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Guilt

57751249jenniferaniston710200922050pm I fully admit that I'm tough on Jennifer Aniston.  I'd really have no issue with her if it wasn't for the near-constant interviews in which she talks about Brad Pitt.  Her neediness seems only to be overshadowed by her chin.  But now she's gone and done something really nice that I must acknowledge ... and I feel a little guilty for being so harsh. Aniston has been in New York filming the thriller The Bounty with Gerard Butler.  Over the Fourth of July weekend, she paid every crew memb...

Madonna and Family Leave Paris

58227ep_madonna_b-gr_01madonna Madonna -- and I'm convinced she gave up Botox, because there's some actual emoting happening -- departed the Ritz-Carlton in Paris today with all four of her children in tow.  Her newest, Mercy, is really a very beautiful child.  I feel so bad for David because he's being raised to be a Yankees fan.  Can we get CPS involved somehow? Lourdes and Rocco -- "The Bios" -- brought up the rear.  There will be more jet-setting as Madge continues the European leg of her "Sticky & Sweet" tour...

Chaz Bono Debuts New Look Gender

16866294chazbono7102009121156pm1 Chaz Bono appeared at the opening night of Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Film Festival AKA L.A. Outfest last night with his girlfriend Jennifer Elia on his arm.  This was Bono's first public appearance since announcing his decision to transition to the male gender. I know that many transgendered people say that they knew in their earliest years that they were meant to be the opposite gender.  And I believe them.  But, seriously, Chaz Bono dresses exponentially better as a dude than he ever ...

Mel Gibson Puts His Hand Up A Beaver For New Role

16681160melgibson7102009111645am Mel Gibson has signed on to accept the leading role in Jodie Foster's latest directorial effort (she'll also play the wife of Mel's character), The Beaver.  The movie centers on Mel's character, a depressed man, and how he finds levity by wearing a beaver puppet named Sugar Tits.  Okay, I'm lying about the Sugar Tits part, but the rest is the truth.  Do you feel like you're being Punk'd right now?  Because you aren't.  Are you checking your calendar to see if it's April 1st?  It isn't....

Paris Hilton Hated By Court Reporter

Paris Hilton Paris Hilton appeared in a Miami courtroom yesterday to testify in a civil lawsuit that was filed against her by the investors of the movie Pledge This.  They claim that Paris didn't do enough to promote the pic -- she was the executive producer even though she was unaware of what that meant -- and are seeking $8M. Didn't the court reporter do a great rendering of our gal Paris?  More actual pics in the gallery of Paris working it in the court's parking lot. [gallery]...

I Need Some Television, People.

God, there is hardly anything on television during the summer and I'm losing my mind over it.  How do I fill my hours each evening?  Will I have to resort to ... reading?  The Television Editor over at Boston Now (as well as the author of a great column titled "Two Tivos to Paradise") pretty much keeps me up to date on what summer shows premiere and when.  It's pretty helpful, since I don't know how to work my program guide or my DVR.   Speaking of summer shows, I do have one favo...

Jim Carrey To Be A Grandfather

57573606jimcarrey79200953215pm It doesn't even seem possible that Jim Carrey is old enough to be a grandfather, but it's the next role he's slated for. Carrey confirmed to E! News that his only child, 21-year-old Jane is expecting her first child with her longtime boyfriend, Nitro.  He's in music -- he fronts the band Blood Money -- and his real name is Alex Santana, but can you just imagine the joy of learning that your daughter is knocked up by a dude who answers to Nitro?  Ah, young love. Hey, does this make Jenny...

What Is Mickey Rourke Doing?

Mickey Rourke Now that Mickey Rourke has rebounded and is probably somewhat flush again, it seems he's throwing some of his newly-earned cash at his plastic surgeon ... though I do find it near impossible that he's actually paying someone to do this to his face. Back in the '80s, there was a show called Beauty and the Beast starring Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton.  Just from the title you can probably figure out the plot.  In a greatly abridged nutshell, Vincent the man-beast falls in love with Catherine...

Gwyneth Paltrow Detoxes, Still Can’t Get Rid Of Self-Righteousness

16644158gwynethpaltrow79200944534pm At a time when websites are closing down left and right GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow's site that promotes spiritual betterment through buying quality cashmere, lives on.  In her most recent entry, Gwyn acts like an ass by talking about what's coming out of her ass.  If you eat healthy and take care of yourself -- and you'd think that working out with Madge would qualify -- you shouldn't need to do a detox.  But she ballooned to a size four, so off to the colonic spa she went.   Here a...

Sisterly Love Gone Oh So Wrong

57293398maureenmccormack79200940540pm Oprah is working on a Brady Bunch reunion -- and no, I don't know why -- and all surviving members are on board, except one.  According to Marsha, Marsha, Marsha (or, whatever, actress Maureen McCormick), Eve Plumb (Jan) won't be attending.  McCormick blogged:  "All of us said yes except for one person, Eve Plumb, who used to be my best friend but now apparently wants to distance herself from the show and, most troubling, from me ... I have no idea why, unless she's mad at the joke I ma...
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