Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Story I’ve Been Avoiding All Day

Joe Jackson, Randy Jackson, Katherine Jackson The Jackson family was in court today and Katherine Jackson was officially named permanent guardian of Michael's three children.  In itself, this isn't big news.  Kelly and I have both already reported about the $4M acquisition that made bio mom Debbie Rowe a whole lot richer.   But, similar to every episode of The Bachelor, there was a twist:  Michael's dermatologist, Arnie Klein sent representing counsel to the courtroom today.  His attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan raised non-specific objections to the custodial arrangement.  In addition, Klein wan...

Debbie Deborah Gibson’s Boyfriend Helps Her Get Rid Of Fat(?) Ass

70303a1_gibson_d_b_gr_03 You know, it would be only too easy to show you what Deborah Gibson looks like today.  Today she is seventeen pounds thinner thanks to a strict exercise and diet regimen designed by her preventative medicine boyfriend.  She started out wanting to lose five pounds, but then realized that she had much more to lose.  Or, her boyfriend threw some BMI charts at her and told her she had much more to lose. I'd rather show you the "before" picture.  I want to show you the Deborah that her boyfrie...

Look Who’s Still Biting Herself

Hey, guys!  This is video of the Elle U.K. photo shoot in which $400K worth of jewels disappeared.  You get to see Linds in action -- not stuffing necklaces in her bag, but modeling -- and one thing is evident:  She really likes biting herself. I thought LL would be more interesting on video rather than the photographs that we usually see of her sitting on Sam Ronson's doorstep.  I was wrong. The photographers seemed to think highly of her with the exception of the ridiculous amount of ha...

Can Everyone Please Start Watching 30 Rock?

30 Rock is only the best show on television, yet has almost been cancelled due to low ratings.  My friend John who writes at BLOG! For Your Life has been kind enough to take on the dubious task of stalking Alec Baldwin's personal blog as a means to keep me updated on the best show on television. I'm pretty sure that the show is back on the air in October and starts filming by the end of this month.  But here's the best news:  If you didn't start out watching 30 Rock, you can now catch it in reruns as they just landed a syndication deal.  Pe...

Mischa Barton Celebrates Her First Weekend Of Freedom By Dressing Badly, Partying

58039469mischabarton83200932556pm-1 Everything is status quo in Mischa's world.  After a couple weeks in a lockdown mental health facility, she tempted the fates by attending a party in New York City on her first weekend of freedom.  To be fair, she drank "water" and left by 10:40, but when you are in your earliest days of sobriety -- and so many reports point to Mischa having a substance abuse issue -- you need to be at home making macrame hanging plant holders, not at a club wearing them. I need to see how I can get into this loony bin to the stars.  Misch looks better than she has since she...

Video Evidence That I Have The Emotional Maturity of a 13-Year-Old

Seriously, for whatever reason, Tiger Woods farting on live television amuses me.  It could be because Woods always appears uptight and sans sense of humor.  Or it could be because I'm completely immature.  I'm thinking option two....

Ali Larter Marries! Beet Reportedly Devastated.

Ali Larter Heroes actress Ali Larter married Hayes MacArthur -- he's an actor that she met on the set of  2007's National Lampoon's Homo Erectus  -- this weekend in Kennebunkport, Maine.  If I remember correctly, Beet wants to have a lesbian affair is a little obsessed with Ali.  I'm not sure how she'll take this news. Now that Larter wore her Vera Wang dress and the big day is over, perhaps she can start eating again!...

Naomi Campbell Attacks Paparazzo. Surprisingly, Cell Phone Tossing Not Involved.

81210p2_campbell_b_gr_05 Naomi Campbell was vacationing in Italy with her boyfriend and a pap got too close.  Can you predict how this ends?  If you guessed that Naomi whacked the camera guy in the head with her bag, injured his eye with her fingernail and landed him in the hospital, you'd be right.  Oddly enough, she didn't stamp him with her trademark move:  Cellphone To The Head. Campbell has had a long history of rifling Blackberries at her help, abusing law enforcement issues over luggage issues at the ai...

Does This Feel “Early 2008” to Anyone?

Britney Spears I don't know, guys.  It was just the other day that I said it seems like Brit is really starting to look like her old self from the pre-pink wig era.  Now, she has the nerve to be seen out at Grand Star Jazz Club with crazy eyes and bad hair until 4 a.m.  Is Unstable Barbie slipping back to the Adnan days? Lots of pics in the gallery including a not-so-flattering ass shot and Brit earlier in the day leaving her eight-hour appointment at Andy LeCompte hair salon. [gallery]...

Ryan O’Neal Looks For Action at Farrah’s Funeral — Propositions Tatum

90630m6_oneal_b_gr_03 I've always suspected that Ryan O'Neal is a sleazeball.  When he announced that he was going to marry Farrah (while she was on her deathbed) even if he had to move her lips for her during the vow exchange, it just confirmed my suspicions.  Not that I needed any further convincing, Vanity Fair's Leslie Bennetts sat down with Ryan O'Neal and you won't believe the things he shared.   O'Neal tells Bennetts that he didn't recognize his daughter, Tatum, at Fawcett's funeral. "I had just put the ...

Brooke Hogan “Sings”

   Brooke Hogan performed a song from her Redemption album, "Hey, Yo" on Good Day NY this morning.  I must say, I'm disappointed in that I thought it was going to be so much worse than it was.  It did seem like she was having a little timing/rhythm issue, but overall she wasn't half as atrocious as I'd been hoping.  I feel a little disillusioned, actually.  I think it helped that she wasn't singing alone -- she had Colby O'Donis to carry her and to drown out her vocals with his guitar. Of course then...

Do We Love This or Leave This?

58010277ciara7302009100125am Ciara was at Nobu last night for the TXT L8TR campaign sponsored by Express, wearing what can only be described as a bow-xedo.  What do you think of this red, satin, strapless ... thing?  I'm in total support of banning texting while driving, but what action can we take to ban bad pantsuits and dyed-to-match pumps? The Hilton sisters were there, as well as America's and Beet's favorite, Mandy Moore.  Beet, I put an extra pic of Mands in the gallery -- no need to thank me.   Kellan Lutz,...
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