I don't even know where to begin. First of all, what is Samantha Ronson doing with my beautiful lesbian crush Portia De Rossi? According to my close scrutinizing, she's just sharing a lighter. Let's hope it stays that way. I don't want my Portia anywhere near Sam "Concert T" Ronson.
Secondly, why is my beautiful lesbian crush looking like the general unwashed masses? It's her job to look stately and stunning and lipstick-ish. Her clothes are dirty and she's ... she's wearing her ce...
This is really sad! A stage that was being constructed in Marseilles, France collapsed today. Seven workers were injured and one was killed. There has been no confirmed word on how the accident happened. Some reports claim that the roof was two-thirds complete when it became unsteady and collapsed.
Madonna was quick to release a statement: "I am devastated to have just received this tragic news. My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families, along with my deepest sympathy to all those affected by this heartbreaking news."
Sunday's Marseilles concert has been cancelled. />This is really sad! A stage that was being constructed in Marseilles, France collapsed today. Seven workers were injured and one was killed. There has been no confirmed word on how the accident happened. Some reports claim that the roof was two-thirds complete when it became unsteady and collapsed.
Madonna was quick to release a statement: "I am devastated to have just received this tragic news. My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families, along with my deepest sy...
To be fair, Omer Bhatti has been on the scene and claiming to be Michael Jackson's son for years now. But now that the King of Pop is dead, Bhatti is asking for a DNA test. Not to lay claim to Jackson's fortune -- of course not -- but to settle the burning question that lurks in the mind of him and, well, no one else: Did Michael Jackson father a child 20-something years ago via a Norwegian one-night stand?
Some sources say that Michael referred to Bhatti as his son after meeting him in 1996. A you...
As a child who grew up watching The Love Boat, I'm a really big fan of the completely illogical and seemingly impossible reunion that unfolds against the backdrop of the Aloha deck. Alas, it is not to be for Jessica and Nick.
I never understood why these two split in the first place -- this picture was taken nine days before they announced that they were divorcing -- but apparently they won't be doing lunch, even though Nick is recently single and Jessica was unceremoniously dumped by Dallas...
I'm so aggravated right now. Mischa Barton has been placed on a 5150. For those of you who weren't paying attention back when Britney got the crazies, that's an involuntary psychiatric hold. I'm pissed.
Quite frankly, in my dating days, nothing could kill my ability to orgasm quicker than a guy saying he wanted to get married. It's like, once that boundary was crossed, I could never "go there" again. I'm not sure how my husband dodged that bullet, but whatever.
The same theory...
I promise you, it's short, sweet and doesn't involve any lawsuits. Yet.
TMZ has uncovered a recording of a song titled "A Place With No Name". It was recorded by Michael Jackson in the past few years. Now, if you don't have speakers, or you're at work and can't listen to this track right now, it's America's "Horse With No Name" but with different lyrics.
Take a listen here and by all means, let me know what you think!...
Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson appeared at the Espy Awards last night clad in something that can only be described "the exact same dress my 1970's Marie Osmond Barbie wears." Shawn: a) Who is your stylist? b) Does your stylist hate you? I'll give you a clue: The answer to Part B is "Yes."
There were a bunch of athletic-y, sports people there -- probably because the Espy is a sports award -- whose names I have in the picture file extensions. I recognize very few, but I was sur...
It's a rare celebrity that I'll dedicate an entire photo gallery to, but Courtney Love? Yeah, she's worth it. Courtney spent last night hanging out on a park bench outside a New York City hotel making friends with some random dude. Now, I know she's been sober for four years, but I think she's Mischa Barton brand of "sober", meaning she doesn't share needles.
I'm currently working on securing a two-for-one deal that will get both Court and Misch -- yes, we're on a one syllable terms -...
"My dream role would be to play music legend Carol Channing in a biopic of her life. I love her, I really do. She's amazing."
Johnny Depp in a Mirror U.K. interview, discussing his dream role. I'd also like to take this opportunity to make a quick and silent prayer that this never happens....
TMZ is reporting that Orlando Bloom's home was burgled and $500,000 in jewelry, including two very valuable watches, was stolen. Bloom wasn't home at the time.
My initial reaction to these stories is always the same: "Who leaves a half-million dollars in jewelry on their dresser?" Seriously. However, TMZ is also reporting that police state that this is not a typical and random crime. Translation: It's probably an employee who did the stealing.
Either way, let's hope a) Or...