About 24 hours ago, I wrote about Taylor Momsen's newest interview with Teen Vogue in which she said that she can't relate to people her own age. Â I cannot lie: Â I thought Taylor was about 20 until I read that article. Â She turned 16 this past weekend, making her eight months younger than Miley Cyrus.
Remember when everyone was upset at the Vanity Fair pics in which Miley was wrapped in a sheet and looking slightly ravished?  Or the one of her and her dad that made them look a little bit like they belonged on an eHarmony b...
Remember when Lindsay said she was a workaholic? Â Do you think she meant alcoholic? Â Oops, sorry -- that was obvious. Â What I meant to say was, "Do you think she meant shopaholic?"
I need to understand Lindsay Lohan's technique of money management.  She spends her time making milkshakes and scenes yet can afford to shop at the toniest boutiques in Bev Hills.  I must be taught this method of finance immediately.
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I know you've all been sick and sleepless, worrying about the state of Mischa Barton. Â I'm happy to report that she's out of those chains that bind her, better known as a 5150, and in New York. Â Presumably, she's there to film for her new show, the one that I know is going to be a hit, The Beautiful Life.
I'd like to personally extend thanks to the mental health facility that helped to strip Misch of her lifelong liquid-eyeliner habit.  I know it's one day at a time, but I remain hope...
Every time two moderately famous women start in a movie together, cat fight rumors ensue. Â If they don't go for weekly mani/pedis, tattoo each other's name on their ass, and spend all their holidays together -- you know, if they aren't Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox -- the media creates stories of conflict. Â Usually, the stars are getting along just fine and the conflicting rumors are completely manufactured. Â Usually.
At Comic-Con, Scarlett Johansson tried to put to rest rumors that ...
I told you the other day that K-Fed was in talks to star in a reality show. Â And since being paid to take care of your own kids isn't necessarily riveting television, the producers needed another angle. Â Boy, do they have one -- weight loss! Â
Federline has to have gained close to 100 lbs. since his days with Brit. Â Come to think of it, I haven't seen him with his two older kids -- the ones he had with Shar Jackson -- lately. Â You don't think he ate them, do you? Â I think it's entirely possible that this fame whore has purposely pac...
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"It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.' Â I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."
Kid Rock talking to Rolling Stone about his general distaste for all things Twitter. Â Do people really still say "It's gay"? Â Apparently so....
Back in May, when it seemed like an Octomom reality show was going to become a -- well, reality, attorney Gloria Allred and former child star (Mickey Mouse Club) Paul Peterson filed suit to ensure that Nadya Suleman's children would be properly compensated and that a third party would oversee those monies. Â Suleman protested, citing family privacy and accusing Allred and Peterson of self-promoting. Â
Yesterday, a judge heard the case and ruled that a guardian ad litem would be assigned to mon...
Remember that book --L.A. Candy was the name, and it spent a moment, terrifyingly enough, at the top of the N.Y. Times Bestseller list -- that The Hills' Lauren Conrad "wrote"? Â It looks like her story may be made into a movie.
Lauren admits to hoping for a movie deal and is said to be weighing her options. Â She has options? Â There is more than one homeless, IV drug user that's interested in this project? Â It's at a level of making a pros and cons list to see which way to go with it? Â...
Here's Chris Brown nestled between two of NYC's finest before playing in the Entertainer's Basketball Classic at Harlem's Rucker Park yesterday.  Oh, life can be so ironic sometimes....
Tobey Maguire's mother and brother are set to star in a reality show of their own. Â Growing Up Maguire will focus on his mom Wendy as she shields her 15-year-old -- Tobey's brother Weston is into motocross and snowboarding -- from the evil glare of Hollywood. Â Does a reality show about protecting your kid from fame seem a little counter-intuitive?
And in news that blew my crown chakra to the ceiling, Amy Winehouse's father is releasing an album of Sinatra covers. Â Yep, taxi driver Mitch Winehouse -- that portly babe is pictured...
In a blog post titled "Soon to be featured in a shallow grave" Marilyn Manson wrote the following:
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I can, but do not need to defend myself And the absurd accusations that the average press has clinged onto. If we need a nude photo of me to prove that I am far different than the soon-to-be-murdered-in-their-home press has decided to fabricate, that is easy. But if one more "journalist" makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they ...
Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen is on the cover of August's Teen Vogue. Â Wait -- Teen Vogue is still in print? Â Apparently so.
Anyway, Momsen explains that even though she's only 16-years-old, she's much older on an intellectual level.  "I live a very adult life.  I have two different careers; I'm on tour.  What am I going to do, hang out with high school kids? I just can't relate to what they talk about – it seems so petty."Â
Momsen also talks about all the relationships she's been ...