Welcome to your new Bennifer only waaaay less famous. Bargain Basement Bennifer. Criss Angel and Holly Madison appeared last night at the Bull Rider's Night at LAX Nightclub hosted by Jewel and her very unattractive husband Ty Murray.  I think Beet and I should just get some template posts saved because Criss and Holly will be appearing everywhere wearing coordinating clothes and tonguing each other for the paps. I don't know what these two have even done to pro...
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Thank God this woman isn't our VP. When questioned about her geographical skills, she called the media "jerks" and stuck her tongue out at the reporter. The tongue part is a lie; I have a rich fantasy life. Regardless, this is truly the most finessed and polished wordage she could come up with? How about something like "I dispute the facts as they were reported."? Gah! Can you even imagine? I can almost picture her at a briefing and being like "We have to get Osama Bin Laden. He's such a poopy pants!" Â
I think of other high-profile women in politics.  Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher, Corazon Aquino, Hillary Clinton. Can you ever imagine one of them, while speaking to the media, calling the media jerks? And how about that Miss Jackson if you're nasty head snap at the end of the video? She's as fun as a peep show to watch but thank God she isn't a heartbeat away from the presidency.
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Thank God this woman isn't our VP. When questioned about her geographical skills, she called the media "jerks" and stuck her tongue out at the reporter. The tongue part is a lie; I have a rich fantasy life. Regardless, this is truly the most finessed and polished wordage she could come up with? How about something like "I dispute the facts as they were reported."? Gah! Can you even imagine? I can almost picture her at a briefing and being like "We have to get...
With a heavy heart I announce the inevitable, impending divorce of Peaches Geldof and her husband Max Drummey. You know, sometimes sad things happen and there is just no answer to the "why?". This would be one of those times. When you have a 30-day, MySpace fueled courtship you just think you know someone. I'm not sure about her Harvard grad hubby but she definitely seemed to have the right ideas about marriage. The nineteen year-old socialite Peaches told Heat Magazine "I didn’t go into it with Max thinking, 'This is going to ...
And this, my friends, is why I could never handle fame. It's just too much pressure. You can't even be an actor anymore. You have to act, dance, sing, write, do Kabbalah, hit the campaign trail and bear multiple fetuses. And you have to do it all while being sparkly. Skin texture is so passe. It's all about looking like a fender. I'm sorry, but Catherine Zeta Jones, a beautiful, beautiful woman, is the perfect example of going drag queen ballistic with...
The biggest non-celebrities always have the longest list of criteria and most involved riders; their list of must-haves when performing. Meryl Streep's on set needs document probably reads "If you can get some bagels that would be great but don't make a special trip."
Anyway, Bjork's rider states that she wants a homely backstage area. That should be accomplished easily enough; wall-to-wall mirrors in her dressing room oughta do it. In addition, she has such requests as halfa bo...
And I'm really grateful for this. My sheets are sweat soaked every night as I anxiously toss and turn, head thrashing to and fro, pulling at my hair as the questions race through my mind. "Why? Where did it go wrong? Can they work it out? How are either of them even famous? What color lip liner does Marilyn Manson wear and can I get it at Sephora?"
I am convinced that celebrities that ask for privacy are the biggest attention whores out there. Ever notice how the...
I know I am tough on Beyonce. Her talent and hair are issues for me. However, as this is the era of change, I wish to reach out to the most devout of Beyonce fans. Call it my own personal reaching across the aisle. I am trying to understand the other side's point of view and I need your help. From this side of the aisle, I must admit that there appears to be something seriously wrong with the girl. I mean, she's at the MTV Europe Music Awards wearing a Space Bui...
Britney Spears headed home to Louisiana for a visit and for the first time ever was allowed to bring her sons along. Brit, along with the boys and her warden daddy Jamie took a flight out of Los Angeles yesterday. As much as I think K-Fed is a loser, I give him credit for allowing that to happen. As the sole custodial parent, I'm sure he could have put a stop to her taking them out of state.
It's awesome to see Brit put her life back together. And I'm actually kidding...
To any human with an IQ over 88, this is as obvious a fact as the sun being yellow or Mischa being a talentless waste of air. And no, I never will miss an opportunity to insult her. Back to Charlie. His latest marriage, the one that's five months old? Yeah...it's in trouble.  An In Touch Magazine article tells the all too familiar tale of a pregnant Sheen bride heading for the hills.Â
With twin baby boys on the way, Charlie Sheen and his new wife, Brooke Mueller, should be ...
Yep. Lindsay is so not drinking. She didn't look the slightest bit wrecked last night at the 6126 Holiday Collection Fashion Showcase at PURE Nightclub. I know if I were in recovery, I'd be at nightclubs every weekend too.  Other than Sam Malone, who isn't a real person, drunks and bars were never a good mix. But Lindsay is different. Special. She can handle the temptations that millions of other alcoholics can't. God, I envy the superpowers of the famous.
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"I'm there. I can't wait. I feel like all of us, we're ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want - if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I'm there, and I'm ready."
Beyonce inviting herself to Inaugural Day activities...