Quotables September 16, 2009WendieMegan Fox "My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave.' I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure." The always charming and stable Megan Fox in a Rolling Stones interview, talking about her on-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green and how she'd like to shoot him....
Anne Heche Pays Big Bucks For Parenting Help September 16, 2009WendieAnne Heche Anne Heche is willing to pay someone $375 an hour to do what most divorced and single parents have to do on their own, for free, every day. Anne Heche and her ex-husband Coley Laffoon have agreed to hire a parenting plan coordinator. "What is a parenting plan coordinator?" you ask. It's exactly as it sounds. This ridiculously paid person will help in coaching the two of these idiots on how to co-parent. He or she will help resolve conflicts that arise between the exes. I wonder ...
Big Brother 11 Announces Winner September 16, 2009WendieUncategorized I'll talk about this after the jump as to not spoil it for our friends who still have the finale on Tivo. Read More...
Davy Jones: Battered Man September 15, 2009WendieDavy Jones The Monkees' Davy Jones married his post-mid-life crisis August 30th at her parent's home in Miami. The singer and actor is 63 years old and his new bride is 32. None of his children nor his former Monkees bandmates attended the ceremony. Age is the least of his worries. Turns out, his new wife, Jessica Pacheco, likes to beat the shit out of him. "Davy admits Jessica's violent with him, but she's drop-dead gorgeous and has clearly captivated him," said a source who eyewitness-ed her hitting him. "He says, 'It's my l...
Love It or Leave It? September 15, 2009WendieKate Gosselin I am frightened to admit just how much conversation Kate Gosselin's new hairdo seems to be generating on the Internet. Kate was a guest host on The View yesterday and today. Today, it appears that the stylist decided to whack Kate's head with a curling iron, tame down the back, take the charms off her hoop earrings and call it a "makeover". So, um, what do you think of Kate's "makeover"? And since her kids met daddy's girlfriend over the weekend, maybe it's time to take off the weddi...
Vick Is In; Baskett Gets The Boot September 15, 2009WendieHank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson, Michael Vick I don't know why these sports stories can't break when Kelly is working, but this one is pretty straightforward -- no sports knowledge needed. Michael Vick, the quarterback who was recently released from prison for illegal dogfighting, has been put on the roster for the Philadelphia Eagles. He was on their exempt list, but now is allowed to practice with and play for the team. Hey, he did apologize! Of course, bringing Vick in meant someone had to go. Who got the boot? Kendra Wilkinson's husband, Hank Baskett! What will ...
The Autumn of Anger Continues September 15, 2009WendieBruce Willis I have to tell you, I'm not getting the warm fuzzies about Bruce Willis' new marriage to Emma Heming. Sure, they were willing to do a bit of S & M for a price, but I was flipping through recent pics of the couple (because I want to tell you about how horrible Bruce treated a fan at Fashion Week) and the body language is not good between these two. Sometimes, couples just strike an unfortunate pose. Almost every single picture of them at fashion week consists of Bruce with is arms a...
Meet Sean Penn’s New Girlfriend September 15, 2009WendieSean Penn Perhaps this is just what Sean Penn and Robin Wright need to get off the I love you/I hate you/I love you/I hate you roller coaster. Sean has a new girlfriend -- they met last month at Kid Rock's house so you know it's destined to last forever and ever -- and she's every estranged wife's nightmare. She's a 2003 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model, she's appeared in Jay-Z, John Legend and Robin Thicke videos. She was seen on The T.O. Show when she was dating Terrell Owens and she...
Your Daily Lohan September 15, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan Who needs food when you have coke and fingernails to keep you sustained? Lindsay and her exposed torso were trolling around Manhattan last night because, after all, it is Fashion Week and she is a well-respected designer. And in case you are still wondering why LL is always doing that stupid pose, the answer is in the gallery. [gallery]...
Kanye Apologizes to Everyone Except Taylor Swift September 15, 2009WendieKanye West, Taylor Swift Taylor Swift was a guest on The View today -- incidentally, Kate Gosselin sucks as a guest host -- and the harpies wasted no time asking her about the whole VMA debacle. I'm so glad she got a chance to let everyone know that Kanye hasn't even contacted her yet. It's kind of old news in this Autumn of Anger, but Kanye sure has a lot of time to blog apologies and talk to Leno about being a dickwad, why not call the girl, apologize and move on? He's more interested in restoring his publi...
Chris Brown is a Big Movie Star September 15, 2009WendieChris Brown, Uncategorized It's not coming out until February, but here's the trailer for Takers. On the surface it just seems like another testosterone-fueled blockbuster, but it's really so much more: one of the stars is Chris Brown. America has a short memory and this flick isn't releasing until next year. I predict that, good plot or bad, this movie will make hundreds of millions of dollars and Chris Brown will be back on top....
Jessica Simpson’s Malti-Poo Meets Cruel Ending September 15, 2009WendieJessica Simpson Jessica Simpson took to her Twitter yesterday to let everyone know that she was searching after her Malti-Poo Daisy, a gift from ex-husband Nick Lachey, was snatched away by a coyote. "My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!" Aw, this is so sad. Daisy is that cute little puff ball that Jessica is usually seen traveling with. One minute she was hanging out in her Louis Vuitton pet carrier an...