Like gas prices, I think we just need to accept that, where the Gosselin family is concerned, we can never go back.  There will never be a day where we pay under $2.00 for a gallon of fuel and there will never be a world in which we won't be hearing about these people.  Ever.  So, I'm just going to report the newest because if I don't, I get flooded with "How could you not write about ...?" emails.  And they're tiring. Remember the babysitter, Stephanie Santoro, that was giving interviews that she had an affair with Jon?  I know there are so many of them -- I get confused too! -- but I wrote about it here.  Well, now she's claiming that Jon told her he was hacking into Kate's emails, phone records and banking.

Kate, in a statement, says she's "disturbed" by Stephanie Santoro's allegations. "Ms. Gosselin is carefully considering all of her legal options regarding this matter, and she will pursue them if and when the time is right," said the statement released by Schnader Harrison Segal & Lewis, her Philadelphia law firm. Jon, meanwhile, says Santoro is lying. "I spoke with him today concerning this statement made by Stephanie and he unequivocally told me that he's never illegally invaded Kate's electronic privacy in any way," says his attorney, Mark Heller. "He also finds it a little disappointing that Kate would give credence to an uncorroborated statement made by an individual who clearly has a motivation to tell stories about Jon that might result in financial [compensation]."

You know this is going to end up back in court, right?  Everything regarding these two ends up in court.  It's what they do. />Like gas prices, I think we just need to accept that, where the Gosselin family is concerned, we can never go back.  There will never be a day where we pay under $2.00 for a gallon of fuel and there will never be a world in which we won't be hearing about these people.  Ever.  So, I'm just going to report the newest because if I don't, I get flooded with "How could you not write about ...?" emails.  And they're tiring. Remember the babysitter, Stephanie Santoro, that was giving interviews...