Man, we need some decent celebrity gossip! Isn't it time for Katie Holmes to admit that she's pregnant with an alien?
Meanwhile, I've been reduced to stories such as this. Folks, the Taco Bell chihuahua, Gidget, has gone to the big chalupa in the sky. Yes, she died from a stroke at the ripe, old age of 15.
Earlier this year, Gidget's trainer, Sue Chipperton revealed to People that the pup was so low maintenance, "...it's like looking after a plant."
No word yet on, errr ... f...
Two point one million of you crazies watched Lindsay Lohan in Labor Pains on ABC Family last Sunday. Though two million really isn't a huge crowd, it was the best rated television cable movie (in the female demographic) that ABC Family ran all week. What does this mean?
Let's talk about what it doesn't mean. It doesn't mean it was a scintillating plot and it doesn't mean that Lindsay Lohan should be preparing her "I never expected this" prime-time Emmy award acceptance speech. It means that women are catty and women tuned in ...
Billy Joel is dating. Again. Already. You may recall that he and wife Katie Joel announced their split just last month. According to Page Six --and take it with a grain of salt because they're on my shit list right now for making me believe that Jennifer Love Hewitt was engaged again -- Billy is seeing The Young and the Restless actress Alex Donnelley. Page Six's source says that the two met backstage during one of Billy's concerts and now spend time together at Joel's Sag Harbor home.
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It looks like Leann Rimes' married boyfriend, actor Eddie Cibrian, is finally free to see other people, since his wife dumped him on his ass. I'm happy for him. I find that lifetime commitment puts such a damper on dating. His wife, Brandi Glanville spoke to Us magazine about the split. "Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn[Rimes] deserve each other." I love when scorned women speak to the media!
And really, Glanville should be pissed. Last month a seco...
I just had to show you this week's People magazine cover. Discussion continues about Twilight actor Robert Pattinson's love life while Walter Cronkite, the most trusted man in America, gets sent to the corner. What the hell is wrong with this country?...
Let's play "Guess The Drug" today. Sadly, it's not an embeddable clip, but click here to watch an interview from last month when Mischa Barton attended the Harrod's Summer Sale. Watch all the way to the end so that you don't miss a moment of slurring, swaying or fake British accent. When you're done hearing Misch talk about her fashion icons and super-exclusive handbag line, return here and tell me what substance(s) she is on. Is that a pot daze or a coke glaze?
In response to yesterday's re...
"I definitely had a thing with Kristen. Your first impulse is to ask her for her phone number."
Robert Pattinson, confirming to Bop magazine that he had some sort of interaction with his Twilight co-start Kristen Stewart that extended beyond on-camera vampiring.
Now that this burning question has been answered, can I return to not caring?...
Hailey Glassman has granted an interview to People, in which she shares how thrilled her family is that their 22-year-old daughter has hooked up with a decade-older father of eight. "They love him. They think of him as part of the family. They think things happen for a reason. The most important thing is if someone fits in with my family ... This is perfect. It just fits."
Glassman also raved about Jon's cooking. "He's a great cook. He cooks roasted veggies with special seasoning and s...
They're baaaaack! After a four-year break, VH1 is bringing back the Divas concert special. In a press release, the network has announced that they have confirmed Leona Lewis, Kelly Clarkson, Adele and Miley Cyrus for the September 17th event. Seriously, Miley Cyrus is a diva? Are you even eligible to be a diva at 16? They have four more performers to announce and Taylor Swift better not be on that list. She's talented and all, but so not a diva.
Who would you have on the list? Katy Perry? Lady ...
Harry Potter actor Jamie Waylett pled guilty last week to charges of growing marijuana. In a move that assures me that special celebrity treatment is a practice that exists both here and across the pond, the actor, who could have been sentenced to 14 years, received a punishment of 120 hours of community service.
Apparently you don't get as harsh a sentence if the drugs you grow are for your own personal use. Or, if you're famous, natch....