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Here’s Where I Avoid All “Bun in the Oven” Jokes

58424645padmalakshmi101200942438pm Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi is expecting her first baby, an event she is calling a "medical miracle".  Lakshmi is a co-founder of the Endometriosis Foundation of America as well as a long-time sufferer of the condition. Padma hasn't named the father yet, but I was wondering what was up when I saw her on the Emmy red carpet.  I figured she moved past eating just the garnish during Top Chef judging segments and had ventured into consuming actual entrees. Congrats to Padma and the mystery daddy (who I'm sure is a billionaire)!...

Jon Plus Kate Equals Hate

Jon Gosselin When will it end?  When I heard that Jon essentially got fired from his family, I thought, "Thank God.  I can finally stop writing about him.  He's now nothing more than a former sperm donor cast member."  Sadly, I was wrong.  The newly renamed Kate Plus 8 -- though I think Matthew Gilbert over at boston.com had the best idea to rename the show K'eight -- has run aground all thanks to Jon. Remember how he decided to stall his divorce so that he could work on building a better relation...

Really?

56995121jamesfranco1012009123152pm I don't know how to tell you guys this, so I'm just going to say it:  James Franco has joined the cast of General Hospital and not just for a one-off.  He'll be on this show this fall in a role that has a "lengthy story arc". I'm confused.  I thought the phases of development were supposed to go something like:  waiter, extra, soap star/celebrity game show contestant, movie star.  Franco has been nominated for Golden Globes.  He's been in movies, good movies.  Now he's elected to be on a show that once did a story line that involved a weather machine ...

Michael Vick Continues To Not Feel Consequences

vick Remember when Michael Vick was first arrested for the illegal dogfighting?  He pled guilty and headed off to jail and I think most of us thought that he was done with.  We should have known better. After his stint in the slammer, Michael Vick landed a multi-million dollar job with the Philadelphia Eagles and is now on the roster, at the cost of Hank Bassett.  This newest development floors me, however.  Nike has taken him back. Two years ago, Nike ended their endorsement deal with Vic...

Kristin Chenoweth is Gleeful

Many of you were kind enough to head me in the direction of where I could go watch former Glee episodes so I could catch up.  Did I do that?  No, not yet.  Now, I've missed yet another episode with one of my favorites: Kristin Chenoweth.  Folks, this weekend the iPhone and Mac are being unplugged until I catch up on this show. Chenoweth's voice always amazes me.  How does so much sound and strength come out of a person who's the size of a Pez dispenser?  Anyway, last night she sang t...

Just Because

The only episode of Mad Men I'll ever be allowing my own kids to watch.  Oh, and Jon Hamm really is Guy Smiley with whiskey and brooding.  I told my husband that three months ago.  Obviously the folks over at Sesame Street have tapped my house....

Madonna Eats!

Madonna went all Oprah on us and returned to The Late Show with David Letterman last night to mend old, broken fences with Dave-O. Whenever Madonna is on a talk-show, every thing she says, every little joke, sounds so rehearsed.  Letterman's guests are briefed ahead of time on the topics that will be discussed; this is nothing new.  Madonna throws out her "passive-aggressive funny quip" followed by a eyebrow raise and pointed look to the audience.  I think it just proves what a bad actress ...

Strawberry Shortcake’s Daughter: All Grown Up!

Jessica Alba, Honor Alba Warren I'm just kidding!  Jessica Alba has gone red.  What do you think of it? I think I've said this before, but as a rule I think women look best when their hair color is somewhere in the range of what they were born with.  Jessica has such a beautiful, dark complexion -- she's so striking -- and red (pink?) doesn't do her any favors, in my opinion. Alba was out and about in Bev Hills today with her Adorable -- yes, she is Adorable with a capital A -- daughter, Honor Marie.  Honor is cl...

Amy Winehouse Comes Out as a Jewmaican

Lately, it seems like Amy Winehouse is less troubled.  We don't see daily pictures of a bra-clad Amy stumbling around the streets of Camden with a bag of crisps in her sore-ridden hands.  So, it makes one curious:  What is Ames doing these days?  Uh, rapping. Winehouse has decided to try a new genre of music.  Lyrics such as, “Listen. I can write ten raps a night, it don’t matter but you know that it’s tight," and "I will never wear my hair out unless I am the best.  Oh snap, I never kne...

If You Didn’t Hate Screech After Seeing Him on Celebrity Fit Club …

Beet told us the other day that Dustin Diamond, better known as Saved by the Bell's Screech, has bundled together a collection of his delusions and found a publisher willing to call it a book. This morning Double D (and he is a complete boob) was on Fox 5 to plug his new book.  He shared a story of when an extra on the SBTB set irritated him and he responding by pissing in her purse.  Oh. The. Hilarity. If you saw Double D on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club, you know that he's a big fat liar (emphasis...

I Sure as Hell Hope This Isn’t True

57913776christinetaylor930200951646pm Janet Charlton is reporting -- and my only solace is that she was kinda sorta wrong about John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari -- that Ben Stiller and his wife of 12 years Christine Taylor have split up! It's been common knowledge that they put their $12.5M Hollywood manse on the market, but Charlton claims it's because their marriage is over.  According to her, Stiller is devastated and trying to get Christine back, but they are living apart at this time. Could this be true?  I saw Stiller on Ellen about a month ago and he talked so affectionately...

Quotables

13501807gwb930200951005pm "People in the White House…actually object[ed] to giving the author J.K. Rowling a presidential medal because the Harry Potter books encouraged witchcraft." Former George W. Bush speechwriter Matt Latimer in his new book titled, Speech-less:  Tales of a White House Survivor in which he explains that GWB refused to award a presidential medal to Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling because her books were clearly promoting evil. As an aside:  I was looking for a pic of our former Prez and my son...
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