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Even Newsweek Thinks Katherine Heigl is a Twat

57947371katherineheigl7272009101411am Aw, even mainstream media such as Newsweek has turned on Katie Heigl.  They've published a not-so-complimentary piece on their website highlighting the most annoying parts of the Grey's Anatomy actress.  What's going on?  I guess people are tiring of the constant smoking, the constant whining, and her general inability to let something go (Isaiah Washington). How did Katherine Heigl fall so far and so fast in esteem? Part of it is pure sexism. Every decade has a Most Annoying Actress (not that long ago, Jennifer Love Hew...

Today In Worst Idea Ever

56669354rihanna727200983708am How many different hotels do you think there are in New York City?  I don't know the exact number, but I think we can all agree that there are quite a few.  So, why in the world did Rihanna and Chris Brown -- the two who aren't supposed to be within 50 yards of one another -- both stay at the Trump International Hotel & Tower this weekend? The two singers checked into separate rooms on Friday.  They then spent the next two days coming and going in separate cars.  Saturday evening, B...

It Seems Like I Write Cat Cora Baby Announcements All. The. Time.

57359530catcora724200943239pm This morning, I read that Iron Chef's Cat Cora had a baby.  My initial reaction:  "Wait.  How did she do that?  Didn't she just have a baby three months ago?"  I just feel like I'm always reporting that Cat has given birth to a boy. As it turns out, Cat's wife, Jennifer gave birth to Cat's biological son, Thatcher Julius, in April.  Cat gave birth to a boy that I believe is her wife's biological son, Nash Lemuel Cora, at the end of last week.   Nash joins, in addition to Thatcher, older brothers Zoran and Caje.  I have no idea which kid is biologically linked to ...

As Acting Offers Dry Up, Lindsay Enrolls In Job Training Program

90724p1_lohan_b-gr_09 Last night Lindsay showed up at Millions of Milkshakes in L.A.   Perez Hilton was somewhere in the swarm, Twittering that Lindsay actually tipped off the paps that she would be there.  Which, you know, I'm sure that's true, but she looked so shocked by the crowd when she arrived.  I'm starting to think LL does have some acting talent, after all. As the pictures show, the first thing the owner did was slap an apron on Linds who was basically sans bra and in a nightgown.  They went about...

Tennis Champ and Wife Welcome Twins

57847125rogerfederer724200931449pm Okay, so the #1 ranked tennis player in the world, Roger Federer and his new wife Mirka attended a post-tournament party a couple weeks back and I saw this picture of the two of them.  I almost posted it along with posing the question:  "If Roger Federer's wife is only expecting one baby, why does it look like her ass is ready to give birth to a kid all its own?"  I figured it was too mean -- I have a soft spot for the preggos -- but I was right on the money!  Should've listened to my insti...

Katy Perry Makes a Dicey Wardrobe Choice

16879611katyperry724200923742pm That was the worst headline ever and you all should totally be giving the finger to your monitors.  Right.  Now.  I deserve it.  But, it's Friday and it's a slow news day, Katy Perry has crazy eyes and I'm only human. Pictures of Katy Perry this morning -- Witness my restraint.  I'm not saying that she took a gamble by wearing that atrocious dress and I'm not saying that it looks like crap(s) -- performing outside the Today Show studios and admiring some plastic bananas.  Katy Perry. Â...

Kendra Wilkinson to Pen Biography, Expected to Sell Tens

57760565kendrawilkinson724200915539pm Kendra Wilkinson has a book deal.  Just let that sink in. Kendra Wilkinson has, in a complete stroke of genius, found yet another way to extend what should have been 22 seconds of fame into another business venture.  "I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.  I have a husband I adore, a baby on the way, and now my memoir is going to be published!" She should feel like the luckiest girl in the world.  It just isn't that easy to land a book deal.  It takes a very specific combination of talent, marketability (and in Kendra's c...

The Most Boring “Celebrities” On The Planet Hold A Press Conference

It's Friday, I'm feeling liberated, I'm just going to speak my mind -- because I'm usually so inhibited -- and tell it like it is.  I do not understand the attraction, appeal or interest related to the cast of Twilight.  They don't have enough spirit to hold up their heads or their moods.  That whole greasy, unwashed, flannel-donning era is so done,  Played out via grunge, Seattle, 1992. Anyway, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson did a press conference at Comic-Con in San Die...

Amy Winehouse Acquitted of Sobriety Assault Accusations

90724l2_winehouse_b_gr_03 Things are turning around for Amy Winehouse.  She's put on a couple of pounds, I think she's had some teeth replaced, and now she's been acquitted of assault charges.  As I mentioned yesterday, Winehouse had been accused of punching -- I mean, flinging her flea-bitten fist -- at a fan's face last fall. It seems that the judge bought Amy's defense that she is too short to punch someone in the face.  District Judge Timothy Workman found the singer not guilty since it could not be determined if the punch was intentional or not.  Basically, just about everyone involved in ei...

So You Think You Can Lip-Sync

Katie Holmes was on the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance last night.  (I always want to put a question mark at the end of that show title.)  I've got the clip for you.  Unless you want to watch Katie scratch herself and look dead in the eyes, fast forward to about the two-minute mark.  There, you can watch Katie lip-sync and look dead in the eyes.  Enjoy! Edited to add:  The reviews are in!  You know, I just cruised over to Twitter to see if Solange Knowles ever.  stopped.  copying.  me.  and saw that Shanna Moakler just posted this Tweet:  "I am fckn INSULTED, Katie Holmes how dare you! maybe if I suck Tom Cruise off I can be Ann Miller for a day. Shame Shame Shame."  Like, she seriously couldn't have sacrificed a comma o...
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