Jon Explains It All August 14, 2009WendieJon Gosselin As I told you earlier, the Gosselins had an altercation last night which led to the police being summoned to their home. Now, I am so happy to report that Jon took a few minutes to explain the incident to all the reporters that camp outside his house. It's like I am now destined to have a good weekend all based on the existence of this tape. It's a sign of God's love, I'm telling you. Jon accused Kate of "crying it up" for the police officers and talked with his hands a whole bunch. ...
Turns Out Jessica Likes To Hit More Than The Peroxide Bottle August 14, 2009WendieJessica Simpson Everyone I was so quick to blame Tony Romo for being your basic commitment-phobe, but new reports seem to point the finger at Jessica for being the cause behind their split. "Jessica would get really drunk and obnoxious, it was out of control. She would be sprawled everywhere with he head on his lap and the look on Tony’s face said it all," an insider told Tarts. "He was so embarrassed in front of all the guys and his teammates were really harsh on him over it. Breaking up was a really hard...
Paris Continues The Singing Thing August 14, 2009WendieParis Hilton Here's a sampler of some songs that you'll find on Paris Hilton's newest CD. Who can resist songs with names such as "Platinum Blonde," "Girl Tax," and "Jailhouse Baby"? Clearly an autobiographical project. Now, I consider myself fairly adept at Internet research, but I can't find a release date for this gem. Of course, that could be because I can only handle small doses of Paris Hilton links in general. I know she was struggling to find a record label who would pick up her sophomore (sophomor...
Love It or Leave It? August 14, 2009WendieHolly Madison What do you think of this glittery, shredded trash bag -- how's that for an objective opinion? -- that Holly Madison wore to a Vegas premiere Wednesday night? I think she was aiming for some sexy, buxom woodland sprite vibe and fell far short. I wonder if she's hiding that Travelocity gnome under her dress. Hmm ... Anyway, what do you think? Is this spectacular high fashion or Charo in a blender?...
Omarosa Joins Seminary August 14, 2009WendieOmarosa Omarosa begins her studies on Monday at United Theological Seminary in Ohio as she works toward obtaining a doctorate in ministry. That's right folks! The Apprentice reality television "star" who made a name for herself by backstabbing anyone in her wake, has found God in a big-time, career sort of way. The associate dean of the school thinks O -- not to be confused with Oprah ... I can't believe she didn't trademark "O" -- is the perfect candidate for the ministry. Thanks to all her evil-doings,...
Jon & Kate Plus The Cops August 14, 2009WendieJon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin It just keeps getting worse for the Gosselin family. As the ratings show, America is sick of these two who couldn't either find a way to keep it together for their eight kids or part in a truly amicable fashion. Last night: big fight at chez Gosselin. There are a couple different versions of the chain of events. Radar reports that Kate showed up at the house during Jon's scheduled time. That's a no-no. He wanted Kate to leave, she wouldn't, cops were called. INF Photo, the agency who was there taking pics, reports i...
No, This is Not Octomom’s Mouth August 14, 2009WendieUncategorized Any guesses as to whom these puffy lips belong? Read More...
Octomom Thinks Having 14 Kids Might Be a Bad Idea August 14, 2009WendieUncategorized Fox has released a couple of trailers for Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage, a special airing on August 19. I'm not sure if I'd call this footage "incredible" as much as I'd call it "totally fucking terrifying". You've been warned, if you are on the fence about having children, do not watch the second video. Or, even better, if you want to have children, just don't have 14 of them in a seven-year span. It's so clear that the reality has finally hit Nadya Suleman. I just want...
Anna Faris Marries, No One Notices August 13, 2009WendieAnna Faris House Bunny's Anna Faris has been engaged to that Chris Pratt dude -- the one who had the pleasure of co-starring with Mischa Barton on the O.C. -- since 2008. As it turns out, they actually got married over a month ago in Bali. Which could mean one of two things: Their people were completely masterful at orchestrating a secret ceremony or no one really cared. In April, Beet mentioned that the Anna of today looks nothing like the Anna of before. I planned on including an "Anna My, Ha...
Let’s Speculate! August 13, 2009WendieHalle Berry I actually kind of hate the pregnancy guessing game. Sometimes celebs just linger a little too long at the cheese plate -- it's not always about reproducing. And the media's idea of a "baby bump" is my idea of "goal abs". Anyway, I have played the game myself a few times. I'm feeling kind of jaded since I totally felt Nicole Kidman was knocked up and then she never presented a fetus. But Halle Berry ... she makes some amazing looking children. She turns 43 tomorrow and now ther...
Jennie Garth Doesn’t Know How To Keep a Promise August 13, 2009WendieJennie Garth, Robert Pattinson Jennie Garth attended a TJMaxx event in New York City and was asked about Robert Pattinson's love life. Garth's husband, Peter Facinelli plays Pattinson's father in the Twilight movies, so the reporter rightly thought Jennie might have some inside info. Her reply? "I can’t say [if it’sKristen Stewart or Nikki Reed], because that would be breaking my promise to [husband Peter Facinelli], but he is dating one of them!” Well, well, well. I guess for all the vampire fans out there who care, which one do you think Pattinson is doing? If this is even real, and I wonder if it's n...
Kourtney Kardashian Fesses Up About Baby Daddy August 13, 2009WendieKourtney Kardashian I think most people who watch that Kardashian show already knew this, but this morning Kourtney confessed that her ex, and now current, boyfriend Scott Disick is the baby's father. I don't know enough about the show to determine if this is good or not, but based on what I've read online, he sounds like a real ass. I'll tell you what concerns me most. Kourtney also spoke on Ryan Seacrest's morning show today and explained that she always forgets to take her pill -- that's how she ended up pregnant. Kourtney, I am here to tell you that there are so many fucking things you need to remember when yo...
Everyone I was so quick to blame Tony Romo for being your basic commitment-phobe, but new reports seem to point the finger at Jessica for being the cause behind their split.
"Jessica would get really drunk and obnoxious, it was out of control. She would be sprawled everywhere with he head on his lap and the look on Tony’s face said it all," an insider told Tarts. "He was so embarrassed in front of all the guys and his teammates were really harsh on him over it. Breaking up was a really hard...
What do you think of this glittery, shredded trash bag -- how's that for an objective opinion? -- that Holly Madison wore to a Vegas premiere Wednesday night? I think she was aiming for some sexy, buxom woodland sprite vibe and fell far short. I wonder if she's hiding that Travelocity gnome under her dress. Hmm ...
Anyway, what do you think? Is this spectacular high fashion or Charo in a blender?...
Omarosa begins her studies on Monday at United Theological Seminary in Ohio as she works toward obtaining a doctorate in ministry. That's right folks! The Apprentice reality television "star" who made a name for herself by backstabbing anyone in her wake, has found God in a big-time, career sort of way.
The associate dean of the school thinks O -- not to be confused with Oprah ... I can't believe she didn't trademark "O" -- is the perfect candidate for the ministry. Thanks to all her evil-doings,...
It just keeps getting worse for the Gosselin family. As the ratings show, America is sick of these two who couldn't either find a way to keep it together for their eight kids or part in a truly amicable fashion. Last night: big fight at chez Gosselin.
There are a couple different versions of the chain of events. Radar reports that Kate showed up at the house during Jon's scheduled time. That's a no-no. He wanted Kate to leave, she wouldn't, cops were called. INF Photo, the agency who was there taking pics, reports i...
Any guesses as to whom these puffy lips belong?
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House Bunny's Anna Faris has been engaged to that Chris Pratt dude -- the one who had the pleasure of co-starring with Mischa Barton on the O.C. -- since 2008. As it turns out, they actually got married over a month ago in Bali. Which could mean one of two things: Their people were completely masterful at orchestrating a secret ceremony or no one really cared.
In April, Beet mentioned that the Anna of today looks nothing like the Anna of before. I planned on including an "Anna My, Ha...
I actually kind of hate the pregnancy guessing game. Sometimes celebs just linger a little too long at the cheese plate -- it's not always about reproducing. And the media's idea of a "baby bump" is my idea of "goal abs". Anyway, I have played the game myself a few times. I'm feeling kind of jaded since I totally felt Nicole Kidman was knocked up and then she never presented a fetus.
But Halle Berry ... she makes some amazing looking children. She turns 43 tomorrow and now ther...
Jennie Garth attended a TJMaxx event in New York City and was asked about Robert Pattinson's love life. Garth's husband, Peter Facinelli plays Pattinson's father in the Twilight movies, so the reporter rightly thought Jennie might have some inside info. Her reply? "I can’t say [if it’sKristen Stewart or Nikki Reed], because that would be breaking my promise to [husband Peter Facinelli], but he is dating one of them!”
Well, well, well. I guess for all the vampire fans out there who care, which one do you think Pattinson is doing? If this is even real, and I wonder if it's n...