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picture-4 I'd like to apologize to all the Lindsay Lohan lovers out there for not reporting this sooner; clearly I've been lax.  Saturday night Linds went to Crown Bar which, let's face it, isn't exactly breaking news.  Here's the problem:  Somehow, she managed to smuggle her 15-year-old sister into the club.  A club owner posing as a witness in hopes that he doesn't lose his liquor license witness offered this account:  "They stayed at the club for an hour. They were with a couple of friends. They were both happy and bubbly. Ali drank water and Lindsay drank red bull [sic] . They hung out at their table while dancing to the beats….I guess Samantha wasn’t invited. They left at 1am." Obviously the witness can't discern the difference between water and, say, vodka? Those Lohan parents just never learn, do they?...

Tila Tequila: No Shot At Credibility

Just Because

Did you guys watch the telethon the MDA telethon this weekend?  No telethon is complete without a liberal sprinkling of Charo and she didn't disappoint.   Best parts?  Well, homophobe Jerry Lewis -- and yes, I will attach "homophobe" to every single article I ever write regarding JL -- getting the most action his shriveled peen has seen in the past 25 years was pretty enjoyable (2:45), but my personal favorite snippet is Charo dancing with Stick Up Thy Ass woman (4:10).   Happy Labo...

Soap Opera Star Axed For Personal Belief System

5054853patriciamauceri972009125833pm A few months ago a Young and the Restless actor quit after refusing to participate in a story line that involved his character kissing another man.  A similar story has just unfolded over on the set of One Life to Live. Patricia Mauceri -- she's played Carlotta Vega for the past 14 years -- was just fired after her refusal to participate in a gay story line that conflicted with her personal religious beliefs.  Mauceri and her character are both devout Christians.  She explained to FOX N...

Regis Was Wrong

90901w2_gosselin_b-gr_01 A couple of weeks ago, Regis suggested to Kate Gosselin that he believed reconciliation was on the horizon.  She just stared blankly and they mercifully cut to commercial.  Lest any of you are holding out hope, Jon Gosselin is crystal clear on the possibility of a Jon & Kate Plus 8: Together Again in a new Good Morning America interview (it airs tomorrow). "Our relationship will never be fixed," he tells ABC News' Chris Cuomo. "... I don't trust her anymore. I was abused ... I was beaten d...

Yeah, We Need To Have a “Caption This” Right. Friggin’. Now.

  picture-2  As it turns out, there is a website called Who Celebs Tweet that will show Twitter feeds between any two people.  I'd like to show you the feed of Tweets that have occurred between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman -- specifically, the fifth entry down where Miss Tila "I'm allergic to alcohol" Tequila tells her boyfriend she's drunk.  As I mentioned earlier today, Shawne Merriman denies abusing TT, and the famewhore replied back, denying that she drinks. Fuck you, Tila Tequila.  Fu...

Paris Attends Venice Film Festival With Cardboard Cutout

58238328parishilton972009110806am Paris appeared at the Venice Film Festival this weekend with her on-again boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt.  Doug was looking very two-dimensional and was airbrushed within an inch of his life. There were a few other notables there, but I'm willing to bet attendance was down at this year's festival.  Damn economy.  I'm really, really hoping Eva Mendes hasn't fallen off the wagon since her rehab stint, but ahhh ... well, you can judge for yourself.  Mel Brown was looking very pink and Matt Damon...

Shockingly, All About Steve Was Not The #1 Movie This Weekend

58179941bradleycooper972009105925am How could a film so brilliantly titled not take the number one spot at the theaters this holiday weekend?  Who wouldn't want to see a flick with a plot based on Sandra Bullock traveling the country, stalking Bradley Cooper?  Apparently, you. It actually did a lot better than I thought it would, coming in second place with $11.2M in box office coin.  The number one spot, for the second week in a row was The Final Destination with a take of $12.4M. Other premier movies this week included Gamer ...

No Charges Filed After Tila Tequila’s Abuse Allegations

57787653tilatequila972009115157am I'm pretty sure that most of you are aware of my feelings about Tila Tequila at this point.  Just based on her Twitter activity that I've observed, she's carried on about having people break into her house, she said she was pregnant, she said she had to go to the hospital because she was about to pass out.  Nothing ever materializes from these statements she puts out.   Putting that aside, I was very sad to hear about the alleged abuse she suffered over the weekend at the hands of her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman.  Even talentless fame...

Hugh Grant in Supporting Role

picture-10 It's Labor Day weekend, celeb news is slow, and I'm resorting to talking about Hugh Grant's father's art show.  In other words:  It could be a rough one, guys.  You should also expect stories today with scintillating titles such as "Where is JM J Bullock Today?" and "Why Isn't Joanna Kerns in All the Lifetime Movies Anymore?" Hugh hopped across the pond Long Island Expressway to Southampton this weekend to make an appearance at his dad's watercolor paintings exhibit.   "I'm so proud of my Dad - he's been painting all my life," said Hugh Grant, 48, w...

Britney Does Alanis

Britney Spears performed in Greensboro, North Carolina on Saturday night.  This is significant for a couple of reasons:  1)  She did a cover of Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" 2)  She sang it live -- no lip-synching and 3)  She sounded really good!   The video and audio quality isn't tops here, but you'll get the basic idea.  Maybe it's time for Britney to abandon her pop tart tunes and go for some more gritty material that she can -- oh, I don't know -- actually sing.  The hum...
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