today was knowing that O.J. is in the clink. I love watching this video. Note how there is no stumbling over the pronunication of Orenthal. That is because that woman knows she is reading a true and just verdict. 4,478 days too late if you ask me.
I know I am just an irreverant wiseass with a laptop but I feel am very serious about this. I hope and pray that he is the premier ankle grabbing love bitch of his cell block.
Hello everyone! Thanks for all the greetings.Â
What is there to know about me? I am not a trained writer as is evidenced by my gross overuse of ellipses. I speak from the heart and my edit button was removed at birth. I am off of sugar and flour and it's made me a real biznacho. I am completely high-maintenance and could potentially ask "Does this post make my ass look fat?".Â
I look forward to getting to know you all a little bit better.
Wendie
ps-to the comment regarding me being a Jewish Princess: Have you been talking to my kvetching husband? Oy. />Hello everyone! Thanks for all the greetings.Â
What is there to know about me? I am not a trained writer as is evidenced by my gross overuse of ellipses. I speak from the heart and my edit button was removed at birth. I am off of sugar and flour and it's made me a real biznacho. I am completely high-maintenance and could potentially ask "Does this post make my ass look fat?".Â
I look forward to getting to know you all a little bit better.
Wendie
ps-to the...
Madonna was in action at the Meadowlands IZOD Center tonight. Does she look like a creepy, blond Slash or a hot 50 year-old? I'm conflicted but I'll tell you this: Her thighs scare the hell out of me....
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It's official. You need to think of something else to get Gamma for the holidays because the Anna Nicole Smith breast surgery video is not going to be available for gift giving.
This legal case has been going on since July 2007. How does it take over a year to determine that an unconcious, naked woman isn't consenting to being videotaped? And it wasn't like this was some sort of instructional how-to for med students.Â
I'm no lawyer but let me have my Miss Cleo mo...
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When I dated, the goal was to send the signal that it was like an amusement park under my skirt. Roller coasters, cotton candy kiosks and all that is right in this world but without the long waiting lines. Â
Fast forward to Fashion Week in Paris. Indian designer Manish Arora has taken all the work out of seduction. He has unveiled THE dress that every woman needs. Because seriously, nothing screams "I am more fun to ride than the Tilt-A-Whirl" more than wearing ...
Sarah Palin Tina Fey has reportedly landed a six-million dollar book deal.  Not too many details out yet but it is supposed to be non-fiction humor genre (obviously!).  She has emerged as one of the best comics of today.  I cannot even look at Palin without second guessing if it is really her or if it's Fey.  I betcha it's one heckuva book!  Tina Fey is a maverick!  Darn right!    Ok.  I'm done now. *wink*...
Last night Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky made it official at Le Cirque promising to love, honor and tan together 'til a violated pre-nup do them part. An over-surgeried 50 something marrying an 18 years his junior model...revolutionary!Â
Other wedding highlights:Â Sarah Silverman's ass is a handrest for Jimmy Kimmel, Joan Rivers' collarbone cracked by massive overload of QVC jewelry, John Stamos can be my Uncle Jesse anytime but only if he's the perverted kind, Chevy Chase is old and bride r...