Remember when Brit was all crazy and pink-haired and wasn't talking to her mom, dad, sister or brother? Those were sad days! This weekend, three generations of the Spears clan vacationed together in Miami. Mom Lynne was joined by her ex Jamie, Brit, Jamie Lynn and all the grandkids -- Sean, Jayden and Maddie.
The mid-tier Spears', Britney and Jamie Lynn, were looking good in their skimpy bikinis. They are the poster children for having children while youth is on your side.
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Big news! Michelle Duggar finally got her extended mullet cut off! I kid, I kid. No, Michelle Duggar is pregnant again. This time -- not kidding. They did what any normal family would do: They told the Today show audience right away!
It's so funny, because Meredith Viera said the Duggar family had an announcement to make -- seriously, is there any other kind of announcement other than a pregnancy announcement? Like, as soon as Michelle Duggar says, "I have something to tell you," whomever she is speaking to should reply, "You're knocked up, right?"
"I was wanting pickles and the older girls were saying, 'Mom, you only crave these at the very beginning of being pregnant, You kept it from us before, now tell us. Are you?'" Michelle says. "And I kept telling them I wasn't. I just wanted some pickles."
But when she couldn't lose weight on her diet, she became suspicious.
"I was in Weight Watchers with Jim Bob and I wasn't losing any weight," she says. "I couldn't figure it out. I was doing what I should. And the baby, who was nursing, was fussy. I kept thinking, 'This isn't right. She isn't teething, she doesn't have an ear infection. I'm not cheating on my diet, I should be losing weight.' Then, I put two and two together and wondered if I could possibly be pregnant."
She took out one of two tests she had in the house and it was immediately positive.
I find this amazing on so many levels. She's had eighteen kids -- and a grandbaby due next month -- and really was shocked to find out she was pregnant? She still hasn't figured out what causes this condition? Longed for her number one pregnancy craving food, trouble nursing, couldn't lose weight -- what could it be? Appendicitis, clearly.
So many questions to be answered: Have the Duggars run out of "J" names? Would they consider naming the baby "Justletmebethelast"? Will this be the pregnancy that causes Michelle Duggar's clown car uterus to finally run away screaming? Which Duggar will be the one to go bad and revolt against the church and excessive reproduction? My money is on Jedidiah, just because.
The father says that there was all this "screaming and yelling" when the newest pregnancy was announced. What Rocket Sperm Duggar doesn't tell you is that the ruckus was actually the kids shouting, "When the fuck do I get out of this factory?" />Big news! Michelle Duggar finally got her extended mullet cut off! I kid, I kid. No, Michelle Duggar is pregnant again. This time -- not kidding. They did what any normal family would do: They told the Today show audience right away!
It's so funny, because Meredith Viera said the Duggar family had an announcement to make -- seriously, is there any other kind of announcement other than a pregnancy announcement? Like, as soon as Michelle Duggar says, "I have something to tell you," w...
"I told Jim Bob and he couldn't keep it in, he was so excited. The kids were outside playing on a water slide and he gathered them together and had to share the news. There was all this screaming and yelling."
Rumer Willis taped David Letterman last night -- I'm pretty sure her appearance got bumped to tonight's show. Here's the thing: I cannot find any haterade within me for this girl. The tabloids love to bash Rumer for her looks and acting, but I ... I dunno ... I kinda like her. I think she has a very unusual look and doesn't seem like a coked-out freak. That goes a long way with me.
I'm not thrilled with her dress, but she's got a killer body and I think the longer hair is so muc...
Now that DJ AM has gone to the big discotheque in the sky, one of his friends has come forward and shared an email that Adam sent to him exactly one month after he survived last year's plane crash:
"Man this is almost too much for me to handle right now," Goldstein, known as DJ AM, wrote.
"I had no idea how the survivors guilt could have felt. I'm a mess though man. I just hope time will fix this depressed feeling asap," he continued.
"I can't go on being this miserable."
DJ AM was clearly loved by so many people as evidenced by the huge reaction when news of his death broke. It's sad...
It's been awhile since I've been able to pull out the douche-ski photo, but today it just felt right. As you'll remember, I posted a brief preview clip of Chris Brown offering up a whole lot of "Wow" and a little bit of selective amnesia to Larry King. That interview will air tomorrow. Chris Brown has released a statement indicating that when he said he didn't remember beating up Rihanna, what he meant was that he did remember beating up Rihanna. Seems reasonable.
"There have been rep...
You'd think that people who are intelligent enough to actually hack into a major media outlet's Twitter account would have more intelligent and well-versed Tweets to share with the world....
After lots of idle threats, she's gone and done it. Dethroned Miss California Carrie Prejean has filed suit against the pageant claiming that Shanna Moakler and others forced her out based on her religious convictions.
According to pageant officials, the reasons cited for Prejean's termination had to do with her constant refusal to do any of the required work. She would be asked to attend appearances, events, openings and would decline.
Prejean just filed the suit in L.A. County Superior Court, accusing Moakler and pageant honcho Keith Lewis of religious discrimination, d...
"It's completely false, I've never had it done. But I would never judge those who have. If it's the best thing for them, then I don't see a problem. It's a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won't make you happy. That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I'm less adamant about not having it done. For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty."
Demi Moore, denying accusations that she's undergone plas...
I tried to report some positive stuff today -- we need levity! Any day that Naomi Campbell hasn't tried to impale someone with her Blackberry is a day worth celebrating. Unfortunately, she feels that black models are getting the shaft in these tough economic times.
"This year, we have gone back all the way that we had advanced. I don't see any black woman, or of any other race, in big advertising campaigns. People, in the panic of the recession, don't dare to put a girl of colour ...
Presidential (or presidential hopeful) daughters moonlighting as morning talk-show hosts are totally the new Chihuahuas. On the heels of Meghan McCain being announced as the fill-in host over on The View, Jenna Bush has accepted a part-time position as a Today show correspondent. Bush, who also works as a teacher in Baltimore, will be covering human interest stories and will be based out of Washington D.C.
I know we have lots of smart and opinionated young Republicans out there and I'd love to...