Chris Brown: Like, Wow August 31, 2009WendieChris Brown Chris Brown continues to be a study in eloquence in a Larry King interview that is scheduled to air this Wednesday. This is a just a 34-second preview and quite frankly, at a "like wow" rate of one per every 11 seconds rate, I've heard enough....
Didn’t We Already Do This? August 31, 2009WendieAudrina Patridge Let me just deliver the news straight up: Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills. She wants to focus on her movie career. I really thought Audrina already left the show. And I really thought The Hills was already over. I was wrong on both counts; it must have just been a fantasy. "I'm almost done with The Hills. We’re in the middle of finishing these episodes, and I'll be leaving then," she revealed at a junket for her new thriller Sorority Row Sunday in Los Angeles. "It feels like I'm graduating," she added. "I'm taking the next step and growing up...
Joe Jackson Isn’t Angry But Is Mad August 31, 2009WendieMichael Jackson There's something that really bothers me about Joe Jackson. Every time he opens his mouth to say mumble something, I think he's lying. It troubles me that he never offers any insight as to who his son was as a person. Joe obviously thinks Michael was the best performer in the world, but he doesn't speak of him as a son, father, friend. The Today Show aired a JJ interview this morning that was recorded over the weekend, on the day that would have been Michael Jackson's 51st birthday. If...
That’s What She Sang August 31, 2009WendieKara DioGuardi Last year's American Idol victory song -- "No Boundaries" which was written by AI judge Kara DioGuardi -- never really took off. As a matter of fact, runner-up Kris Allen dropped it from the repertoire of songs he sings on the American Idol tour. According to him, it slowed down the momentum of the shows. Kara, the scrappy songwriter, just released a studio recording of herself singing the tune. Is it my imagination, or does this song sound a lot better being sung by a woman?...
Beach Blanket Bimbo August 31, 2009WendieJon Gosselin I don't know how much more I can take, but Jon Gosselin hosted a Las Vegas pool party this weekend and I thought you should know. The promoters of this party probably paid valid U.S. currency for this cheeseball to appear. Money. Though I'm sure, with a little negotiation, he probably would have agreed to be paid in cases of Magnum XLs and a lifetime supply of street vendor pretzels. I put a few more pics of JG in the gallery because I know we have some Jonophiles around these parts...
Insert Mariah Carey Joke Here August 31, 2009WendieUncategorized Okay, it isn't Mariah Carey, but here's host Wendy Williams in all her phosphorescent glory last night at the Daytime Emmys. And we should probably just get this out of the way right up front -- Rachael Ray beat out Ellen Degeneres for best talk show. Of course, this is the same panel that also saw fit to give Emmys to Tyra Banks and those crows over at The View. You can see the full list of winners here. Lately, it seems like all the celebrity news is just depressing and I am getting a ...
The Worst Idea To Come Down The Pike Since The Bumpit August 26, 2009WendieRyan O'Neal This is one of those stories that I'm hoping is just random talk and not actual fact. Ryan O'Neal -- and I can't stand looking at him, so we're going to learn about Bumpits instead -- has brokered a deal for a reality show that will star O'Neal and his son Redmond. First of all, I think the last thing a newly recovered and newly released from jail addict needs is a huge salary. Secondly, does America care about these two? Will the show feature the two of these money-grubbing whores ...
Looks Like We May Be In Kansas Again August 26, 2009WendieUncategorized It looks like yet another classic is about to be fucked with Wizard of Oz is being remade. It's been tried before, without much success. This attempt will feature Dorothy's granddaughter -- and word has it that Dakota Fanning will portray her -- in a much darker version of the movie. Warner Brothers has the rights -- I'm so shocked Tim Burton isn't involved with this project, but he isn't -- so I expect lots of action and special effects to completely ruin ... uh, I mean to bring this c...
Quotables August 26, 2009WendieLily Allen "The drinking is taking its toll and making her take silly risks. Her record company was furious about the bad publicity she’s been getting recently and she’s been told to get her act together. Lily’s always contrite afterwards and filled with horror at what she might’ve done while she was drunk. She’s joked that she likes drink, but it doesn’t like her – and that’s true. Her outrageous behaviour also extends to her love life. She’ll hook up with anyone when she’s drunk...
Proof That You Should Be Nice To Your Mother-In-Law August 26, 2009WendieUncategorized Stand-up comedian Shoonda Croonquist -- she's been seen on Comedy Central -- is being sued by her mother-in-law. The half-black, half-Swedish, Roman Catholic-raised comic that married a Jew, has built her routine around talking about the cultural clashes in her life. And she's not shy about making the in-laws the butt of her jokes. Take the one about her mother-in-law's reaction to news she was pregnant with her first child: "OK, now that we know you're having a little girl I want to know what you're naming that lit...
Maybe Dr. Conrad Murray Won’t Be Charged With Murder After All August 26, 2009WendieMichael Jackson I cannot believe it took an astounding 60 days before I could report this news to you, but as expected, the King of Pop is alive! The person who submitted this totally conclusive video also sent along the following statement: This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original vide...
I Blew Out The Candles … And My Wish Came True August 25, 2009WendieJon Gosselin Last Saturday was my birthday. Incidentally, thank you for the onslaught of well-wishes that many of you sent me through email, Twitter, and Facebook. My husband made gluten-free cupcakes and family gathered 'round. I hemmed and I hawed and couldn't decide what my birthday wish should be. My kids are healthy and happy, my spouse is great, I love what I do. So I wished for the only logical thing: That Jon Gosselin would finally fall off into the pit of obscurity. Apparently, it was a powerful candle-blow, because that exact...
Let me just deliver the news straight up: Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills. She wants to focus on her movie career. I really thought Audrina already left the show. And I really thought The Hills was already over. I was wrong on both counts; it must have just been a fantasy.
"I'm almost done with The Hills. We’re in the middle of finishing these episodes, and I'll be leaving then," she revealed at a junket for her new thriller Sorority Row Sunday in Los Angeles.
"It feels like I'm graduating," she added. "I'm taking the next step and growing up...
I don't know how much more I can take, but Jon Gosselin hosted a Las Vegas pool party this weekend and I thought you should know. The promoters of this party probably paid valid U.S. currency for this cheeseball to appear. Money. Though I'm sure, with a little negotiation, he probably would have agreed to be paid in cases of Magnum XLs and a lifetime supply of street vendor pretzels.
I put a few more pics of JG in the gallery because I know we have some Jonophiles around these parts...
Okay, it isn't Mariah Carey, but here's host Wendy Williams in all her phosphorescent glory last night at the Daytime Emmys. And we should probably just get this out of the way right up front -- Rachael Ray beat out Ellen Degeneres for best talk show. Of course, this is the same panel that also saw fit to give Emmys to Tyra Banks and those crows over at The View. You can see the full list of winners here.
Lately, it seems like all the celebrity news is just depressing and I am getting a ...
It looks like yet another classic is about to be fucked with Wizard of Oz is being remade. It's been tried before, without much success. This attempt will feature Dorothy's granddaughter -- and word has it that Dakota Fanning will portray her -- in a much darker version of the movie. Warner Brothers has the rights -- I'm so shocked Tim Burton isn't involved with this project, but he isn't -- so I expect lots of action and special effects to completely ruin ... uh, I mean to bring this c...
"The drinking is taking its toll and making her take silly risks. Her record company was furious about the bad publicity she’s been getting recently and she’s been told to get her act together. Lily’s always contrite afterwards and filled with horror at what she might’ve done while she was drunk. She’s joked that she likes drink, but it doesn’t like her – and that’s true. Her outrageous behaviour also extends to her love life. She’ll hook up with anyone when she’s drunk...
Last Saturday was my birthday. Incidentally, thank you for the onslaught of well-wishes that many of you sent me through email, Twitter, and Facebook. My husband made gluten-free cupcakes and family gathered 'round. I hemmed and I hawed and couldn't decide what my birthday wish should be. My kids are healthy and happy, my spouse is great, I love what I do. So I wished for the only logical thing: That Jon Gosselin would finally fall off into the pit of obscurity. Apparently, it was a powerful candle-blow, because that exact...