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Thank Goodness The Academy Has Extended The Best Picture Category To Ten Nominees

16833612brookeshields79200933319pm Brooke Shields is heading to the big screen and let me tell you, this is going to be a good movie.  When I say "a good movie" I mean "a funny movie."  And when I mean "a funny movie" what I really mean is "sooooo damn funny that such a piss-poor movie was ever produced."  Even the title is bad. Brooke has signed on to costar with Brendan Fraser in a movie called Furry Vengeance and no, it's not porn.  As if the mere presence of Brendan Fraser wasn't synonymous with box office gold, ch...

Lily Allen Really, Really Likes Her Top.

Lily Allen You know that you've spent too much time researching celebrities when you start to recognize their re-dos of outfits.  Lily Allen is currently really into a black and white tunic that's spending time in her closet. She wore it on June 22nd to Nobu.   She wore it on July 1st walking on the streets of London.   She wore it -- kinda -- last night at the MontreuxJazz Festival in Switzerland. Someone, get this girl some new clothes!  Preferably, something that fits!...

Dr. Arnold Klein Speaks Again About Maybe Possibly Kinda Sorta Not Being The Father Of Michael Jackson’s Kids

Michael Jackson's dermatologist Dr. Arnold Klein continued his media tour yesterday, appearing on CNN's Larry King Live.  Obviously, he was asked again if he was the parent of any of MJ's children, and again he gave a total non-answer.  In this interview, Dr. Klein admitted that he once donated sperm to a sperm bank but notto Michael Jackson directly.  He won't just say "No, I'm not the father."  And the reason for that?  Well, nothing has been announced yet, but I suspect a book deal is in the wo...

Emma Watson Explains Wardrobe Malfunction, But …

You'll remember that Emma Watson flashed her underwear at the Harry Potter London premiere the other day.  Last night she appeared on Late Show with David Letterman to explain the wardrobe malfunction.  And, you know, Emma Watson is very charming and beautiful and gracious, but while watching this clip I had only one question that kept running through my mind:  Is her underwear showing?  Again?...

Speaking of Perverts …

15910204morganfreeman792009102249am We weren't really speaking of perverts, but it sounds like we are now. Morgan Freeman and his wife Myrna split in December, 2007 after 24 years of marriage.  A new report is out that claims Morgan and his wife had an open marriage and each pursued relationships outside the marriage.  You know, I have never understood open marriages.  I think it's fine to schtup a bunch of people if that's what you want, but why be married?  To experience the joy of joint tax returns and time with the ...

I Had A Feeling Brit Was Getting A Little Crazy Again

Britney Spears I hope this isn't true, but according to new reports, Britney was caught by her conserva-dad popping pills and washing them down with Red Bull.  A source said, "Britney was definitely trying to get high by taking too many diet pills and energy drinks.  Jamie thinks the combination of the two is making her whacked-out and, causing her to lash out in weird angry rampages.  Britney uses green-tea supplements, [Lab 88’s herbal ephedra-free] Metabo Speed XXX, Dexatrim and apple cider vinegar to c...

I Finally Have An Excuse To Post a Shauna Sand Picture!

Shauna Sands There are a few "celebrities" who have their pictures show up on the paparazzi wire almost every day.  Shauna Sand is one of them.  And I always want to write something about her just so you can all see the ridiculous photos.  However, there is never a story to tell about this petrified piece of acrylic  -- though Kelly managed one a couple weeks ago and I was very jealous -- other than talking about how she used to be married to Lorenzo Lamas years ago.   And I know that none of us c...

Kinda Makes The Annie Leibovitz Pictures Seem So Tame, Doesn’t It?

mileycyruslounging Miley's back to being Miley, lounging around looking all sexual.  Remember when she was in Vanity Fair and she had a kinda, sorta ambiguous slutty, "I Just Got Out Of The Shower, Thanks For Having Me" look going on?  Is thispic of our Christian and virginal Miley taken for August's Elle blatant enough for you? Anyway, Miley's working hard plugging her new clothing line that she's been working on in partnership with Max Azria.  I love when people take their non-essential projects and try to attach serious social meaning to them.  I'm going to use her exact quote to ensure that I don't miss a "li...

Plagiarism Not Involving Coldplay?

Normally, when I hear "plagiarism," I immediately think "Chris Martin," but there's a new "Gee, this song sounds familiar" case out there, and it doesn't involve Coldplay.  There's a musician Adam Freeland who composed an interlude track for his 2008 album "Cope",  titled "Mancry."  He claims that Black Eyed Peas heavily borrowed from his piece of work and applied it to their new song, "Party All The Time."  Too heavily borrowed -- their lawyers are involved. What do you think?  I listene...
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