Love Kathy Griffin? Hate the Gosselins? Watch This September 10, 2009WendieKathy Griffin Kathy Griffin was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and shared a clip of a skit she did that spoofs the Gosselin family. Oh, and she's got just the most perfect actor on the universe to portray Jon. "Wah, wah, wah. Here, drink the tears of fame." She cracks me up!...
Awwwkwaaaaaard! September 10, 2009WendieTyra Banks Aw, man! Sometimes I watch things on television that make me cringe. You know the type of thing where you wish you weren't watching but you'll kill anyone who reaches for the remote? This was one of those times. Nightline's Cynthia McFadden interviewed Tyra Banks and it aired last night. She asked all the appropriate questions (even if she couldn't pronounce Paulina Porizkova's name) about Tyra's successes and relationships and blah, blah, blah. However, the only thing anyone probably ca...
Ashlee Simpson: Grateful She’s Not Her Sister September 10, 2009WendieAshlee Simpson Can a woman be a douche or just use one? Douche (douchelle? douchette?) Ashlee Simpson (did she get a reverse rhinoplasty?) shares the cover of October's Redbook -- probably good timing since Melrose Place won't be on the air in another six weeks -- and she talks about how motherhood has made her even more of a bitch than she already was changed her. "I’ve grown up so much. The great thing about being pregnant is that you have nine months and it really does prepare you. Your body ...
How Bad Is This? September 10, 2009WendieCarmen Electra Hey, guys! How bad is this new single from Carmen Electra? Yep, Carmen Electra is a singer now -- you didn't know? This "song" is called "Who Do You Think You Are?" and it's off her new album -- yep, Carmen Electra has an album now -- titled C-17. I can best describe this song as the sound my brain makes right before I conclude that I need a Xanax. An overproduced cacophony of frenetic, spastic anxiety that would make a perfect soundtrack for the spontaneous choreographed dance numbers ...
Mischa Barton: 19 Days, Major Difference September 10, 2009WendieMischa Barton Mischa Barton was out partying Tuesday night -- have I mentioned what a bad idea this is for someone fresh out of rehab? -- and looking quite svelte again. More than just partying, she was partying with Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen who is just a teen statistic waiting to happen. Taylor Momsen is Mischa Barton seven years ago. It's like the aliens came and extracted my Mischa Hate. Ever since she went a little nutso, I'm so much more forgiving of her choices -- even that "Mom on The...
The Best Part of Waking Up is Psycho In My Cup September 10, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan Uh-oh, guys. It looks like Lindsay's Twitter account was hacked again! And when I say "hacked" what I really mean is "not hacked." I don't do cocaine I'm not fluent in Lindsay-speak, but I think it's clear that she was Tweeting and Sam was replying via text. Listen, I don't know what the fuck these messages mean. Obviously, Sam has been saying Lindsay is "gross" which is the best news I've heard all day. I do know that I'll be using the word "substanisan" -- I've decided that it can be defined ...
Charlie Sheen Seeks Truth Regarding 9/11 September 9, 2009WendieCharlie Sheen Friday marks the anniversary of the most deadly act of terrorism committed on U.S. soil. Like many other devastating tragedies in our history, I don't think most of us will ever forget that day. As we approach September 11th, Charlie Sheen is looking to expose the truth of what happened on that day eight years ago. Sheen, 44, argues that “the official 9/11 story is a fraud” and claims the attacks served as “the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Right...
Caption This September 9, 2009WendieKim Cattrall, Sex and the City Caption this picture of Lindsay Lohan Aubrey O'Day Perez Hilton Kim Cattrall as she appeared today on set filming Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo Sex and the City 2. Honestly, she looks like pre-eleventh grade summer school teacher, but whatever. Apparently this look is now known as "vintage" or "retro"....
I Still Don’t Know Why Audrina Patridge is Famous September 9, 2009WendieAudrina Patridge When it comes to Audrina's fame, I'm at a loss. But she's got a hot bod and is willing to pose in the most cliched scenarios -- licking a berry, straddling the washing machine during the spin cycle, eating cake like a bad girl -- so, you know, enjoy. She's in October's Maxim and didn't say one thing that was interesting enough to repeat. I'm sure she talked about her new movie Sorority Row, but we don't care about that -- do we? Some girls don't need to give the insightful interview. They...
We Can’t Even Blame Her Bitchiness on Pregnancy Hormones September 9, 2009WendieKatherine Heigl A few weeks ago, Beet told us about how Grey's Anatomy actress Katherine Heigl had put on a couple of pounds and quit smoking. She asked the question that has been milling in the minds of tens of us: "Could she be pregnant?" Then, more recently Molls told us that Katherine is taking a leave of absence from Grey's. More fuel for the pregnancy rumors. It seems that we were on the right track with our suspicions. Katherine Heigl is not pregnant, but she is having a baby. She and husba...
Hugh Hefner Finally Gets Around to Divorcing September 9, 2009WendieHugh Hefner Hugh Hefner and his wife Kimberly Conrad (she's an ex-Playmate, obviously) split back in 1998. She really has been the original "girl next door" as she lived in a property adjacent to the manse where she lived with their two sons. Now, after many years of very cordial separation, things are getting a bit ugly. Hef sold Kimberly's house which prompted her to sue. He also finally the paperwork to get officially unhitched. With that, he had to expose his monthly earnings: Salary...
It’s A Boy! September 9, 2009WendieNicole Richie Speaking of a woman who seems like she's been pregnant forever, Nicole Richie gave birth this morning to her second child. She and dad Joel Madden welcomed their 7 lb. 14 oz. son early on Wednesday morning. He joins older sister Harlow Winter Kate Madden. I'd love to know what you guys think of the new arrival's name: Sparrow James Midnight Madden. My opinion? You don't name a boy Sparrow. You don't name any child Sparrow. Congrats to the expanding family!...
Can a woman be a douche or just use one? Douche (douchelle? douchette?) Ashlee Simpson (did she get a reverse rhinoplasty?) shares the cover of October's Redbook -- probably good timing since Melrose Place won't be on the air in another six weeks -- and she talks about how motherhood has made her even more of a bitch than she already was changed her. "I’ve grown up so much. The great thing about being pregnant is that you have nine months and it really does prepare you. Your body ...
Mischa Barton was out partying Tuesday night -- have I mentioned what a bad idea this is for someone fresh out of rehab? -- and looking quite svelte again. More than just partying, she was partying with Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen who is just a teen statistic waiting to happen. Taylor Momsen is Mischa Barton seven years ago.
It's like the aliens came and extracted my Mischa Hate. Ever since she went a little nutso, I'm so much more forgiving of her choices -- even that "Mom on The...
Uh-oh, guys. It looks like Lindsay's Twitter account was hacked again! And when I say "hacked" what I really mean is "not hacked."
I don't do cocaine I'm not fluent in Lindsay-speak, but I think it's clear that she was Tweeting and Sam was replying via text. Listen, I don't know what the fuck these messages mean. Obviously, Sam has been saying Lindsay is "gross" which is the best news I've heard all day.
I do know that I'll be using the word "substanisan" -- I've decided that it can be defined ...
Friday marks the anniversary of the most deadly act of terrorism committed on U.S. soil. Like many other devastating tragedies in our history, I don't think most of us will ever forget that day. As we approach September 11th, Charlie Sheen is looking to expose the truth of what happened on that day eight years ago.
Sheen, 44, argues that “the official 9/11 story is a fraud” and claims the attacks served as “the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Right...
Caption this picture of Lindsay Lohan Aubrey O'Day Perez Hilton Kim Cattrall as she appeared today on set filming Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo Sex and the City 2.
Honestly, she looks like pre-eleventh grade summer school teacher, but whatever. Apparently this look is now known as "vintage" or "retro"....
When it comes to Audrina's fame, I'm at a loss. But she's got a hot bod and is willing to pose in the most cliched scenarios -- licking a berry, straddling the washing machine during the spin cycle, eating cake like a bad girl -- so, you know, enjoy.
She's in October's Maxim and didn't say one thing that was interesting enough to repeat. I'm sure she talked about her new movie Sorority Row, but we don't care about that -- do we? Some girls don't need to give the insightful interview. They...
A few weeks ago, Beet told us about how Grey's Anatomy actress Katherine Heigl had put on a couple of pounds and quit smoking. She asked the question that has been milling in the minds of tens of us: "Could she be pregnant?" Then, more recently Molls told us that Katherine is taking a leave of absence from Grey's. More fuel for the pregnancy rumors. It seems that we were on the right track with our suspicions.
Katherine Heigl is not pregnant, but she is having a baby. She and husba...
Hugh Hefner and his wife Kimberly Conrad (she's an ex-Playmate, obviously) split back in 1998. She really has been the original "girl next door" as she lived in a property adjacent to the manse where she lived with their two sons. Now, after many years of very cordial separation, things are getting a bit ugly.
Hef sold Kimberly's house which prompted her to sue. He also finally the paperwork to get officially unhitched. With that, he had to expose his monthly earnings:
Salary...
Speaking of a woman who seems like she's been pregnant forever, Nicole Richie gave birth this morning to her second child. She and dad Joel Madden welcomed their 7 lb. 14 oz. son early on Wednesday morning. He joins older sister Harlow Winter Kate Madden. I'd love to know what you guys think of the new arrival's name: Sparrow James Midnight Madden. My opinion? You don't name a boy Sparrow. You don't name any child Sparrow.
Congrats to the expanding family!...