"To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself. And I’m very proud to say that.”
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"To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself. And I’m very proud to say that.”
Absorb this statement, really let it sink in. Then jump.
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"I could remember those two, especially those two people, treating me like the invisible guy. Now look where they at. Cheri Oteri, she can't get arrested. ... That's what happened to me over there. They never treated me well. I never cared for them either. Fuck 'em."
Tracy Morgan's "I Am The New Black" audiobook account of his days at Saturday Night Live and the treatment he received from Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri.
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It's reassuring to see that nothing has changed while I was away. Sure, Lindsay may have finally switched over to her lindsaylohan account name (and I don't blame her for trying to distance herself from that other ID that forever linked her with that DayGlo spray tanner in a can, sevinnyne6126), but other than that, I see she's still sharing her angst with the Twitterverse.
In today's installment of Lindsanity, the actress laments the mutual but impossible love that she shares with Samantha ...
I've already been through this before. After serving time for heading up an illegal dog-fighting ring, Michael Vick got a well-paying job. Then he began to re-establish his relationship with Nike. Of course, Nike denies they are paying Vick any money. They are just providing him with free equipment which will be seen on television every week and will probably increase bottom line sales, but it's not an endorsement deal.
Now BET is in on the action. Vick will star in an eight-episode reality show that will document his life post-jail....
You may have heard that Beastie Boy Adam Yauch was diagnosed with salivary gland cancer this summer. He's taking some time off after returning from a seemingly restorative trip to India. He emailed his fans about it:
i'm feeling healthy, strong and hopeful that i've beaten this thing, but of course time will tell. i'm taking tibetan medicine and at the recommendation of the tibetan doctors i've been eating a vegan/organic diet, which surprisingly enough was harder to do in india than i...
Miley quit Twitter last night, giving up over one million followers, all because her new boyfriend told her to. I can't really believe this is news, but frighteningly enough, there's 1.2 million devastated tweens out there right now.
Cyrus is reportedly dating her The Last Song costar, 19 year-old Liam Hemsworth. Though their relationship may be new, he obviously already has control over her. Her last Tweet read "FYI Liam doesn't have a Twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason." R...
Michael Lohan is busy blabbing to RadarOnline about Lindsay again. Not really surprising since he doesn't really have anything else to discuss. Anyway, in his newest bid to solve all Lindsay's problems -- hey, I thought he was going to work with the LAPD to get LL's stolen jewels back?? -- he's going to stage an intervention.
Now, I don't know too much about interventions, though I did have a couple family members gently suggest that I turn off the CW if Mischa was really upsetting me to such an intense level, but are you...
Martha Stewart is having a little trouble with one of her employees. And by "trouble" I mean "getting sued".
Kiki Paris was a successful sales manager at Body and Soul magazine which is owned by Stewart. Things all changed in May of 2008 when she was struck by a car. Her spine and elbow were fractured in multiple places and she had to wear a seven-pound halo on her skull.
Apparently, Martha told Paris to get her lazy ass back to work almost immediately. Fuck disability time off! She was also instructed to tell potential advertisers about her injuries to boost sympathy sales.
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Listen, motherhood is hard (feel free to check out my personal site to see just how bad I am at it). I try really hard not to criticize celebrities for their parenting choices (I don't always succeed, *cough*JennyMcCarthy*cough*) because raising human beings ranks up there with not gouging my eyes out while watching The Beautiful Life -- in other words, nearly impossible.
It's been building up for awhile, but I always figure that there are some sort of extenuating circumstances. I can stay sile...