Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kanye West Arrested, Released, And Pissed Off

             Kanye West was arrested last night for allegedly assaulting a pap in Newcastle, England.  Why does this sound familiar?  Photographer Terry Blackburn asserted that West pushed his camera into his face causing bruising and a cut.  Kanye was later released and not charged with any crime.  Now he's angry and comparing himself to Princess Di.  Incidentally, note to Kanye: I'm pretty sure a drunk limo driver, no seatbelt and speeding contributed to Princess Diana's...

NBC Throws Flailing Show A Life Raft…Two Of Them Actually

I'm starting to question the existence of network executive brain matter.  The Molly Shannon and Selma Blair comedy Kath & Kim premiered with 7.5 million viewers on October 9th.  One month later, 5.1 million viewers.  They are obviously in big trouble.  So NBC has done the only logical thing.  They signed Pamela Anderson for a guest role and ordered up a full season of new episodes.  I get that tits are popular but are they two and a half million viewers popular?  W...

E! Host Learns Of Impending Divorce On Internet

E! TV's Daily 10 host Debbie Matenopoulos and her music executive husband Jay Faires are splitting after five years of marriage.  It's always sad to see a marriage end.  But you know what's really sad?  Finding out about it on the 'net.  It seems that Debbie thought they were working things out.  Any by "working things out" I'm sure that means they were still sleeping together even though they separated in March.  Apparently her husband's idea of resolving their issues was a little more permanent and leg...

Justin Timberlake’s Hospitality Called Into Question

Justin Timberlake is the newest target of a disgruntled employee lawsuit.  A former busboy who worked at Timberlake's New York restaurant Southern Hospitality is suing him and his partners for inadequate pay and lack of overtime and gratuity compensation.  Fifty employees are included in the suit.  I'm not a labor lawyer but are the concepts of minimum wage, proper salary distribution and overtime after 40 hours of working really difficult to grasp?  Of course, why work somewhere for ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Eschews Mirrors

Gwyneth Paltrow and others appeared last night at the grand opening of Fontainebleau Miami Beach.  What is going on with Gwyn?  Let's be fair: there are some things you have no control over.  Breasts that extend from the bottom of your ribcage up to your collarbone?  Nothing you can do about that; that's God's cruel joke.  But the dress, completely unrelated shoes and reverse skunk stripe of roots all could have been thwarted by any compassionate stylist.  Or full l...

Lindsay Lohan Employs Invisible Dog Collar To Get Samantha Ronson On Red Carpet

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson made their first official "We Are A Couple" red carpet appearance last night.  I mean, they're always seen together stocking up on Doritos and Red Bull or appearing at clubs but this is different.  This is a statement people.  And I know that Lindsay said she's sorta, kinda, maybe bisexual but really, is Samantha Ronson thatmuch of a stretch?  Ronson is every guy I dated in 1988.  When I see pictures of her, I am flooded with the ...

Angelina Jolie Is Annoyingly Perfect

I look at these pictures of Angelina and I am just...bitter.  I pray that surgical intervention is the cause of a stomach that flat four months out from having twins.  I'm two years out from having one kid and the road is still long for me.  Her skin is just glowing, she looks happy and she has Brad Pitt in her bed.  I find many celebrities to be so ridiculously fake but there is something that feels genuine about AJ that I cannot deny.  So yeah, happy for you ...

Nicole Kidman Plays First Post-Op Transsexual

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences really appreciates girl on girl action and any gender bending roles.  Charlize Theron in Monster, Nicole Kidman in The Hours, Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry.  So even though the film is only in pre-production, I call Oscar nominations for Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman who are starring in the independent movie The Danish Girl.  The film, based on a true story, tells the tale of two married artists and how the husband changes after pos...

Possible Confession In Hudson Family Slayings

William Balfour, the person of interest in the Hudson family murders, may have told his girlfriend that he was involved in the slayings.  There have also been reports that he told other sources he was in the Hudson home the morning of the killings. Tomorrow is a big day as Balfour will be in court for a parole hearing.  A state investigator will be presenting any evidence gathered that could implicate William.  If there is not probable cause to believe he has committed a crime or parole violation,  he could be released.  I pray for peace and justice for the Hudson family. />William Balfour, the person of interest in the Hudson family murders, may have told his girlfriend that he was involved in the slayings.  There have also been reports that he told other sources he was in the Hudson home the morning of the killings. Tomorrow is a big day as Balfour will be in court for a parole hearing.  A state investigator will be presenting any evidence gathered that could implicate William.  If there is not probable cause to believe he has committed a crime or parole viola...

Sienna, Party Of One

Sienna Miller has officially confirmed her split with Balthazar Getty. "I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that," she said Friday at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London. "It's nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I'm cool with being on my own. My money is on Rosetta, Getty's wife, getting her man back.  A wife and four children should be a bigger pull than a trick pelvis.  Though I never think staying together for ...

Denise Richards In Danger Of Reaching Healthy BMI

It's a slow celeb news day.  To the point that one of the big items flying around today is that Rihanna drank water yesterday.  The sports bottle would neither confirm or deny.  So when it's quiet, there is only one person to talk about:  Denise Richards. Denise Richards looks hot.  I know she's seventeen kinds of crazy (and feeling completely vindicated) but I think she looks great.  I've been reading some blogs lately that are calling her fat.  She appeared to be mai...