Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Drew Barrymore’s Whip It Premiere

16982015drewbarrymore930200942253pm Last night was the premiere of Drew Barrymore's new movie and directorial debut, Whip It.  She arrived on the red carpet fondling co-star Ellen Page and cuddling up with her old E.T. director, Steven Spielberg.  Also there was Drew's other co-star, Juliette "I Can't Believe You And Your Yellow Teeth Were Once Engaged to Brad Pitt" Lewis and Barrymore's Flower Films partner Nancy Juvonen (you may remember her for her controversial biceps). On-again, off-again boyfriend Justin Long was nowhere ...

This Lifetime Commitment Brought to You by E!

58453975khloekardashian930200925820pm Something hasn't sounded right about this quickie wedding between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom since the rumor of them marrying surfaced, oh, a week ago.  Like, why the rush?  She isn't pregnant -- she hasn't even dated this guy long enough to get a positive result on an E.P.T. yet -- so why not date for a few minutes?  It's like E! pushed so hard for this wedding so it could be the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians -- and offering to foot the bill certainly helped wit...

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Split Up?

57245234justintimberlake930200913100pm I never saw this coming!  According to Us Weekly, Justin and Jessica are done! They've been looking so completely miserable together as of late, so this shouldn't be shocking.  The way a "pal" tells it to Us, Justin broke up with the very talented actress a month ago.  On the phone.  Though the friend says they are broken up, he also claims that Jessica is in serious denial despite her ex's decision to bring single back. There have been some stories cropping up lately that tell the tale of Justin fooling around with other chicks.  Also,...

Dear Wynonna Judd, There’s Something Called a CORI Check …

58253241wynonnajudd9302009113221am Country star Wynonna Judd better find someone new to tutor her kids, because the teacher hired to homeschool her kids was just arrested on child pornography charges.  When he was approached by law enforcement, he was leaving his apartment with two boys in tow. Scott Meyers, 27 was busted by police in Tennessee who found more than 3,000 porn images involving children.  The idiot also admitted in an online chat room that he'd had sex with four local boys.  Judd fired Meyers last week, immed...

Remember That Marriage That Ended And No One Really Cared?

6206738edfurlong930200985300am This summer Beet told us about actor Eddie Furlong's split from wife Rachael Bella.  Now Bella is going by the last name Kneeland and she's spilling the details about her marriage to the actor. Rachael Kneeland is accusing Furlong of abuse and a drug habit that "has escalated along with attacking me and threatening my life."  She also claims that last week Furlong "grabbed me, bruised me, pushed me ... left messages saying he would hire people to come and beat me with chains and bats. He is smoking cocaine and doing other various drugs. He is very unpredicta...

Behold!

14932020kellybensimon9242009115018am I don't know how many of you watch The Real Housewives of New York, but I do and Kelly Bensimon is my favorite (except for the fact that she beat up her boyfriend.  That was not cool.)  Like, at first you think she's just pretending to be stupid and then you realize that this is reality television in its purest form.  You realize that she's totally serious.  I spend a lot of time greeting people in my best Kelly "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" voice.  Loads of fun, I tell you. Anyway, Kels is going to be pos...

More Legal Woes For Joe Francis

58016296jaydenicole924200960420pm Remember that whole debacle a few weeks back between Brody Jenner, Playmate Jayde Nicole, Joe Francis and a taser?  Me neither.  But Jayde remembers.  Oh, does she remember and she's hoping that Joe Francis' wallet gets a reminder that it won't soon forget. Today Jayde filed a lawsuit claiming that she was assaulted and battered.  The suit states, "In an intoxicated and uncontrollable rage, defendant Francis, who weighs over 200 lbs, physically attacked plaintiff Nicole, approximately 115 lbs, b...

Looking Good! Bitch!

Gisele Bundchen Gah!  Why must supermodels look so fucking perfect even when they're pregnant?  Where's the acne?  Where's the sagging rack?  Where's the vomit?  Where's the waddle?  My only solace is in knowing that she's married to Buttchin Brady. Gisele Bundchen was snapped confidently striding up and down the streets of Boston today.  While we're at it, why is she even allowed within the state of Massachusetts?  Isn't it enough that I have to suffer while my Joint Committee on State Administra...

Randy Quaid: Wanted Man

56165313randyquaid924200943217pm Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have a warrant out for their arrest.  According to police, they are wanted for burglarizing and defrauding an innkeeper to the tune of $10,000.  It sounds like they didn't pay for their rooms after staying at some really nice places. Looks like it's about time to make another one of those National Lampoon movies! UPDATE: The Quaids were just arrested in Texas.  Evi gave the cops a struggle.  Seriously?  WTF?...

E! Continues to Get Mileage Out of Hef’s Old Girlfriends

58409361hollymadison924200910758pm1 When talking about Hef's exes, it's virtually impossible to resist the temptation of posting pics of them deep throating a wiener.  Speaking of oral skills, Holly Madison is getting her own show. I find it difficult to believe that society has been craving a show like this -- though I guess we always crave T & A -- but prepare because Holly is set to star in Planet Holly.  It will be filmed in Vegas and will center around her life as a burlesque dancer. “I fell in love with Vegas ...

MTV Wants to Move Forward With DJ AM’s Sobriety Show

57845581djam9242009121008pm Shortly before his passing, DJ AM filmed eight episodes of an Intervention-like show for MTV titled, Gone Too Far.  The basic premise of the show focuses on AM confronting users in a tough-love manner, urging them to enter rehab.  After his death at the end of August, the network scrapped the October 5th premiere date and shelved the project.  A few weeks have passed and now MTV has been communicating with Adam's family in hopes that they'll bless the show and agree on an airdate. This wi...