Hey, guys. Do you have any plans in, say, December? If you have any free time, let's meet up back here and discuss Khloe Kardashian's divorce, okay?
Kelly told you this weekend that Khloe Kardashian -- the fat one according to Kim -- was engaged to NBA player Lamar Odom. She also predicted a pretty quick divorce, but I don't think any of us could have anticipated just how quickly these two idiots would be getting hitched. After one month of dating, the two are marrying. This wee...
Jessica Simpson is having a really difficult time dealing with the loss of her Malti-Poo, Daisy. According to People, she won't leave her parents' house and is generally inconsolable.
Her unnamed friend said, "Daisy was her baby. It's going to put her in a tailspin. It will put her in the worst place ever."
"Whenever things went wrong for Jessica, she reached for Daisy," another source, a friend, says. "Daisy was her security blanket. When people let her down, she always had Daisy."...
It's been the day of hell, so I'm just calling all these losers out on the carpet today. I'm sick and tired of the "bad reaction to prescription medication" and "traumatic dental surgery" bullshit. I don't want to hear about celebs that are "exhausted", "dehydrated", or "doing maintenance work in their ongoing journey of sobriety". They all lie.
For some unknown reason, they are still filming episodes of The Beautiful Life. Seems like such a waste of time and electricity since the publi...
David Hasselhoff quite possibly might have the most optimistic publicist ever. You'd have to be optimistic to believe that the public would buy this story, buuuuuuut here goes: The Hoff wasn't drunk last night; he had an "ear infection". Apparently, he's on medication for his "ear infection" and had a bad reaction to it that caused dizziness and disorientation which mimicked intoxication.
I'm sure he's telling the truth, because his daughter who called 911 is only 17. I've often be...
"So many people say, 'You know when you know,' and it's true. It's all true."
The Office's John Krasinksi on the Emmy red carpet talking about the bond with his girlfriend of 10 months, (now fiancee) Emily Blunt.
God, I love John Krasinski. He's so absolutely cute and even though he's marrying her, I'm totally open to a little extra-marital action. John, are you listening?...
So, Courtney Love was peeing -- shouldn't all Courtney Love stories start out that way? -- and someone walked in on her. Big deal, right? She was partying at Standard Hotel Saturday night, used the bathroom and didn't lock the door because she's an idiot. Some pharamcist dude named Sebastian Karnaby was trying to leave the same party and opened the bathroom door thinking it was an exit, but instead walked in on Courtney sitting on a toilet with her skirt around her ankles -- no word if there was a mirror or white powd...
Did anyone watch the Emmys broadcast? It was really boring! I thought Neil Patrick Harris did a great job as host. They gave him suckass material -- that bit with the guest who kept getting bad seats ... what was that about? -- yet he managed to make the commentary not feel completely painful. He was actually quite funny.
I thought the dance routine between Maksim Chmerkovskiy and ex-fiancee Karina Smirnoff was really good despite the pre-performance battle they were engaged in....
500 Days of Summer actress Zooey Deschanel married Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard on Saturday night near Seattle. I've only become familiar with Zooey's work recently, but I really like her. She was on Top Chef Masters a few weeks ago -- God, that show sucked. Beyond having more food restrictions than I have (no gluten or soy and she's vegan), she seems to be very likable and down to earth.
Anyway, I'm trying to imagine what their wedding reception meal was like. Water, arugula and strawberries?
Congrats to the happy...
Aw, man. It seems like our favorite America's Got Talent judge has fallen Hoff the wagon. Yesterday afternoon David Hasselhoff's 17-year-old daughter Hayley called her mother to complain that Daddy was drunk. Really drunk. 911 was summoned and Hoff was hauled away to the hospital. It was expected that he would be released last night.
It's sad that David can't seem to stay sober. If there's a silver lining in all of this, at least this episode of drunkenness wasn't videotaped....
Every celeb has a right to privacy. People are interested in the lives of the rich and famous though, so if you're pregnant, and you want to keep that a secret, wear something baggy. Then we can speculate that you just got fat after your last break up/movie flop/stint in rehab. Seriously, do celebs think that placing an overpriced and oversized handbag in front of them in the most awkward way possible is going to diminish public conjecture? If anything, I think they know that interest w...
Who needs designers and stylists? The ever-resourceful Cate Blanchett just grabbed an afghan off the back of her couch, wrapped up in it and was ready for her appearance at the Screen Worlds exhibition in Melbourne, Australia. See? This is the type of frock I'd like to get Taylor Momsen into!
So, love it or hate it? Actually, I just want to know if there is any one person willing to claim that they love this thing....
It's the train wreck I'm sure his whole family could see from a mile away, but Ron Wood and the 20 year old girlfriend may finally be kaput. According to reports, Wood kicked his Russian waitress girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova out of his house after a fight.
It is claimed that during the row, Ekaterina threatened to commit suicide over 62-year-old Wood's plans to have dinner with his estranged wife JoThe couple were questioned by police after worried neighbours heard the pair screaming insults at one another on...