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Sherri Shepherd Loses 41 Pounds

picture-43 The View's Sherri Shepherd has lost 40 pounds with the help of a trainer, healthy meals delivered to her home and no surgery (take that Star Jones!)  She's on the cover of this week's OK magazine and talks about the importance of exercise.   “I lost weight last year and started gaining it back because I wasn’t exercising,” Sherri explains in the new issue of OK!. “I said to my producer, ‘Why don’t we do something where I tell people ‘Let’s do it together!’ and maybe [up th...

Britney’s Top Ten

Brit read Letterman's Top Ten last night -- "Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President" was the topic.  I thought Brit looked great and did a good job but I felt very meh-ish about the material she was given.  The writers didn't even make reference to buzz cuts, conservatorships or 5150s.  Disappointing, I guess....

So You Think You Can Rape: Take 2

4937071alexdasilva818200962438pm Back in April, Kelly told us all about So You Think You Can Dance's choreographer Alex Da Silva and the numerous rape charges that were filed against him.  His bail was set at 3.8 million, but he was eventually cleared of all charges.  He really got a second chance at life, huh?  Not so much. Today, this predator who must be taken off the streets permanently, was arrested again.     The SYTYCD star was charged with eight felony counts of assault after being arrested Tuesday morning at his No...

Michael Jackson’s Doctor Speaks Out

Dr. Conrad Murray, the dude who is under major scrutiny with the LAPD regarding the death of Michael Jackson, has finally released a statement.  Some of you young whippersnappers might not know this, but there used to be something called a press conference.  A bunch of reporters would gather with microphones and cameras whenever a notable had a statement to make.  They would record and stream to a television satellite.  No. Longer.  Now it's all about Twitter and web cams. Murray rea...

Kourtney Kardashian Has Serious Maturity Issues

58084129kourtneykardashian818200952902pm The other day I reported about how Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant by forgetting to take her birth control pill.  And I voiced concern, because if you can't remember to take one pill a day to avoid creating a human, you probably are going to have a bit of trouble actually raising a human. Well today's revelation -- we should just expect these daily media announcements from now until the kid graduates college -- was about how she told her sister and mom that she was expecting.  Reminder:  Kourtney Kardashian is 30-years-old. "It was so hard for me to tell Kim and my m...

Quentin Tarantino: Brad Pitt is a Stoner

58096593bradpitt818200950917pm Quentin Tarantino was on Howard Stern's show yesterday to talk about his movie, Inglourious Basterds.  He shared entirely too much information about the movie's star, Brad Pitt.  To recap:  Pitt admits to being a former pot smoker, but claimed to have given it up once he became a dad.  Yeah, he lied -- kinda like when he told Wife #1 that he was "just friends" with Angelina Jolie.  I totally believe Tarantino's version of this story even though I'm not a huge QT fan -- well, not since his no...

Daily Lohan

58122517lindsaylohan818200915639pm Lindsay took some time off from her endorsement work for the Kim Zolciak wig company to attend a screening of -- can you believe how many screenings there are for this movie? -- Inglourious Basterds.  Personally, I think she's just willing to attend any event that's paid for by Grey Goose Vodka.   Beyond the really long poly-hair and the really short skirt, Linds continues to have issues with patchy tanner -- If you are an '80s kid you may remember the two-tone jeans that were light denim on ...

Attention Chris Brown! Take Note!

Michael Vick, the disgraced quarterback who served his time for running illegal dog-fighting operations, has started a blog.  His first entry was all about remorse.   I know many folks think Vick is a disgusting human being and a lot of people were very upset that he landed a job with the Philadelphia Eagles, but read the post anyway.  Let me know if it changes your outlook at all.  It's a long entry, but worth the read.  If nothing else, this is how an apology should look.  I read it and saw sincerity and remorse, accountability and a plan for change.  Chris Brown could learn a thing or two here:
I'm sorry.  That's the place where I need to begin.  My feeling of remorse.  I ain't never written a blog before, so putting my thoughts down on paper is a challenge - however it's a challenge I must face.   I can look a 250 pound linebacker in his eyes at the line of scrimmage and have no fear. But expressing myself when I know that there are millions of people who are so angry with me, and rightfully so, is a challenge unlike any other I have faced before. What I did was horrendous.  Awful. Inhumane.   And I've no excuses for my actions.  It makes my heart hurt now to think about what I've done.  And I'm gonna be real honest, it took a while for me to get to this place. Sitting in a prison cell didn't make me feel remorse.  It was meeting so many animal lovers, speaking with them and looking them in their eyes. Staring at them.  Looking so deep into their eyes that I began to feel their pain. Allowing that pain to enter into my body is when I started to understand how bad it really was.   I have been trying hard to connect with people who feel this pain,because for my whole life I was disconnected from the suffering of animals.  And you might say, "come on Mike, how could you do those things to those dogs?"  And you're right...I ask myself those questions every day.  What kind of person does this?  How does a human-being treat dogs or any animal with such pain and cruelty? And the hard part for me is the answer to these questions.  Because the answer is ME.  And I am trying so hard right now to become a better person, because who I was, I am ashamed of. Cause see, my whole life has been numb.  I was numb to the violence in my community...cause I saw it all the time, ever since I was a child.  I mean, how does one grow up in a city that's nickname is Bad Newz?  You can probably guess that from the jump, ya' know I've seen some bad things in my life.  And football was the only way that I could escape.  As a kid, I even used to go out fishing, and most of the times I wouldn't catch a darn thing, but just needed to get away from the chaos every once in a while. So, when the commissioner called my name as the #1 draft pick in the NFL - the first time a black quarterback had ever been chosen as the #1 pick, I thought my life was all good.  But, what I didn't realize then, that I have begun to realize now, is that even though I had more money in my pocket, big cars and big houses, I was still numb.  And when I say numb, I ain't talkin about not realizing the stuff that was going on around me, it was just like I was living life asleep.  However, that is still no excuse for what I did.  But let's not forget that there are still hundreds of thousands of young people growing in similar environments and seeing violence at a young age has severe consequences. Now that I'm trying my best to wake up, I know I have a lot of work to do. And this isn't about trying to win a Super Bowl ring or a MVP trophy...this is about trying to save lives.  I think back to when I use to play football and of course I use to see all those kids in the stands wearing #7 jerseys. And I would never want them to look up to the Michael Vick who did all of those terrible things to the dogs.  I know where I need to do the most work is with all of the people around the world who continue to fight dogs.  Let me be straight forward with y'all: What I did was wrong, and what you're doing is wrong.  We must stop dog fighting, and I will do everything in my power to be a voice of someone who has finally woken up from the numbness, and knows just how bad it really is.  My mission now is to be a source of service to save many animals.  I am working very closely with The Humane Society and will be launching a new campaign shortly.  If I had one hope in life, it would be that my actions will speak louder than my words.  I know it will be hard to forgive me until you see my sincerity through my actions, but I promise you and I promise myself that that day will come. Lastly, I accept this challenge, not of writing this blog, but of redeeming myself.
/>Michael Vick, the disgraced quarterback who served his time for running illegal dog-fighting operations, has started a blog.  His first entry was all about remorse.   I know many folks think Vick is a disgusting human being and a lot of people were very upset that he landed a job with the Philadelphia Eagles, but read the post anyway.  Let me know if it changes your outlook at all.  It's a long entry, but worth the read.  If nothing else, this is how an apology should look.  I read it a...

It’s August. Time For A “Robin Wright and Sean Penn Are Broken Up” Story

16500137robinseanpenn8182009123239pm Robin Wright is on the cover of September's issue of More and spilling the news that her marriage to Sean Penn is over.  Though the interview was conducted a few months ago, she maintains that nothing has changed.  "I hit that crossroad a while ago—for Robin, the 'I know what I don't want' [sign] was flashing neon lights.  I have no regrets. I, we, have two amazing children we raised together.  There's no limbo anymore. There's no time. I'm too old for this shit." My original approach was to shrug it all off because, let's face it, this exact scenario unfolds every couple of mon...

I Fully Expect to Get Fired After Beet Reads This Post

Red Bull Energy Douche with Mandy Moore from Mandy Moore The folks at Funny or Die sent this clip over of Mandy Moore doing a spoof ad for Red Bull Douche:  two of Beet's favorites -- Red Bull and Mandy Moore.  I have no idea how she feels about douches.   I cannot tell a lie:  I thought Mandy was fairly entertaining which is, you know, out of character for her.  Could the most annoying M&M ever be growing on me?...

Look Who’s Having A Baby

56569327celinedion818200984043am According to a report coming out of Montreal, after extensive fertility treatments -- isn't modern medicine incredible?  She's 41, her husband is 67 and a cancer survivor -- Celine Dion is expecting her second child with husband Rene Angelil.   The couple has one son Rene Charles, 8.  I wonder how he'll feel about getting a sibling -- he has three half-siblings from his dad's previous marriages, but they are middle-aged adults -- after almost nine years of being essentially an only child?...
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