I've talked before about Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen and how I believe that she's headed for disaster. Â She's 16 and way too young to be working the clubs. Â I can't help it -- it's the mother in me. Â I want to wrap her in a blanket and enroll her in some college classes. Â Also, because of her age, I tread carefully. Â She's still just a kid even if she, her mother and her entire management team don't remember that.
An E! reporter asked her about her fashion choices backstage at the G-...
Monday on Oprah, Jon Hamm -- I'm sure his last name got Oprah all excited and January Jones of Mad Men will have the pleasure of beiing guests of Saint Potatohead. Â Of course, O will have the set decorated just like the 1960's show and The Jersey Boys are the musical guests, because she's all authentic like that.
Have you ever noticed that Oprah likes to make everything about Oprah? Â They'll be playing a game of guessing what Oprah's Favorite Things would have been if it existed in the '60s...
Aw, sad news today, guys! Â Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are splitting up after three long years of wedded bliss. Â According to Us magazine, Avril kicked ol' Deryck out of their $10M manse and he's reported to be "devastated". Â As for the reason? Â A source says Avril told her husband she wanted to move on.
Oh, if I "moved on" every time my spouse irritated me I'd have about 19 ex-husbands right now. Â I expect that Deryck will get a favorable spousal settlement and Avril will go back to designing crappy c...
"It's pretty sad. Â She should have watched it more closely, though. She should have been more careful."
Martha Stewart, speaking of Jessica Simpson and her coyotenapped Malti-Poo, Daisy....
Burt Reynolds is 73. Â Can you believe it? Â Not only is he 73 years old, but he's checked into rehab to deal with an addiction to painkillers. Â Linds, are you listening? Â His rep released a statement, confirming his stint in a West Palm Beach facility:
"After a recent back surgery, Mr. Reynolds felt like he was going through hell and after a while, realized he was a prisoner of prescription pain pills," his manager said in a statement Wednesday. "He checked himself into rehab in order ...
You know what I've noticed about Kim Kardashian? Â She has an adept way of saying really bitchy things in that sweet, simply little voice of hers so that you don't readily realize just what a whorebag she's being. Â If she lived in the south, she'd be the one who follows up every verbal slam with a "bless your heart." Â For example, her most recent statement about her pregnant sister, Kourtney:
"She's huge. She is huuuuge!  I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes."
See what I mean? Â She knocked out two sisters with that little gem. Â Of course, only seconds later, the backpedal. Â...
It must have been a slow summer because it seems like a lot of people are knocked up even if they aren't admitting it cough*HalleBerry*cough. Â Here's the list of this week's admittedly D-List sperminated:
Jenna Elfman is expecting her second child with musician husband Bhodi. Â This new addition will join their 2 year old son, Story. Â Possible names? Â Essay or Novel.
Leelee Sobieski, the one who claims to be the only true virgin to ever portray Joan of Arc, is also anticipating her fi...
You may not have noticed, but I've been trying to spare you the Gosselin stories. Â At this point, I write about one out of every 12 I read. Â You. Are. Welcome. Â I know we're all sick of these fame whores, but certainly you want to hear about how Jon fucked the nanny! Â Especially since she confesses that the sex was romantic, but she wasn't into the "pleasure"part of it, which we all know is code for "needle dick".
Stephanie Santoro is a 23-year-old single mother who worked as a nanny ...
Well, my Internet has been out on and off all day. Â Frustrating, aggravating, downright infuriating. Â Normally, I'd be plucking the legs off of small children bugs by now, but not today folks, not today. Â Let me tell you the good news: Â Not only is today Chris Brown's first day of community service, it's also the premiere of The Beautiful Life.
On day one of his six-month assignment, Chris got to work in a police horse stable in Virginia today! Â Will half a year of picking up shit make Chris Brown a better man? Â Pr...