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It’s A Christmas Miracle!

I don't know how it could be, but Lipstick Jungle has been given a stay of execution.  NBC has put the show back on the schedule starting December 5th.  Who said miracles don't happen?  I file this second chance in the same category as all Blessed Virgin Mary appearances that take place in the form of condensation on grocery market freezer doors.  A inexplicable event that defies logic but happens for a reason.  And for what reason do we need more Lipstick Jungle? Â...

Here We Go Again

After a federal mediator has failed to produce harmony, peace and choruses of Kumbaya between The Screen Actors Guild and The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, SAG is asking its members to authorize a strike.  A seventy-five percent vote is required to make the strike a reality.  Speaking of reality, I hope you are all prepared for three hour episodes of The Biggest Loser and bad game shows and PBS because there is going to be nothing on television.  Why do these strikes always happen in the dead of winter (here) when there is nothing to do except watch TV or have sex?  I predict an east coast population boom September 09. SAG is looking for union coverage for all Internet-only productions and the AMPTP won't go for that.  Does this sound at all familiar?  This is soooo last year Writers Guild of America. I know that, in time, the two sides will come to some sort of amicable agreement.  Let's pray for a resolution soon because I'm rilly, rilly anxious for Tara Reid to get back in front of the camera. />After a federal mediator has failed to produce harmony, peace and choruses of Kumbaya between The Screen Actors Guild and The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, SAG is asking its members to authorize a strike.  A seventy-five percent vote is required to make the strike a reality.  Speaking of reality, I hope you are all prepared for three hour episodes of The Biggest Loser and bad game shows and PBS because there is going to be nothing on television.  Why do these s...

Travis Barker Holds Pilots Accountable

I'm confused.  Travis Barker filed a lawsuit yesterday as a result of the September plane crash that he survived.  He and his deceased bodyguard's mother are suing Clay Lacy Aviation, Global Executive Aviation, Inter Travel and Services, Goodyear Tire and Rubber and Bombardier Inc.  Apparently the brakes and tires on the plane were defective.  I understand suing for equipment failure.  But the lawsuit also states the pilots, who did not survive, were negligent in their de...

Why Does MTV Hate Us?

According to Audrina Patridge, there will be a 5th season of The Hills.  I don't know what the public has done to deserve this but apparently the four remaining fans launched an aggressive letter writing campaign and have prevailed. Audrina was really bummed out because she wanted to do more movies.  I don't blame her.  She's currently filming Sorority Row which is about a bunch of college girls who kill their housemother.  And once you've had your hands on quality material like ...

Kelly Osbourne Makes Foolish Financial Decision

Ah...young love.  Kelly Osbourne has found a mate for lifein Luke Worrall.  The couple began dating six months ago and Luke has announced their engagement...wait for it...on his Facebook status.  Sure, she had been spotted around town wearing a big rock but when you bring it to Facebook it's official.  His FB pageidentifies him as "the Agyness Deyn of male models."  Oh Kelly... But wait...there's more.  He's 18 and she's 24.  Kelly Osbourne is only 24.  Is that even possible?  Doesn't i...

Victoria’s Secret 2008 Fashion Show T&A Pictorial

Gossip Girl's Michelle Trachtenberg was one of many celebs that showed last night for the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.  She really should have considered a pantsuit.  Or a maxi-dress.  Are those still in?  She's got big tree trunks...what can I tell ya?  Normally I'd think that she's probably a nice girl which completely trumps being big-kneed but in this case I don't think her personality wins any points.  Who goes to the VS Fashion Show and can't ...

Sabrina Bench Presses Sons And Starves Self In Name Of Hotness

God is so good to me.  Yesterday I was flipping through the pap sites and came across this picture of Melissa Joan Hart.  I wanted to share the pic but she's not too relevant right now.  Has she appeared in anything recently?  At this point, the only time she hears "cut" is during her latest episiotomy.  I'm not sure people even remember who she is.  Soooo imagine my pure joy when I saw a People article this morning about the wayward witch.  The good news is MJH ...

Larry King Is So Over Wife No. 6

Shawn Southwick, wife of Larry King, went into rehab in June.  The official word was that she was addicted to painkillers that she took for migraines.  I'm thinking that a sandwich and a divorce could go a long way towards curing what ails her.  Because you know Larry King is a bastard to be married to.  His six previous unions (he married one chick twice) total twenty-two years.  And Southwick, single-handedly has put up with him for eleven.  She is so far past her expiration d...

Wanda Sykes’ Surprise Appearance And Coming Out At Gay Rally

Comedian Wanda Sykes made a surprise appearance yesterday at a gay rights rally in Las Vegas.  She denounced the passing of Prop 8 and announced that she is a gay woman.  She and her wife were married on October 25th. I love that we are approaching a place where someone can say "I'm gay" and it isn't some big scandalous thing.  It struck me recently that it seems like there are so many more gay people now.  I remember when I was a kid that hearing about a homosexual person was ...

Britney Spears’ Meds Are Working Wonders

I am so happy to see Britney acting,  you know, sane, normal, happy.  Here is a clip from the upcoming Britney Spears documentary For The Record featuring Brit backstage on the Womanizer video shoot doing an impression of her dad.  Yay!  It's old, goofball Britney without a pink wig or fake British accent in sight.  I cannot wait for this to air.  November 30th on MTV bitches!...
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