatation.
Bret Michael's tour bus was involved in a crash over the weekend. Everyone is fine, but after Bret's broken nose last month, I can safely conclude that this is the most media coverage ...
Rumer Willis -- would we know of this child if it were not for her parentage? -- is all set to assume a role on the new 90210 this fall.
She'll be playing an outspoken lesbian student named Gia -- of course her name will be Gia -- who works at the school newspaper. So,basically she's Andrea -- and you better say it like "Aundrea" -- without the steady boyfriend.
I'll tell you exactly how this storyline is going to unfold, so that you can spare yourself the next couple of seasons of this ...
I love when Lindsay Lohan takes to Twitter. Any thoughts on what she finds "most amazing"? I didn't think she found anything amazing that wasn't a derivative of the coca plant. Shows what I know.
For more interesting, though admittedly less coke-fueled, tweets follow Beet here, Kelly here, and me here....
Chris Brown dodged jail for beating up Rihanna. Â Instead of learning his lesson and trying to live a somewhat drama-free life, he spent Saturday night making out with Kanye West's on-again, off-again girlfriend Amber Rose. Â
Don Juan Chris, 20, arrived at Sean Combs' and Ashton Kutcher's party with his Rihanna look-alike on his arm, but eventually ditched her in favor of a public make out session with Kanye's 26-year-old woman.  What, I beg of you, what is the appeal of this man boy?Â
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Robert Pattinson has taken a break from vampiring while he films Remember Me in New York City. Â According to insiders, the pantywaist is troubled by all the attention his fame garners. Â
"Robert is dying to get back home," says an insider. "He's so over everything. He's overwhelmed by all the girls — they terrify him! He says girls grab his neck and clothing all of the time, and he’s not used to that. Fans don’t do that to him in London. Everyone there is a little cooler about the f...
Please, caption this and I expect more imagination than "Running For Office." Â
Sarah Palin, as she appears on the Runner's World website.  Did anyone ever know she was this hot?...