Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Vanessa Hudgens To Be Seen Naked … On Purpose This Time

16814937vanessahudgens713200933943pm Disney darling Vanessa Hudgens is set to star later this year in a new movie titled Sucker Punch.  The plot centers around a group of institutionalized girls who delve into a fantasy world.  Hudgens' character is a hooker in a 1950's brothel so we can expect lots of (intentional, this time) nudity.  Doesn't this sound Oscar-worthy? Vanessa admits of her wardrobe, "there's not a whole lot of clothes!"  She also confesses to doing things she "would never have imagined doing."  Sure, Vanessa.  I'm sure strutting around naked was such a stretch for you.  Whatever you need to say to keep your owners Disney happ...

If You Need a Job, Apply at American Idol

57715954ryanseacrest713200932005pm I told you a couple weeks ago about Simon Cowell's monstrous new salary of  $144M to do one more season of American Idol.  Now, Ryan Seacret has hammered out his own deal which will bring him $15M a year for the next three years just to insult Simon Cowell host AI.  This figure obviously makes him the highest paid reality television host on air.  If American Idol isn't on the air for another three years, Seacrest would be obligated to host another reality show produced by AI's parent co...

It’s Over!

15919139jessicasimpson713200921627pm Oh, man!  Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson on Thursday -- the night before her 29th birthday! Originally, Jess planned to have a Barbie and Ken party, but ended up Tweeting "Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!"  Another Tweet on Sunday read "Everyone needs to know that hope floats ... grab the strings and pull it back to you." A source spoke with People and said "She is heartbroken.  She loves Tony. But it'...

Bruno Terrorist is Suing Mad

Ayman Abu Aita appears in Sacha Baron Cohen's newest movie Bruno -- see clip above -- as a terrorist group leader.  And Aita is really mad about that depiction.  "[Baron Cohen] said this was a film going to help the Palestinian cause.  When I heard (four days ago) what this film was about I really didn't believe it." Last week Cohen went on Late Show With David Letterman and explained how he tracked down a terrorist and met him at an undisclosed location to interview for his movie.  Aita c...

Beautiful Headache

Oksana Grigorieva, knocked up girlfriend of Mel Gibson has released a video for her newest single, "Beautiful Heartache."  When I wrote a not completely defamatory post about her last song, she Facebook friend requested me within ten minutes of publishing.  I expect to be blocked after she catches wind of this post.  But ... What the hell does this video (and song) mean?  All I can interpret is "I love you, (I love the way you wear your skin,) I'll do anything for you, even if you want to throw ...

You Know It’s Bad When You Can’t Get Russell Brand To Have Sex With You

57394092russellbrand7132009104857am Normally, I don't believe anything The Sun reports, but in my heart of hearts I'm hoping this story is true.  It seems that Lindsay tried to bed Russell Brand -- or get "the dinkle treatment" as the British tabs like to call it -- over the past few weeks that she's seen him on the party circuit and he's been ... declining.  A source said, "He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.” Now, you m...

Levi Johnston Wouldn’t Vote For Sarah Palin

In Levi Johnston's continuing attempt to extend his long-expired fifteen minutes of fame, he spoke at a press conference last Thursday in which he claimed that Sarah Palin resigned for financial reasons.  Johnston recounted tales of the Palin family lamenting their inability to accept book and reality television deals due to Sarah's political obligations.  He believes that is the motivating force behind Palin's hasty departure from government. Levi -- and this dude's only accomplishment...

LaToya Jackson Calls Michael’s Death Murder

56553209latoyajackson713200983810am  Jackson has erased any doubt as to where she stands on the death of her brother Michael.  In a four-hour interview with News of the World, she shares her belief that her brother was murdered for his money and Beatles song catalog.  "We don't think just one person was involved in the murder. It was a conspiracy to get Michael's money.  I know who did it and I won't rest until I nail them!"  While LaToya is busy screwing the suspects, I hope the police get involved in making some arrests. She also discussed the condition of Jackson's body as more evidence supporting her theory of foul play.  "He had many needle marks on ...

Of Course Joe Jackson Made Money Off Michael’s Death

57805940joejackson710200952844pm Joe Jackson granted an interview to ABC news -- you can watch a clip here -- in which he spoke about his son Michael's death.  He stated that he truly believes MJ died at the hands of foul play and also alluded to Michael's children being in show business.  Some people never learn ...  Even when asked what he remembered most about his son, it was about his performing ability.  I haven't heard this man talk at all about Michael, the person. There is a protocol followed by most major new...

The Best News I’ve Heard All Week

56117350rachaelray710200943407pm Rachael Ray had surgery last week to remove a benign cyst from her vocal cords.  Actually, the best news I could have heard all week would have been that the surgeon sneezed during a critical phase of operating and accidentally severed her vocal cords altogether.  But, since she hasn't been rendered speechless, at least she'll stop sounding like a fisher cat in heat.  Or Brooke Hogan trying to sing.   Feel better soon, Rachael!...

Ben Affleck: Jennifer Lopez Is Icky

1734204benaffleck710200934642pm Is Ben Affleck becoming the new Jennifer Aniston?  It's entirely possible, because he recently spoke with Contact Music about the time that he was one half of the duo Bennifer. BEN AFFLECK has spoken out about his high-profile relationship with former girlfriend JENNIFER LOPEZ - insisting it was bad for his movie career. The actor began dating the singer in 2002 after starring in Gigli with her, and the pair later became engaged before splitting up shortly before their scheduled wedding in 20...
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