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Jennifer Lopez is on September's cover of InStyle looking like an Oreo vagina and, in between the covers of the mag, she offers sage advice about marriage. Stop laughing! Now that she's got her two starters out of the way, she has settled down quite nicely with Marc Anthony. As a matter of fact, their marriage has lasted twice as long as Jen's two previous unions -- combined!
"I'm still figuring it out as I go along," Lopez tells InStyle magazine. "How do two totally different people come together and make one life and say they'll do it forever and ever? I mean, I've tried it. This is my third time. I don't even think I tried in my other marriages, which was immature and not knowing better. ... I believe that in life you learn through experience. I'm old enough to know now that relationships take work. That it's not an easy thing."
So, I don't know. Is this a statement designed to prepare the public for an eventual split? Or does it sound like they are on firm footing? I'll be the first to admit that I didn't think it would last for the five years that it has. Cynic.
The rest of the interview is just a bunch of yammering about how having children changed her life. I want to meet the woman who says, "Yeah, I cranked out a couple kids but it's still the status quo around here." Seriously, the biggest parenting cliches that exist:
1) My life has changed since having a child.
2) I look at the world differently since having a child.
3) It's a love like no other when you have a child.
4) Having a child makes me want to be a better person.
Listen, all these things may be true, but does every celeb have to say them as if they were the first to think of it? />Update: Photo removed by request.
Jennifer Lopez is on September's cover of InStyle looking like an Oreo vagina and, in between the covers of the mag, she offers sage advice about marriage. Stop laughing! Now that she's got her two starters out of the way, she has settled down quite nicely with Marc Anthony. As a matter of fact, their marriage has lasted twice as long as Jen's two previous unions -- combined!
"I'm still figuring it out as I go along," Lopez tells InStyle magazine. "How do t...
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Oh, and the last picture in the gallery is of the two of them kissing. I guess ... For me, no matter how long I stared at it, I really couldn't tell. It was like those 3D posters from the...
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Lourdes is looking so grown up and David and Mercy look like they're adjusting well to their new and exciting lifestyle. Jesus Luz has completed his primary education and is looking forward to ... oh, sorry. Oops. Um, Madonna's boyfriend Jesus Luz was also there.
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Oh, Tyra! You're such a scamp! You're always thinking of new ways to captivate the audience like the time you had your tits ultrasounded to finally answer the age-old question: "Does Tyra Banks have implants?" And I could never forget the time you grabbed Carnie Wilson's ass on your show. I had to go to a year of EMDR therapy to get over that episode. Thanks. But this, this may be your finest masterpiece yet. I cannot wait until the September 8th season premiere of your show. ...
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As you p...
Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson's father Joe -- another overbearing stage father named Joe ... interesting -- is pushing to have his daughter be the replacement judge on American Idol. Now, I understand the appeal of having a guest judge, but doesn't it just make sense to have three judges on AI? I never understood why they went to four. All it does is add the potential for a tie.
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Here's the line-up:...
"Beatrice questions everybody who eats animals When we were in the south of France, there was a buffet for kids, and by the end of the week no one would sit near us because she would go over and say, 'Why are you eating that cow's bottom?' or 'Oh, look at that little shrimp with little eyes.'"
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He has since described his jo...
According to Joe Jackson, his son Michael will be laid to rest at Forest Lawn Cemetery on the singer's birthday, August 29 at 10 a.m. I find this both poignant and creepy. For the record, Papa Joe offered up all this info during a lunch interview in which he brought Crystal Marven. Who is Crystal Marven? She's a recording artist under contract with Joe's new label. Always the opportunist businessman.
He also talked about the ongoing investigation of Dr. Conrad Murray. Though he ...
Now that Jerry O'Connell, (probably best known for his roles in Sliders and Stand By Me) has twins with wife Rebecca Romijn, his agenda has changed quite a bit. While Rebecca works on her new series Eastwick (it's due this fall), Jerry stays home to raise their two daughters, Charlie and Dolly. Since he's got a bit of downtime from acting, O'Connell has decided to return to school.
Starting a couple of weeks ago, Jerry became a part-time law student at Southwestern Law School in Los Angeles. "I ...